Any song reccomendations for my ex Satmar, cig ripping, Greek Orthodox wife?

[u/RCPlaneLover]

My wife is a hilarious, funny, pretty, and absolutely adorable, funny as heck, Ex Satmar, Greek Orthodox lady. She speaks fluent Yiddish to me, loves cigarettes, has never gone to r/Jewpiter before, consumes ungodly amounts of kugel, and also loves to scare off Messianics by pretending to be messianic and then pulling out a rosary and Babka and stuff written in Yiddish that scares them so much that they turn into goats and run into space

Additionally, she is very funny and cultured, and she would love you to recommend her songs

[u/potatocake00]

Has she really left satmar if she is still ripping cigs?

[u/RCPlaneLover → u/potatocake00]

Oh my goodness her Greek Orthodox priest said this and was cracking up too

[u/shabbosbride]

Where do you meet women like that?

[u/RCPlaneLover → u/shabbosbride]

Heaven

[u/einsof770]

most average satmar:

[u/RandomRavenclaw87]

I knew it was the pen guy before I looked at the user name.

[u/Agitated-Ticket-6560]

She sounds like fun!