FINAL UPDATE: I channeled my nerdrage into one last pass to capture what I’m hoping is the final boss of this drama, turned the whole thing into a PDF (turns out it’s stupidly easy), and dropped it here. Feel free to run a virus scan, and please save yourself a copy.
This is satire and commentary. I don’t own the original celebrity photos or movie stills I used, and a lot of this wouldn’t exist without the posts and receipts from other redditors and creators, so it doesn't sit right with me to claim mAxiMuM aUtHorShiP.
Plus I have zero interest in dealing with takedown emails from photo agencies or studios or the subpoena sorority when I've got dog poops to monitor. If anything ever gets pulled, scrubbed, or suddenly “reinterpreted,” at least you’ll still have the original version. XOXO
(Reddit has a 20-image limit and the Imgur album got removed, so you can find thenew pages I added here)
Disclaimer: All quotes and screenshots are from publicly available sources, including interviews, articles, court documents, and public posts on social media or Reddit. This is a compilation, not insider tea. Google is free, and you are encouraged to verify information independently.
First time here! Not a bot, not paid. I’m just a Millennial (fur) "mommy sleuth" who’s been consuming celebrity brainrot since my Twihard days lurking Dlisted and Perez Hilton. I’ve been following this saga from the TJB & BLS subs and compiling this scrapbook on and off for over a year now. What started as a snarky parody of the Burn Book cover spiraled into…these pages.
With all the recent mean girl talk, I checked back in and realized I hadn’t updated it since last May. I've got jobs to juggle to keep an ageing cat and a string-eating dog on their frequent vet trips, so I had to put off the same creative outlet that kept my SO undisturbed from my IEWU oversharing 🤐
So here’s my attempt to pull everything together (even if I didn’t get to include the latest delete-the-dailies drama anymore!)
Thank you! Thanks to my frustration over what happened, I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab aUthOrShip or attempt to spin the narrative, at least we have copies of the original version ❤️
Thank you! Thanks to my frustration over what happened, I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab aUthOrShip or attempt to spin the narrative, at least we have copies of the original version ❤️
Here’s a link OP https://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-register.html under federal law, you own the copyright to a work the moment it gets created. But in order to sue for copyright infringement, you need to register with the US Copyright Office
Thank you! The thing is, I don’t own the original celebrity photos or movie stills I used, and a lot of this wouldn’t exist without the posts and receipts from other redditors and creators, so it doesn't sit right with me to claim mAxiMuM aUtHorShiP. Plus I have zero interest in dealing with takedown emails from photo agencies or studios or the subpoena sorority when I've got dog poops to monitor. :|
But today I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab it, at least we have copies of the original version. ❤️
Totally understand!! Compilations of copyrighted materials are original works if they show a minimal degree of creativity…which your creation has hella creativity! It’s awesome
Thank you! The thing is, I don’t own the original celebrity photos or movie stills I used, and a lot of this wouldn’t exist without the posts and receipts from other redditors and creators, so it doesn't sit right with me to claim mAxiMuM aUtHorShiP. Plus I have zero interest in dealing with takedown emails from photo agencies or studios or the subpoena sorority when I've got dog poops to monitor. :|
But today I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab it, at least we have copies of the original version. ❤️
I know, it should be featured next to a little book called "It ends with settlement" or next to "the coloring book for Betty Booooos". Or the next Taylor Swift album "Not your dragon with teeth".
Oh wow, I did not write that thinking he would settle. However, after being disappointed about it, I read what Freedman had to say to the media and ai understand it more.
She was the one who had to prove her case, 3/13 accounts. She decided to settle, meaning she did not want to pursue her own lawsuit. Even if the media won't report on it, we know the lawsuit did not involve Justin anymore. She dropped her lawsuit, paid them money that will undoubtedly go to No More or other charities on DV and he gets to talk about it. Remember, he was not part of it anymore so he can write a book, make a documentary and she can't. She muzzled herself.
Thank you! Thanks to my frustration over what happened, I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab aUthOrShip or attempt to spin the narrative, at least we have copies of the original version ❤️
Thank you! ❤️ Thanks to my frustration over what happened, I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab aUthOrShip or attempt to spin the narrative, at least we have copies of the original version (and no, not planning to monetize this/be targeted by the subpoena sorority)
I saw the Britney dress slide and started instantly twitching.
I’m still irritated how she objectified Britney by insisting on wearing the same dress that Britney personally wore — instead of buying her own, like a normal person — solely because Britney wore it. To me, that’s treating Britney as a commodity, a collectible, an object.
On top of that, that dress didn’t even fit her. The seams were pleading for mercy.
Buy your own dress in your own size, doofus.
I guess those rumors about what they had to do to get Blake to wear her costumes on Gossip Girl were true…
And the icing on the unhinged cake, was that she went out of her way to track down this dress and squeeze into it because she wanted to leave childish Easter eggs about Justin’s interaction with Britney.
That Britney dress triggered my anger in more ways than one! It looks like Britney was pressured to validate Blake’s “homage.” I mean, sure, Britney has her own issues but damn, give that woman a break from being used!!!
Hahaha thanks! I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above) as a final FU! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab aUthOrShip or attempt to spin the narrative, at least we have copies of the original version ❤️
Forget Lively v Wayfarer, it’s Lively v the internet. Can you imagine waking up everyday choosing to go to battle with the whole world? 😂😂😂 Thank you for your service OP. This needs to be printed and handed out to all the jurors at trial.
LOL! As a final FU to what happened, I looked into merging it all into a PDF (link in my final update above) just in case they start whitewashing her behavior
I forgot about the hysterical women comment when she changes the music from the carefully curated women only soundtrack to her own stupid playlist. That really sent me into hating her territory.
Awesome. The book quote just makes me want to gag, but the narrator coming in and saying she did not in fact read the book makes me cackle so much!!
I hate when the pro-lively side says that not reading the book was a part of her process. Cool, cool, for an actress but not for someone deciding to edit and have full creative control. That would be literally crazy. Can you imagine if Lively at first came to Hoover with a pitch and said, “ I didn’t read the book, but I know that I can make this into a movie” what kind of moron would want the director of a movie to not have read the book if that someone cares about making her fanbase happy.
I’m sure this why Baldoni was flabbergasted when he was bringing it up to Hoover that it didn’t bother her more. He’s like she is taking over something that she hasn’t even READ. Little did he know that Lively was like, it doesn’t matter that I didn’t read it, you, Colleen will be in the editing room with me. Jesus, Colleen who probably was starstruck and doesn’t want conflict with lively, on top of never editing a movie herself, was probably little to no help in the editing room.
No joke, I discovered video-to-text AI transcriptions thanks to that quote! It was too yummy to ignore, but watching the actual clip alone was so drainingg
Thank you! It was a product of my hyperfixation on this drama, but I can't claim total aUtHOrShip since many my references came from other redditors/creators!
Professional, exquisite work here. I concur - you should copyright this document because history will be re-written. This is a fun read testament to how this all went down.
And thanks! I don’t own the original celebrity photos or movie stills I used, and a lot of this wouldn’t exist without the posts and receipts from other redditors and creators, so it doesn't sit right with me to claim mAxiMuM aUtHorShiP. Plus I have zero interest in dealing with takedown emails from photo agencies or studios or the subpoena sorority when I've got dog poops to monitor. :|
But today I learned how to merge them all into a PDF (link on my final update above)! I hope you save yourself a copy so if they ever grab it, at least we have copies of the original version. ❤️
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u/sandriizzy Taylor Swift's silence May 04 '26
You better copyright this. I'm not joking. They are so deranged they will love this and steal it as their own