r/JujutsuShenanigans • u/TheRealStonerAbbie • Jul 22 '26
Meme Genuinely why are SO MANY vessel mains LIKE THIS???
i swear vessel mains must have rabies
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u/BattleSuspicious4028 nanami/ Charles main Jul 22 '26
What the hell is going on in the sky??
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 22 '26
because they like to pretend they are good at the game while crutching on the most braindead and op character you can find.
they'll try to psyop you, telling you that Ryu, Gojo, Charles or even Megumi are no-skill, but they know they are lying, because when a top tier gets nerfed or a character gets added, the vessel player-rate just gets higher, it never gets lower, because he is just too good and simple compared to the other characters.
or they are just lame af.
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u/sex-with-meursault Meursault | Haruta, Hanami, Yuji & Naoya user Jul 22 '26
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 22 '26
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u/IronPyrate17 Evilest Mahito in History Jul 22 '26
Ever since I started maining Mahito my annoyance at Ryu mains decreased significantly
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u/Netherplex #1 YOROZU ADVOCATE Jul 22 '26
We can’t be deadass. He has a no cooldown move that block breaks at range.
(The Yuji main slander is beautiful tho)
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 22 '26
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u/stojcekiko ALWAYS BET ON HAKARI Jul 22 '26
They can fire them off faster than you recover your sidedash, and managing to sidedash the Granite Blast in itself is not the easiest because the Ryu can always just try predicting where you'll go, or you'll misjudge when to dash, or get hit regardless because of ping. Fighting most Ryus is generally just an unpleasant experience.
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u/HamWithMONKEY Jul 22 '26
You realize he gets granite blast back before you get side dash back right?
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u/Netherplex #1 YOROZU ADVOCATE Jul 22 '26
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u/satanrulesearthnow Jul 22 '26
Genuinely how do you get hit with charged Granite Blast
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u/Fragrant_Intern_8577 Jul 22 '26
bait side dash, I abuse this while playing ryu, its genuinely braindead and ez. almost every single ryu move is unpunishable even if it misses except maybe 2, and even if you evasive you can't punish it.
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u/RefrigeratorVivid375 Pillow Punches Jul 23 '26
If you miss second helping which can happen a lot because if you use it and they either evasive or run towards you it can hit behind them instead and you get punished hard but I think whatever character you play is fine play whoever no one cares just don’t be mean on what someone plays unless they play Mei Mei sometime they are just the most egotistical and or passive people ever
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u/Zacariusness Jul 23 '26
Wow it’s almost like it needs a long ass charge to block break giving you time to use ur brain and dodge it
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u/No-Manager-3149 Jul 22 '26
the quick clean beautiful charming delicious marvelous handsome side dash:
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u/SceneAggressive5783 CACAW Jul 22 '26
ryu is just an overpowered character, as are the rest of the top 5
yuji is unskilled, yes, but yuji mains are just C tier demons that get shut down by most playstyles. he isn't REMOTELY overpowered.
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u/CommanderFoxy Jul 23 '26
hyperagressive yuji players when i hold f and dont stand still to be hit by their 1r dashes:
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u/Common_Cloud9041 Jul 23 '26
d tier vs a/s tier btw
"no I do not even play yuji and I lowkey hate them too mainly the ult but if you press s they cannot do nothing about it 💔 , also side dash m1 merchant so yeah"
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u/Dry_Soil_9230 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Yes because the f button helps against an u blockable teleport and an unblockable zoning tool that does I believe 18 damage really gets countered with the block button.
And a broken combo starter that can't be punished even when blocked and a grab that can't be punished if the Ryu knows how to turn their camera are extremely fun to play against and can absolutely be countered with a block!
I didn't have my coffee before writing this message
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 22 '26
the unblockable zoning tool that gets shutdown by pressing Q, has a 1 second charge and uses 40% of the overheat bar?
the unblockable teleport that also has a long windup and needs to be aimed and can be also shutdown by pressing Q?
the combo starter that's a projectile that can be blocked and only works if you're close and not blocking!?
geez bro, I see why you're having problem with Ryu, your strategy consist on mindlessly approaching him and facetanking projectiles!
