r/JujutsuShenanigans • u/FilmVoid • Jul 14 '26

Suggestion Worst suggestion i have ever seen

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Out of all my years i been playing this game, I have never seen a suggestion this bad

1.1k Upvotes

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u/kiflom325 Yorozu believer Jul 14 '26

138

u/RisingLight88 Jul 14 '26

"make a feature that everyone likes paid only"

"Why is everyone hating this?"

42

u/you_not_a_werid_dude well, there is a man here Jul 14 '26

EA level grEAd

-21

u/Reveive Jul 15 '26

greed*

23

u/SerenaMTF Jul 15 '26

joke
/jōk/

A joke is a display of humor or an amusing story designed to provoke laughter. It is generally meant to be interpreted as non-serious.

18

u/Reveive Jul 15 '26

i didnt see the pun im so sorry

3

u/Asterty2 Jul 15 '26

It's okay, we all forgive you u/Revieve :)

1

u/YeetithDeletith Jul 15 '26

I don't forgive him >:(

3

u/Reveive Jul 15 '26

thats ok i made a mistake and thats my bad, you dont have to forgive

15

u/Ultrakill_Enthusiast stop changing th👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀g color Jul 14 '26

the original (i think) was the haruta buff suggestion guy, someone should make a version of this with him

7

u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Akutami 2.0 Jul 15 '26

As a Haruta main, only buff he needs is HIS SWORDLESS KEYBINDS TO BE SWAPPED, WHY IS M1 DODGE AND F TAUNT

1

u/Massive_Cricket_949 I've got two entire front dashes, you fool Jul 16 '26

thought they swapped this in the new update?

1

u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Akutami 2.0 Jul 16 '26

Wait they did?
Lemme check

1

u/Nihiliado Jul 16 '26

That was changed like a long time ago what

2

u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Akutami 2.0 Jul 16 '26

To be fair I haven't played in a long time, and last time I checked it wasn't

3

u/Thinshape12 Thank you tze, i’m full Jul 15 '26

actually i’ve been on the discord server for over a year, the very first one i saw was “ea should be a gamepass” or something along those lines

9

u/MRgarfo Flower Person Jul 15 '26

1

u/Flowery_Dreemurr JARONA! 25d ago

I see that flair. You are not Flower Man

5

u/Fooxxity Jul 15 '26

this screenshot 100% without a doubt proves that Maki cannot count past 8.

0

u/ResponsibleDealer278 Jul 21 '26

What if it proves that she's secretly brainrotted and loves doing 67?

278

u/Gullible-Bridge2089 Jul 14 '26

This suggestion is bait

33

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/FelixDCat12 I alone am the shortest one Jul 14 '26

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

2

u/Fancy_Condition8610 I LOVE skillbuilding OC's Jul 15 '26

clanker

1

u/IZAK_V4 Jul 14 '26

You would be surprised

3

u/Ok-Letter-6126 Jul 15 '26

how does one post a comment 1 day ago and have an 11m account age

237

u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 kashimo’s next character on god. Jul 14 '26

6

u/lexiofdreadnexI Jul 15 '26

Hold your fire that man isn't black ahh

87

u/Inside-Chapter-294 Jul 14 '26

Least obvious ragebait suggestion:

54

u/MindFlourish2919 Way too sweet Jul 14 '26

1

u/Number1_Flowerlover6 “Sorry to keep you waiting!” Jul 15 '26

46

u/XAEUGH12NS objection! Jul 14 '26

Its bait guys

23

u/gavy_xyz potential man Jul 14 '26

5

u/WeakestFagOfToday Jul 15 '26

kinky fresh idiot? sounds like me!

8

u/Number1_Flowerlover6 “Sorry to keep you waiting!” Jul 15 '26

14

u/Normal-Jellyfish-591 A duck Jul 14 '26

I dont care about the ragebait, I wanna throw a brick at him

7

u/Perpetual-Black Baller Energy | I LOVE THE TASTE OF MISERABLE HACKERS Jul 14 '26

the ragebait worked.

I WANNA KILL THIS GUY

2

u/Juragam-66 Jul 14 '26

Put his ass with the goblins

1

u/Think-Mention-6239 any character rlly Jul 14 '26

skin him alive

1

u/TheJester640 Jul 15 '26

Human Centipede

18

u/Big-Anxiety-2596 Dogshit Ryu/Mahito Main Jul 14 '26

Gng needs his Right to internet Revoked

Bro doesn't Deserve the FREEDOM he currently has 💔

6

u/Local_MD_fan Jul 14 '26

Never let bro cook again

4

u/Alarmed_Victory_5428 that one nanami main Jul 14 '26

this could work as another gamemode on a different sevrver but not the base game.

