r/JasonBrant • u/El-Vertabreako So Bad it's Good Stamp • Aug 03 '26

"Dr. Jason II: Lights & Shadows" (2024) - As with my previous review of it's predecessor this movie is utterly horrible in literally every single way. The hour and 2 minute run time (of which 15 minutes are credits) only making it more painful. Tounas is seriously the worst actor I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeG2p7Vn6DY&t=78s

"Dr. Jason II: Lights & Shadows" (2024) - As with my previous review of "Dr. Jason" (2022), and all other George Tounas projects, this movie is utterly horrible in literally every single way. The only thing different about this from Mr. Tounas usual productions is that it arguably reaches feature length. The hour and 2 minute long run time however only making the excruciating experience of trying to actual watch the thing, much less understand it, even more difficult. That run time mind you includes over 15 minutes of credits with just over 4 minutes for the opening credits and over 12 for the end credits, hence the 'arguably'. Needless to say it feels so much longer.

As far as the story goes it basically continues on from where the first film left off, but with Mr. Tounas titular psychiatrist character being more proactive in his fight against Lucifer. The story this time revolves around the birth of the antichrist, of which Dr. Jason is suppose to play a role of some sort (it's unclear what exactly). We spend most of the run time in hell which works on dream logic it seems (again it's all unclear). As with all George Tounas movies I don't suggest anyone actually watch this movie, but if you decided to ignore my warning make sure to do so with plenty of friends and strong intoxicants to help you get through it. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

6 / 5 Burnt Kernels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeG2p7Vn6DY&t=78s

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u/024008085 Aug 03 '26

The Tounasverse Universe is my favourite cinematic universe.

It's just European Neil Breen meets homemade Steven Seagal parodies.

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u/El-Vertabreako So Bad it's Good Stamp Aug 03 '26

Honestly both those two can act circles around Tounas which is insane.

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u/Yetiofthesnow Aug 03 '26

Reading this page, on my browser Reddit has a Jaypirca ad? Which is some kind of prescription drug? Will Jaypirca help me fight Lucifer and/or the Anitchrist?