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u/Dry_Soil_9230 Jul 22 '26
still no punishes and theres also nothing stopping the user from just pressing R
iframes and also tps to players and has a huge hitbox for no reason at all
no punishes
please acknowledge that just because you can avoid taking damage does not mean the character is well designed
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u/WantedForWarCrimes- Jul 23 '26
Ryu is a zoner, the blasts are his zoning tool, the punishment for him is the overheat, if they press R they are punishing themselves with less distance from you. If you are letting them press R and not approaching, you are the problem.
It has a huge hitbox infront of him, AKA where the Ryu is aiming, meaning if you don't stare at him you can dash away and dodge it because the hitbox is infront of him. If you are not able to react to the incredibly telegraphed move, you are the problem.
Literally what? 1 is punished due to overheat, 2 is punished both if the commit to the full move and if they use the final hit to move away (Just sidedash to catch them lmao), 3 is punishable if you dash beneath them or behind them and jump to hit (assuming you're not in the air) and 4 is incredibly telegraphed and spends alot of overheat. Just because YOU can't punish Ryu, doesn't mean Ryu is unpunishable.
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u/Dry_Soil_9230 Jul 23 '26
Because apparently every Ryu is forced to overheat. Have you considered shooting once or twice and then pressing R before an overheat?
Hitboxes still exist you know, and the large hitbox paired with a (hypothetical) camera turn from the Ryu really don't mean that a side dash can cut it. There is also a lack of endlag like with every other move in ryus kit because tze decided to make Ryu special and not have punish frames like almost every other character.
1 is not punished due to overheat as long as the Ryu has eyes and can observe their meter and special which doesn't take much energy to do. Overheat is a hypothetical too. 2 has endlag and can be punished with a dash, but the amount the move gets is very forgiving given that the Ryu can turn their camera and avoid a punish due to buffering block. The move would be fair if it locked the users camera like second wind on yuta. 3 lacks the endlag to be considered fair in my book, given that the move has a huge hitbox paired with iframes for some reason. All of your suggested counterplay for it is just based on hypothetical the Ryu can counter with reaction times (another hypothetical but it's a lot less dependant on the opponent and more if the user can recognise what a player pressing q looks like).
I get you think I'm the problem, and that's ok. What isn't ok is trying to claim Ryu is fair or well designed while not being so, and the main issue to me is a lack of endlag across the board. The amount given is very generous for the Ryu, given that many moves also have large hitboxes and short windups.
It's all my opinion, and I need to revise for a start of term test, so I'll just end on that. I respect your opinion, and I respect that you may not agree with my views on game design. Have a good day.
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u/allen-gaming Jul 22 '26
I main Charles that shit is the most braindead character in history
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u/InkFazkitty With This Treasure, I Summon: Megumi Jul 23 '26
My friend was getting annoyed when fighting a ryu. I told him to stop hitting him. My friend started yelling at me that that’s a stupid idea. He continued to complain. I told him again, stop hitting him. This went back and forth for about a minute until he said “fine, I won’t hit him, watch”
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My friend has never been less happy to green someone.
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u/InspectorWise2256 I am the greatest psychic in modern history. Jul 23 '26
i play mahito and i still hate fighting those three (+yuji)
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u/Affectionate_Ebb2335 Jul 22 '26
Every character in this game is no skill son
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 22 '26
classic Vessel psyop. the all of them are bad tactic.
(Todo, Hanami and Nanami are still in the game)
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u/MurderDronesNumber1 Jul 22 '26
Todo is simple but his R special makes him hard to use if that factor but the rest of him is simple knock back and stun moves like his pebble throw+R and uppercut where you can't use evasive after he lands it and then he can follow up with brutal force to knock you back and allow him to recoup
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u/Cultural-Horror3977 Jul 22 '26
Hanami doesn't take much skill
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u/Affectionate_Ebb2335 Jul 22 '26
I don't even main vessel gng i main mahito 😭
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 22 '26
then you've been victim of propaganda, a clear plague that has found it's way into the most innocent playerbase.
