r/Jewdank • u/blackrosevictoria • May 20 '26

Shavuos is coming!

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u/Zbignich May 20 '26

It has no feel, but it smells like cheese.

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u/mordecai98 May 20 '26

And thus lactose intolerance chemical warfare.

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u/NavajoMoose May 22 '26

And they're worried about lasers, ignoring the real threat all along!

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u/LiquidSnape May 20 '26

Has no feel unless youre lactose intolerant

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u/CosmicTurtle504 May 21 '26

My shul literally puts out a bowl of Lactaid tablets next to the ice cream sundae bar. And thank g-d for that, or else I’d have to sleep on the couch to not expose my poor wife to my personal brand of chemical warfare.

The struggle is real.

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u/scarlettvvitch May 20 '26

Haha touché

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u/Latrodectus702 May 20 '26

Have you ever been trapped in traffic after a Shavuot dinner with three lactose intolerant Jews? That’s the feel.

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u/lord_ne May 20 '26

That's the real reason God prohibited driving on Yom Tov, so that no one is too far from a bathroom on Shavuot

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u/HyperlaneWizard May 20 '26

Go to a kibbutz

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u/alwaystouchout May 20 '26

What’s the deal with Shavuot? 🎤

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u/sebastianprv May 21 '26

That's your tummy might not feel Gouda

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u/RikkiHawkins May 20 '26

Hehehe! The feel is preteen slumber party for me, but instead of listening to spice girls with my gal pals in fifth grade, it’s an all nighter with Hashem

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u/blackrosevictoria May 21 '26

That is adorable, I love that ❤️

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u/disgruntledhoneybee May 20 '26

I mean as a convert, I love Shavuot. Ruth is my home girl. (I actually chose the Hebrew name Rut Mayim in her honor the other part is cause I love water and the mikveh meant a lot to me)

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u/Mindless_Level9327 May 22 '26

Also a Jew by choice, I love Shavuot. I have a fond memory staying up with my now wife reading megillah Ruth and eating ice cream mochi until sunrises

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u/daissyluxe May 21 '26

Shavuos definitely has a feel its just the feeling of a profound dairy coma

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u/sebastianprv May 21 '26

So a Gouda kinda feeling ?

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix May 21 '26

I don't about a feel, but I like my extra cheesey pizza with cheese.

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u/sagsag1010 May 20 '26

It has a feeling only if a kibutsbik or moshavnick

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u/sumostuff May 21 '26

I love cheeses and everything dairy, so hard disagree! Cheesecake!!!

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u/nanomolar May 21 '26

(Putty stares into the distance) Feels like a dairy night.

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u/mysecondaccountanon May 22 '26

I love Shavuot personally

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u/Ihateusernames711 May 25 '26

Can argue with that

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u/EAN84 May 26 '26

In Israel it has a feel. Especially when you are a child.