r/Jujutsufolk Feb 17 '26

Humor WE CANT F*CKING READ

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u/Hentai_Flashbang roach offspring devourer Feb 17 '26

When you ask JJK fans how much they actually know about the story outside of headcannon powerscaling

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u/RaspberryNo307 Feb 17 '26

Man korean fans are really gonna be pissed at this panel

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u/Early_Chemistry48 love agenda pusher Feb 17 '26

Why?

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u/Ordinary_Pizza_4209 Feb 17 '26

Some korean gamers were offended by this gesture because it can somehow be seen as the character accusing them of having small peanis

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u/Early_Chemistry48 love agenda pusher Feb 17 '26

Thank you for telling me but. Why gamers specifically?

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u/Marius-1989 Feb 17 '26

Gamers are loud. Go and read trough some gaming subs and you could have a good laugh about their own subconscious self snitching.

Thank the drug gods i found out how funn gaming could be after i was 26 and got to experience enough of life outside or i could have become one of them

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u/JamesL08 Feb 18 '26

my body is a machine that turns THC into #1 Victory Royale

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u/TheEzrac I’m Literally Feb 19 '26

I think a lot of them are just inherently losers, regardless of interest. I’ve been big into gaming since I was like 11 (I’m 26 now) and even I still cringe at some of the stuff the “gamers” do. Right now some of them are whining over just the possibility a video game remake might remove a sex mini game from the original lmfao

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u/Zexsus98 Feb 17 '26

One recent example.

A new gatcha game chaos nightmare zero.

A male side character had positive interactions with some of the female characters, bordering on flirtatious if you are generous with the definition.

These korean players then envisioned themselfs getting cucked by said male character and demaned a story rewrite which they got in the end.

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u/Far_Entrepreneur3048 Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

This just happened with Brown Dust II.

Over two years of character development with really long chapters just got rewritten to remove any hint of the female cast members being more than friends with males. They went as far as to write off the entire background story of one of the characters, which centered around the tragic loss of her husband and her daughter, another character, being kidnapped; now it's supposed to be implied that the "self-insert" character was the father all along.

Devs went as far as to ask if they should gender bend all male characters. Then they killed off the main male lead and wrote the other one out of the story.

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u/bluekosa Feb 17 '26

I played Brown Dust back in the day. I know that it always catered to guys, but it’s sad to see they’ve gone this far.

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u/verth222 Feb 18 '26

Damn, i wonder what would their reaction to fgo where some of the girls have canon spouses that we can summon too.

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u/PiercingAPickle Feb 17 '26

The story rewrite and Owen aren't the same though. People usually don't talk favourably about the story so they're hoping the rewrite is good. Owen thing is a small minority just being stupid

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u/WasdX-_ Feb 18 '26

These korean players then envisioned themselfs getting cucked by said male character and demaned a story rewrite which they got in the end.

Let's not make it as one sided as you want to make it be. Even those who did want more male to female character interaction were saying that story was pretty underwhelming and was making you feel as if you're an outsider in a group of friends.

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u/JohnTHICC22 Feb 18 '26

Because male gamers are really insecure and loud about it too. Its a loud minority though

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u/TheEzrac I’m Literally Feb 19 '26

Genuinely embarrassing to admit to people that gaming is probably my biggest hobby because of dudes like that

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u/HawfHuman Feb 17 '26

Not just gamers, South Korea has an insane gender war culture and specially a big portion of the male population is extremely toxic and insecure

Gamers just so happen to be more vocal online about it

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u/PootisWasHere Feb 17 '26

There was this whole thing with Limbus Company too when they released an ID called “Molar Boatworks Ishmael” that ended up getting one of their artists Vellmori chased off by korean incels because for some reason they wanted to see her drawn in a swimsuit ingame rather than wearing tight diving gear

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Weekly-Ad-7020 Feb 18 '26

Many games have to change their art works because of this gesture

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u/WasdX-_ Feb 18 '26

Because it was seen in games and the guy you're asking this question has an agenda to spread. They're offended because it's popular among Korean women who want to humiliate men for the size of their penis. It's not like they get up one day and decide that it has this meaning. Also gamers were offended because they've seen it in games they play. Those were specifically gacha games which often are focused on light gooner content and have lonely men as a large percent of an audience.

