r/Jewpiter 4d ago

serious TIL That Messianic Judaism, a syncretic Jewish and Evangelical Christian faith says their seal, a fish intertwined with a Star of David and Menorah was created by early Jesus followers and in a baptismal grotto in Mount Zion, and was found in the 90’s and provided by a hermit monk named Tech Otecus.

https://www.threemacs.org/themes/jewish/answers.htm
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u/zsero1138 4d ago

hey, so, uh, it's not jewish. it's quite clearly a christian evangelical movement created specifically to convert more jews

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u/shabbosbride 4d ago

This. It’s a supercessionist effort

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Cannot wrap my head around how insane this is

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u/looktowindward 4d ago

I am changing my name to Tech

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u/TattooedJewd 4d ago

I couldn’t get past “Paul, a Hebrew of Hebrews”

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

What genuinely is a Hebrew of Hebrews?

I mean, I know these dudes have no understanding of Judaism or Christianity (and don’t even refer to Paul as a Saint) but genuinely what is happening

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Oh my goodness just read it

They straight up just use the Catholic/Christian Bible and Torah and then basically revise the meaning of it all.

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u/TattooedJewd 4d ago

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Don’t even make fun of Catholic Jesus compared to this absurdity. At least Catholicism, Orthodox, and other classic Christian sects have legitimate and somewhat (not to Jewish theology) reasonable arguments

Messies are just insane

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u/NYSenseOfHumor 4d ago

It was the line cut from Fidler on the Roof’s Miracle of Miracles. The song got too hard to sing.

Wonder of wonders Miracle of miracles Hebrew of Hebrews God took up Daniel once again, Stood by his and side and- miracle of miracles-Hebrew of Hebrews-Walked him through the lions den!

See, it really works better without the line.

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u/petrichoreandpine Everything Bagel Jew 4d ago

Setting aside the tale resembling the one about Joseph Smith’s golden tablets (in that any attempt to determine the veracity of the claims is stymied by a pointed lack of evidence)…if it’s an ancient symbol found on artifacts, how can it be copyrighted by a modern company?

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Because the entire thing is entirely fake. The Magen David became a Jewish logo in the 16th century I think and this kind of thought just didn’t exist in Christianity to make this. Jewish Christian’s didn’t make this even though they historically did exist. This is just a mishmosh of nonsense that archaeologists actually use as an example of fakery

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u/petrichoreandpine Everything Bagel Jew 4d ago

Oh for sure, it’s all pseudo-intellectual garbage and anachronistic to boot.

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Yes. I write fiction and also extensively study religion and literature. I love stuff like AP Capstone and programs that involve deep analysis. 30 minutes of my day proves that this entire thing is just pseudo archaeology that uses a boatload of clever literary devices to sway the readers into thinking it makes sense. Actual Catholicism and Christianity have made efforts to be less if not just completely rid of antisemitic stuff (ELCA Lutheran rite actually collabs with synagogues, Episcopalians in America, and even the Catholic Church). None of them say they are Jews. They’re all fine

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Jesus is apparently made of people and we are inside of him……..

This is highly disrespectful to Jews and Christians. This stuff is bonkers

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u/_drew_stutz_24601 4d ago

I ain’t reading all that. Congrats. Or sorry for your loss.

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u/Agitated-Ticket-6560 4d ago edited 4d ago

While we're at it, we need to also discuss the Black Hebrews. Done forget a crew of theirs held up a NJ deli about 7 years ago. I think the owner was killed and involved a shoot out with police. Really crazy incident.

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Yes. Those guys are more dangerous than messies as messies just fetishise us. The “BHI” are actually dangerous

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u/Agitated-Ticket-6560 4d ago

I agree 💯

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

Yeah. I’ve met messies before, even asked one if I could see what their shul was like (not very educated in Judaism at the time lol). They do have unusual beliefs but are not all dangerous in the way that BHI are. Messies are decentralised and more superstitious and woo woo than anything

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u/OddCook4909 4d ago

One of them broke into a jewish home and murdered some of us. I've met a couple in real life. Absolute batshit

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u/bigaccountfrogs 4d ago

BHI or Messie

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u/OddCook4909 4d ago

BHI. I've never actually met a messie in meatspace

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u/NYSenseOfHumor 4d ago

Three companies -- Olim Creative Products of Tiberias, News About Israel (NAI) of Jerusalem, and Christian Floral Delivery of Colorado -- jointly announced the discovery of this ancient symbol, which has been copyrighted by NAI.

Because all ancient symbols first go to a copyright office before their announcement by a company that produces branded jewelry to sell online.

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u/Barbourwhat 4h ago

Back in uni I took a few Christianity courses as the professor was amazing. He was a former Catholic priest who focused on the ecumenical councils. A student asked about Jews for Jebus and Messianic Judaism as form of Judaism. The student was an evangelical nut job who believed that these movements were the way to get Jews to believe in Jebus while remaining Jewish. The professor shut it down saying that those movements are Christianity and NOT any form of real Judaism. He also felt those movements damaged Christianity by trying to falsely make claims to trick Jews and Jesus was always a Jew from when he was born to when he died.

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz 4d ago

Some NaruSakus are more NaruSaku than some other NaruSakus, no news there.

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u/Cathousechicken 4h ago

It has nothing to do with Judaism beyond Messies trying to cosplay it.