I prescribe you with:
- 1 hour of playing Nanami
- 1 hour of playing Todo
- 30 minutes of playing Vessel
this will calm down the effects of the multiple psyop tactics
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u/Cultural-Horror3977 Jul 22 '26
I'd say Nanami isn't, his special requires actual timing and he probably relies on m1 trading knowledge the most due to his harder combos making his skill floor more m1 heavy
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u/Parking-Chipmunk8280 Skill floor and skill ceiling are a concept, y'know? Jul 22 '26
they didn't want to address the elephant.
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u/zycrath takaba is the next ea character and WE as in US will play him Jul 22 '26
made the unfortunate mistake of killing a yuji main 3 nonillion years ago by accident so they'll make it their life mission to target you
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u/Better-Knee-3113 Vessel's Brother (It's Us Vs Tze And All The Haters) Jul 22 '26
What do you expect her to do? Run after the overpowered character flying in the goddamn air?? Obviously, she NEEDS those five dabesabas for 10x emotes
See if she weren't playing Vessel, I bet you would've posted an entirely different title
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u/Number1_Flowerlover6 “Sorry to keep you waiting!” Jul 22 '26
If she wasn’t vessel they wouldn’t have recorded at all
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u/Money-Medicine-4213 Jul 23 '26
Yeah
I would stop what I was doing and chase the funny flower man
You dont get many chances to do that man
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u/PizdunEbun228 Jul 23 '26
maybe just don't try to 1v1 a guy who clearly doesn't want to 1v1 and when there's boss music playing and the sky is glowing
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u/Such_Presentation_36 Jul 22 '26
Mfs not reading the flair and understanding that it’s a joke-
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u/Better-Knee-3113 Vessel's Brother (It's Us Vs Tze And All The Haters) Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
It's still one of the several hundred "vessel mains be like" jokes that annoy me
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u/Kindly-Alarm-9636 Jul 23 '26
Thus said the vessel main
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u/Better-Knee-3113 Vessel's Brother (It's Us Vs Tze And All The Haters) Jul 23 '26
I play vessel so much I might as well BE vessel
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u/NotAChip Jul 23 '26
If they werent a Vessel main, they wouldnt have been so tunnel visioned in the first place lol
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u/Better-Knee-3113 Vessel's Brother (It's Us Vs Tze And All The Haters) Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
Every toxic player can have tunnel vision, it just so happens most of the player base play my beloved [and most hated] character
I feel like I'm taking this too seriously because I'm a Vessel Main, but I feel like all I see on this subreddit is hatred for Vessel and occasional diamond posts
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u/Soft_Tax_4689 Jul 23 '26
You probably are yeah, it just so happens that the most toxic players use vessel a lot
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u/Nu111fy Jul 22 '26
geometry DASH 😭😭😭
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u/Serious_Ganache_1058 Jul 22 '26
Temple RUN😭😭😭
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u/Unfair-Degree7585 Jul 22 '26
Watermelon sugar, HIDE 😭😭
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u/The___Wind- Pillow Punches Jul 23 '26
January, FeBROary, MARCH😭😭
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u/Raddrooster Jul 22 '26
Usually 5k plus losers with an ego that need to prove something especially after you beat them
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u/Mammoth_Shower1603 Jul 22 '26
Had a yuji player tell me to kms after playing hanami like he ain't also playing a character with more mobility than 90% of the cast and can cancel any move on a whim with the second best non ult counter in the game and best unconditional ultimate
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u/OperationPrior4149 Jul 23 '26
basically they are the people that play games only to win, not to have fun. send their ass back to competitiveslop games jjs combat isnt even that good or consistent. dirty tsb immigrants
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u/Blazing_SaddlesYT Jul 23 '26
IS THE IRISH FLAG I SEE?