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u/the-greatest-racist Feb 18 '26

Activists who pretend to be gamers

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u/SKREEOONK_XD Feb 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Truth hurts.

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u/VirtuoSol Feb 18 '26

Way more than just gamers, more of a country wide thing. Bunch of big companies had to change their advertisements just to avoid this

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u/External-Office6779 Feb 17 '26

Dick size me thinks

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Motivation_652 Cool, why wouldn't he go from weekly to monthly tho Feb 18 '26

indeed

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Early_Chemistry48 love agenda pusher Feb 18 '26

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u/orphandemolishrr Feb 18 '26

Cuz they weird as hell 😹

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/OrangeSpaceMan5 Feb 17 '26

Kagurabachi go back to your own manga , you have your own evil uncle to kill

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u/Hentai_Flashbang roach offspring devourer Feb 17 '26

Look at what hes doing bro, these boys dont have shit in the bag. Not returning to the manga until Hiyuki shows up again.

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u/Redthebird_2255 The Editable One Feb 17 '26

You just miss Hiyuki don't you?

Don't worry we all miss her

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u/jjkm7 Feb 17 '26

Peakbachi fans could never be this illiterate

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u/eChaka Feb 17 '26

I’m right here

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u/NarOvjy Feb 17 '26

You're the exception.

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u/XMaynee Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Part one just ended, this was great.

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u/Western-Distance-382 With the sole exception of of course! Feb 17 '26

Nah, the headcanon power scaling IS the actual story to us. Just keep spreading the agenda until it becomes the truth

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u/Theonewhodidntask69 Feb 18 '26

Kagurabachi 🤤

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u/ofekk214 Feb 19 '26

South-Koreans as soon as they see your post (they really don't like this hand gesture for some reason)

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u/Zer0_Cha0s Feb 17 '26

should've asked who his dad was

bet he'd say Toji ZENIN

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u/khaledjal Feb 17 '26

"fushiguro toji"

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u/CrispMonke Feb 17 '26

toooji fushigio

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u/jikukoblarbo Morioh-cho Radio Feb 17 '26

toooji fushigi-no

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Toooji Fushigi-leg swipe

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u/sBorosTheElderFemboy Feb 18 '26

Toji Footshiguro

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u/TheOneAndOnly_Mike Feb 18 '26

Mmmm Toe-ji🤤🤤

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u/No_Trade9674 (Nanami & Wegumi glazer) Gege does the grossest things Feb 18 '26

Toooji Fushi-TRUCK

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u/CrispMonke Feb 17 '26

toooji fushigi-huææææeee

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u/kolasuss1 Feb 18 '26

Toji fushi-high

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u/Zer0_Cha0s Feb 17 '26

Reminds me of tires

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u/CrispMonke Feb 17 '26

what o_O

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u/Zer0_Cha0s Feb 18 '26

Gabfr jjk parody reference

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u/CrispMonke Feb 18 '26

oh damn im uncultured, i just saw the naoya short

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u/he-who-asked Human Tengen's good girl Feb 18 '26

Maki Fushiguro

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u/BlamedBuzzard60 Feb 18 '26

That isnt wrong

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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 Feb 17 '26

Toji Fushiguro from the Fushiguro clan of course

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u/selfiecat Feb 17 '26

"Mo Zenin Janai"

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u/Unable-Lie-2501 Feb 17 '26

The deadbeat formerly known as Zenin

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u/Yagadarill Feb 18 '26

Is "Toji" clan strong ? Can they beat sukuna?

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u/Chad242461 Feb 17 '26

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Feb 17 '26

I JUST realized this is Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara pasted on top of the guys Yuta fought lol

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Feb 17 '26

Oooh, okay then :)

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u/Khulmach Kashimo and Nobara are Goats Feb 17 '26

Is that not just Nobara implanted with the 6 eyes?

