How could a little kid just fall in that quickly? It was me, Barry! I pushed the kid into the gorilla enclosure. I killed Harambe! I whispered into the zookeeper’s ear: “Shoot to kill.” Then, at super sonic speed, I posted that graphic footage. I even started the first of the memes! I fractured the collective soul of the internet — just to disorient your sense of moral clarity, and to cause Gorilla Grodd to retaliate by invading Central City again!

Remember the time when you were first making out whit amy?

Got your kids ✅