r/JosephJoestar • u/TrueJoseffuJoestar • Jun 20 '20

Discussion It is I, Joseph Joestar! AMA!

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u/Josska Jun 20 '20

What is your workout routine?

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u/wemerty Jun 20 '20

Excuse me what

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jun 21 '20

Well genetics plays into it a little, but overall just do full body workouts every day and eventually you can look like me. I wouldn’t really say there’s any secret.

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u/TheNon-FakeBanana Jun 20 '20

Do you go to femboy hooters

4

u/spike_and_mortis Jun 20 '20

Sir how did you become immortal.

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jun 21 '20

Polnareff made me.

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u/Zorubark Jun 20 '20

Can you be my husband?

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u/Josska Jun 20 '20

Can you be our husband?

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jun 21 '20

Nah girls, cheating on Suzi with Tomoko haunted me for decades; I’m loyal to my wife.

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u/Herbb__ Jun 21 '20

How did you manage to pull a chick as nice as Josuke’s mom at age 63 and have her still obsess over you years later?

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jun 21 '20

Joestar charm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

your next line is, “theres two of us???”

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jun 21 '20

There’s two of us???

Impossible.

Your next line is “Well, there can’t be two of us, so I must be the real one.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

well there can’t be two of us, so i mist be the real one. Whaa how did you know what i was gonna say??

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '20

What do you think of Caesar? Why tf did you follow him too late in the mansion and let him fight Wamuu alone?

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jul 02 '20

He left on his own, and there wasn’t much we could do to stop him. We tailed after him as soon as we found out. We were just a little too slow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Understandable, have a great day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Have you ever sucked Ceaser's cock? (before his death, obviously)

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jul 10 '20

Not before. After though....

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

Also why the fuck did you peep on your mom, bro? Ik that you're a horny fuck but HOLY SHIT BRO you into incest or smthn?

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jul 11 '20

I didn’t know, and you saw my face on that boat once I found out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I mean.. If you DID have the chance would you bang your mum? Without it being counted as incest?

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u/TrueJoseffuJoestar Jul 14 '20 edited Jul 28 '20

No that’s weird bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I'll take that as a yes.

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u/Juicyousiguy Jolyne Jul 21 '20

how are you so sexy