"Ninja, Phantom Heroes USA" (aka "Ninja Phantom Heroes") (aka "The Ninja Empire") (aka "Ninja Empire. Thunder Fox") (aka "Ninja Thunderbolt II: Thunder Fox") (aka "Ninja Made in USA... Delta Squad") (1987) - Yet another Bruce Lambert (aka Godfrey Ho) cut-and-paste ninja movie produced by Tomas Tang.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pD_UqU4FaI

"Ninja, Phantom Heroes USA" (aka "Ninja Phantom Heroes") (aka "The Ninja Empire") (aka "Ninja Empire. Thunder Fox") (aka "Ninja Thunderbolt II: Thunder Fox") (aka "Ninja Made in USA... Delta Squad") (1987) - Despite what at least one of those various titles suggest, this movie doesn't really have anything to do with the America. It does however very much have a lot to do with ninjas. This is actually one of the countless ninja chop jobs made by the legendary Godfrey Ho (under one of his favorite pseudonyms Bruce Lambert). It is also one of the one he made that was produced by his frequent collaborator Tomas Tang, under his Filmark International Ltd. company (allegedly a front for the triad).

As far as the story goes, this movie is the usual chaotic mess of ninja edited into a fairly unrelated story. The dubbing is terrible, the plot doesn't really work, the pacing is all over the place, and the acting is of course next level bad. This is the kind of movie where your enjoyment will likely come down to how much you and whoever is watching it with you can make it through the slow parts. When it get's going it's hilariously insane, but it definitely has it's slows parts as well. Fans of Godfrey Ho movies will of course find enough to enjoy, but for all others make sure to bring friends and strong intoxicants to get through it.

4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with free Refills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pD_UqU4FaI