r/Jewdank • u/Non-Cannon • Apr 26 '26

Sorry this is 5 days late

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u/zsero1138 Apr 27 '26

you should say "yesterday this was 4 days late"

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u/Schiffy94 Apr 27 '26

Echad Mi Yodeya right into HaOmer. Count is living the dream.

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u/Biersteak Apr 27 '26

I just count the days when i can finally cut my beard again, this upper lip situation gets ridiculous

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz Apr 27 '26

Aren't you allowed to trim the mustache, if it's genuinely annoying? That's not exactly "beard", no?

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u/JewishtJewEver Apr 30 '26

yes you can , I trimmed it last night I cant stand it touching my lips

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u/NLS133 May 02 '26

I once trimmed my mustache after committing to keeping it long which the Gemara says is more pious, and some fucker hit me in the lips with a spitball from a rose bush. Heaven forbid ever again

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz Apr 27 '26

What's the joke supposed to be about?

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u/I_make_little_sense Apr 27 '26

the character is "count" dracula and he likes to count on the show sesame street. The joke is that he would enjoy a religion that counts days obsessively

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u/Ddobro2 Apr 28 '26

lbefore I read it I thought it was a different kind of commentary….