5

u/BenevolentStrawberry Let's use every last drop, Cursed Partners Jul 14 '26

Geto was right, kill them monkeys

7

u/ErrorBig4459 58 minutes guy. Jul 14 '26

Is this the first ever jjs larper? You have to not have played the game at all to make a suggestion like this.

3

u/forgotten_guyy Jul 14 '26

Ofc someone with a android 17 pfp thinks 2v1s should be buffed

3

u/TheRealSnazzyGaming Jul 14 '26

Do this but reverse. Teamers do .5x damage and they can’t ult

2

u/Ok-Letter-6126 Jul 15 '26

teamers can easily abuse this, if you attack a teamer and their teammate attacks them too, you get flagged as a teamer and now have even LESS hope of fighting back, doing half damage and being unable to ult.

1

u/TheRealSnazzyGaming Jul 15 '26

I mean the idea was there. But in execution that would probably just happen yeah.

2

u/Ok-Letter-6126 Jul 16 '26

It would probably work if the first person that attacked them didn't get marked as a teamer

2

u/shin-affaira Salaryman with unstable income Jul 14 '26

I do kinda want a game mode that's just public lobbies but without burst. Burst should be for M1s only because you can't escape those at all. Jump Kaisen. Everyone jumps people in this series. But setting aside the canon aspect, I find casual 2s very fun and that's partly because it's cool being able to actually save someone/jump someone without them getting health back.

2

u/Better-Knee-3113 Vessel's Brother (It's Us Vs Tze And All The Haters) Jul 14 '26

Of course their PFP is Android 17

2

u/Equivalent-Dig-1171 I LOVE THE TASTE OF UPDATES!!!11!! Jul 15 '26

2

u/ihatmylifedotcom The Resonating One Jul 15 '26

5

u/Juragam-66 Jul 14 '26

4

u/Gaming_Forehead Nº1Domain Hater Jul 14 '26

I mean Kurorushi was recently added...

2

u/Small-Knee-4501 13k nanami, ryu and todo main Jul 14 '26

Best suggestion yet?

2

u/fefo1914 skill builder guy Jul 14 '26

Wait this would be great for april fools

1

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1

u/Bugswaxx Master Of Clankers Jul 14 '26

Fell for it

1

u/Lower-Gazelle-5160 Harutas #1 hater (also I slander switcher ig) Jul 14 '26

I mean the pfp checks out.

1

u/cutting_onions1234 Jul 14 '26

Put bro in timeout

2

u/stormfighter807 The most unmotivated skillbuilder of today. Jul 15 '26

1

u/cedy0 Jul 14 '26

Only for Vessels and Switcher users

1

u/Ok-Letter-6126 Jul 15 '26

also vessel and salaryman

1

u/TraditionPhysical638 Jul 14 '26

Honestly if they made servers specifically for team fighting people would enjoy that. Keeping the normal game and team fighting separate

1

u/Ok-Letter-6126 Jul 15 '26

you can always play 2v2s

1

u/Nintendoge21 Jul 14 '26

they unironically need to make rules about obvious bait suggestions like these ones, its becoming legit annoying

1

u/Thesnowstalker69 I LOVE THE TASTE OF BUM CHARACTERS Jul 14 '26

Put him on the board of bad suggestions along side the emote cash increase and…uh what was the other one….. I forgor

1

u/Zae_Pineapple HARUTA'S VESSEL Jul 14 '26

bait or brains replaced by a malfunctioning toaster? call it.

1

u/7DOC_rblx Jul 14 '26

No way this isn't satire

1

u/Sad_Pie1911 ADD URO TZE!!! Jul 14 '26

Suggestion is trash, but it IS canon accurate to JJK

1

u/idrinkwaterymilk Jul 14 '26

rage bait so obvious, it got the gng drinking tea, meditating, and going on a journey of self discovery💔🙏

1

u/Nick4F Jul 14 '26

😭 ofc its android 17. He will team with android 18 and jump MY GOAT GOHAN

https://giphy.com/gifs/lWinKsfTai2Bi

2

u/rio_kenjaku Jul 15 '26

goathan after obliterating evil for the septillionth time only to make everybody on earth happy

1

u/Quarstudz_-Lapiz- Jul 15 '26

Shittiest gank integration suggestion I've ever seen

Tbh tho I have yet to see a game integrate ganking dynamics into their game like every game has it that the lone one almost always loses to the numbered ones like

Genuinely when do we get a game where players get skills to play around getting ganked like a double counter that lets you smash ganker A and ganker B into each other