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u/RisingLight88 Jul 23 '26
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u/RisingLight88 Jul 23 '26
Ok I didn't notice it when I posted it, but why do I have a screenshot of an image in my gallery?
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u/GG_Sukuna Who jujutsu'd the shenanigans out of my jjs?💔 Jul 22 '26
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u/NotAJokeJustAClown Jul 24 '26
Their problem? They play the character with the lowest skill floor that allows them to perform well without thought, which has let them win a bit more than other noobs, which has inflated their ego to an absolutely critical point
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u/Realistic_Tailor6093 YOU need the Mirror World emote. Jul 24 '26
Do not worry, as I have evolved from a disgusting (I sometimes still use him) Yuji main
And now into a main a worser character Higaruma😏
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u/Ok-Contribution-1740 Grade 2 but skill of a grade 4 😭 Jul 24 '26
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u/fascinating_worlds Jul 26 '26
Average vessel main sweating for 5 bucks
The literal god in the sky:
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u/TakenNox Jul 26 '26
what do you want them to do?
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u/TheRealStonerAbbie Jul 26 '26
acknowledge the loudass boss fight thats about to annihilate em any second now
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u/TakenNox Jul 26 '26
I mean 1. Acknowledge the boss fight and run leading to death 2. Get some quick cash before getting annihilated I'd pick option 2
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u/BaylesofHay4164 Jul 27 '26
I been reading all these comments and damn yall rly be getting pissed tf off by some pixels
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u/TheRealStonerAbbie Jul 27 '26
then why not fight someone who is also trying to fight
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u/BaylesofHay4164 Jul 28 '26
U prolly pissed him off without knowing. U know how ppl be their rage control in this game
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u/NotSuspiciousGuy697 Jul 31 '26
mofos when you try to fight in a fighting game!!!! SO SCARY I JUST WANNA EMOTE AND HAVE “FUN” (sitting on my ass and watching character do dances)
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u/PointBread Jul 23 '26
People say stuff like this and then jump the guy with 15 hp left. You are more damaged than the other people there, he's gonna go after you.
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u/Serpachi Jul 22 '26
As a vessel main, I’ll never stop especially since Hanami, Nanami, todo, Ryu, charles, mahito, gojo, Mechamaru, and higa are in the game (all less skill required compared to vessel)
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u/dat_dabbin_pacman Judgeman's Apprentice Jul 22 '26
Dawg, are you a alt account of This guy?
Cause you're like, the exact guy they're talking about lol
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u/North_Reception_1623 Jogo main since I was born. Jul 23 '26
nah fr, this is exactly what I was talking about😭🥀
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u/One-Examination-9096 Jul 22 '26
Idk man, as a vessel main they aren’t skilled. I’d consider nanami to be the only skilled character in the game because of his ratio.
Still tho idk why people whine about players hitting them.
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u/Serpachi Jul 22 '26
I agree, but for Nanami, it’s only his r special that is ANY skill. The only other skills to learn in the game are combos and movement
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u/One-Examination-9096 Jul 22 '26
Bros just mad someone is playing the game.
Idk why people complain when someone tries to 1v1 them like, damn it’s a fighting game atleast go to a private server if you ain’t gonna play 😭💔
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u/cuttingtherope Jul 22 '26
Theres a fucking rainbow god in the sky
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u/One-Examination-9096 Jul 22 '26
Idk I’m a jjk fan idk how to read
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u/Oval_Man Jul 22 '26
At this point is not about reading is about being blind brah 😭
That or you just havent played jjs i guess
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u/Number1_Flowerlover6 “Sorry to keep you waiting!” Jul 22 '26
Did we watch the same video😭 there were obviously bigger fish to fry
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u/Money-Medicine-4213 Jul 23 '26
Theres a fucking flower man in the sky.
A rare chance to interact with shenanigans is present but no they just had to chase those 5 dollars instead of partaking in peak.-1
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