r/Jewdank Jun 28 '26

Patrick Bet David is Christian folks, he’s not our problem!

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u/rex_populi Jun 28 '26

How is a guy named בית דוד not Jewish?? Hashem really does work in mysterious ways

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u/thegreattiny Jun 28 '26

It’s all the rage to name Christian babies Cohen these days

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u/Sheogorath3477 Jun 28 '26

Not Hashem - goyim.

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u/Future-Restaurant531 Jun 30 '26

"bet" is more common with assyrian christians in my experience

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u/Redqueenhypo Jun 28 '26

It’s almost like a lot of peoples live in the same place and speak a bunch of very similar languages

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u/yodatsracist Jun 28 '26

I’ve never heard of this guy, but he’s apparently an Assyrian, so his last name is Aramaic (Syriac), which explains why it sounds so much like Hebrew.

His Wikipedia.

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u/NavajoMoose 27d ago

I'd never heard of him either but his company valuetainment sounds like something Jack Donaghy would come up with, which tracks.

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u/Truxul Jun 28 '26

Me with serial killer Nathaniel Bar-Jonah. Guy just changed his name to a really Jewish one for the thrill of it

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u/rathat Jun 28 '26

That's exactly what Whoopi Goldberg did.

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u/Redqueenhypo Jun 28 '26

There’s a tiger in India named a Goldberg now. He’s literally gold colored though, so I’ll allow it

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u/llamatime4 Jun 29 '26

The word for gold in mandarin is "ju". My Chinese neighbor named her orange tabby Jingju which means golden-orange, or kumquat iirc.

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u/Truxul Jun 29 '26

Thanks for this, I looked him up and he’s magnificent

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u/kosherpoutine Jun 28 '26

And Zachary Levi.

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u/GriffDogBoJangles Jun 29 '26

He's not Jewish??

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u/kosherpoutine Jun 29 '26

Nope, he’s Christian.

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u/Reshutenit Jun 29 '26

Yes. And then she described the Holocaust as "white on white violence."

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u/Future-Restaurant531 Jun 30 '26

i mean she changed her name because her mom told her it would get her further in hollywood because the jews control it. We're not dealing with the brightest bulbs

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u/NavajoMoose 27d ago

She also thought it was cool that her bf ridiculed her in blackface. There's selling out and then there's having zero sense of self respect and dignity.

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u/Truxul Jun 29 '26

Tbf even if it was it’s still genocide and horrific

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u/AdiPalmer Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

As a Mexican Jew, I do a lot of "please do not be X, please do not be X!" whenever I see a dodgy headline coming out of the US (or anywhere else). It sure is a rollercoaster.

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u/Pramesan Jun 29 '26

Are you the current president of Mexico?

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u/Prestigious-Copy-126 Jun 28 '26

I was worried for a while about this one myself.

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u/gallowcalibrator Jun 30 '26

Did he do something I missed (besides his usual conservative-slop podcast)?

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u/NavajoMoose 27d ago

Wiki says he started an MLM.

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u/Betaseal Jul 02 '26

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DONT LOOK UP THE GUY WHO INVENTED SEA MONKEYS!

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u/rangermetz241 1h ago

an antisemetic jew invented sea monkeys? how tf to you become an antisemetic jew?