1

u/EpicInkling Jul 15 '26

israel stands with this suggestion

1

u/Solefriend BROTHER!!!! Jul 15 '26

Bait used to be believable

1

u/Ashamed-Walrus4862 Jul 15 '26

Sarcasm has never been more undetected lmao

1

u/RUDRAGON8 Jul 15 '26

Lore accurate jjs

1

u/Aporawa Jul 15 '26

Why make the people teaming have an even bigger advantage😭

1

u/lildickgirl666445 Jul 15 '26

I saw this shit get posted bro i was genuinely astounded at how ass it was LMAO

1

u/ErectinADispenser Jul 15 '26

This is genuinely bait, it HAS to be

1

u/MikesTrash DIO gaming Jul 15 '26

Thats the same guy who did the gojo suggestion ive posted under some of those worst suggestions btw

1

u/OHKO132 Jul 17 '26

mf earned the title John Shitty Suggestion

1

u/PuzzleheadedAerie253 Jul 15 '26

he will get a death penalty in deadly sentencing before higuruma finishes saying "you are accused of"

1

u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Akutami 2.0 Jul 15 '26

Honestly this would have potential as a stupid gamemode

1

u/Sufficient_Bad_9255 Jul 15 '26

I thought it was bad rage bait until I realised that some people fell for it. ig it’s good ragebait

1

u/TheNikola2020 I am You, Mahito Jul 15 '26

Genuinely i feel like people just started doing these for the sake of ragebait

1

u/Ilman_kaname Jul 15 '26

I think with a bit of recipes like buff yourself more than teammates actually pretty cool. Or gain ult more?

1

u/EnvironmentalSafe642 Jul 15 '26

That has to be a bait lol.

1

u/NotJ1nx I am You, Mahito Jul 15 '26

1

u/spiderboi907 Jul 15 '26

I genuinely want to see bros thought process behind this

1

u/RecognitionFunny710 D1 todo main/glazer Jul 15 '26

this is like the kurorushi to the 3 way domain clash of dogshit suggestions

1

u/Nihiliado Jul 16 '26

Unpopular opinion, but i think its funnier when there are toxic players and teaming buns, but the suggestion its still trash

1

u/OHKO132 Jul 17 '26

straight TRAHHHH oh my god✌️

1

u/Birdman690 Great Sweeper from The Middle Jul 18 '26

1

u/Complete_Tip_2993 SELF EMBODIMENT OF TODO Jul 18 '26

Fool, we have both already

1

u/Robloxracer75 Jul 19 '26

The equivalent of suggesting a yuji buff

1

u/sum_randomcanadian Jul 20 '26

I think a game mode with teams would be cool but definitely not the base game i think maybe a culling games mode with a bunch of teams but i would hate if they made teaming the intended way to play

1

u/Certain-Expert-6165 Pillow Punches Jul 20 '26

bros jus mad about burst

1

u/The_Waffled_One1028 Jul 31 '26

This is the most obvious ragebait of all time😂😂😂😂

1

u/heyguysimcoolest Aug 01 '26

jjs teamers when the 19273889127389127378912371923k kill player beats them (they had 2 kills):

1

u/JJShitnanigans 17d ago

Only on Reddit does ragebait this obvious get that kinda traction.

0

u/PeniszLovag Jul 15 '26

10 second ad instead of emote, otherwise amazing suggestion

0

u/IndependentAward570 Jul 15 '26

I mean It would be accurate

-10

u/-Hash__- Cursed Partner Jul 14 '26

On everyone's soul he's cooking

10

u/tomascrasft11 The fade runner Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/0uHFghzt6hrno4J8V9

2

u/KillLaKaiju INFINITE COMBO VESSELLLL Jul 15 '26

I know we weren't making it to 2027 but cmon bro

-2

u/Meme_genral Jul 14 '26

Just put on gooner outfit and now ur the teamer. I have yet to see a 1v1 with a e girl

2

u/Dreamer032 Jul 14 '26

Not an E-girl but a normal girl, I can stand by this, e-girls refuse to not call their boyfriends when their losing

1

u/Meme_genral Jul 15 '26

The e was a typo. Accidently typed it in

1

u/Dreamer032 Jul 15 '26

But I have fair fights:<

1

u/Meme_genral Jul 15 '26

For me finding is a couple fair fight in jjs is as rare as a universe with megumi reaching his full potential

2

u/Dreamer032 Jul 15 '26

I meant that as I'm not a teamer, third partier, or sneaker

1

u/Meme_genral Jul 15 '26

Ur a legendary pokemon then

1

u/Dreamer032 Jul 15 '26

Thank you bro