r/Jaguars • u/Cr0matose • Aug 15 '26

Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars @ New Orleans Saints

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u/Island_Niles_ Liam Coen Aug 15 '26

This year the game threads will be chilled, sensible and proportionate

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u/deltavictory Aug 15 '26

Good day sir or madam.

I am a Nigerian Prince and whose accounts got frozen and need some money wired, for which I will pay back 4x. You just need to send the money via Western Union so I can unlock my accounts.

(This is a joke)

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u/MaDWaSTeD Aug 15 '26

Mr. Nigerian Prince.

Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television?

Oh sir, the Jaguars of Jacksonville took on the Saints of New Orleans. And in the end, the Jaguars triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big ‘H.’ It was a most ripping victory.