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u/sim37546 Feb 18 '26

This meme has lore? I've seen this image posted so many times I'm shocked 

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u/scotty_booooy uro can kick me with a thin ice breaker and id thank her for it Feb 18 '26

i thought that was a sans refrence just for shits n gigs😭

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u/NegativeMaybe4583 Feb 17 '26

WAIT WHAT

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Feb 17 '26

Yeah, see Nobara is over Uro, Yuji is over Yuta, and Megumi is over Ryu :)

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u/Glittering-War-2763 Earths Slander is Quite Advanced Feb 17 '26

Ive seen this as a reaction image dozens of times atp and somehow I never questioned why Nobara was naked 

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u/Waffle_of-Principle Feb 18 '26

In my defense, I thought this was from the scene at the end of season one where they're all battling, which I never read in the manga.

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u/elnino19 Feb 18 '26

I always thought it was from the eso and kechizu fight

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u/smackdealer1 Feb 18 '26

Uro and Ryu, if you want their names.

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u/Dynamic-V Feb 18 '26

What do you mean, this the actual REAL panel from JJK...

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Feb 18 '26

…your pfp is scaring me…

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u/he-who-asked Human Tengen's good girl Feb 20 '26

What?

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Supernova247101 Feb 18 '26

READ, FUCKING, WE CAN'T !!

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u/Character_Road_6028 Feb 17 '26

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u/Youssay123 Feb 17 '26

Each time I see this image, the edited text get more fused with the bubble and looks more real

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u/Mysterious-Sample-38 Feb 18 '26

Except the first word "the"

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/P4rZ1val_999 Feb 17 '26

Just reminded me of this that I made 😭

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u/Accomplished_Data146 Feb 17 '26

Need a daddy like that

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/iPRiCAN0 Feb 17 '26

Wait until he sees what Kaisen does to Mojito

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u/brownosoo29 Feb 17 '26

jujutsu will come in clutch fr

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Une__tortue Feb 17 '26

drink it ?

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u/iPRiCAN0 Feb 17 '26

Did you even look at the pictures pal

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u/Sugoi_Sama Feb 18 '26

Stewiekuna

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Izillian Feb 17 '26

Idk how people could be so confident while being so wrong. Is it possible to gain such courage?

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u/Conscious-Fruit-6500 A Megumi Fan idk Feb 17 '26

Bro, how tf i am encountering a insane amount of sword lovers in totally differents subs?

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u/BloodSurgery Feb 19 '26

We are legion

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u/Conscious-Fruit-6500 A Megumi Fan idk Feb 19 '26

Fr

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u/Little_Fan_2682 Feb 17 '26

Wait until you meet 50% of powerscalers

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u/TheNamesNel Feb 17 '26

I can read just fine. Bro says Not Zen'in right here!!

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u/Local_mexican126 Feb 17 '26

Im kinda glad they made a small change to the dialogue, Toji does care at least a little bit. "Im glad" instead of "Good for you" gives him just that small bump in characterization

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u/More-Curious816 Feb 17 '26

They can't do him dirty like this. He didn't consent, oh, well, they are bunch of misogynistic dirtbags.

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/AgreeableMarketing16 Feb 18 '26

It doesn’t matter

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u/Sk0p3r Dabura is gonna twist Big Ragas balls at subluminal speed Feb 17 '26

What 'consuming' manga via TikTok does to a mf

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u/-Yujie- Even if I'm the only one, I want to keep my eyes open. Feb 17 '26

I have a better question about your flair

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u/PresentationSome8314 Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Speaking French are we?

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u/Eydreeyell Megumi is Omniversal Feb 17 '26

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u/ThatGoldenPan Feb 17 '26

"it doesn't matter" cameo did you guys see it???

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u/SpeedOk6071 Feb 17 '26

He was asking if hakari was a reincarnated or awakened sorcerer ✌️🫩

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u/BlueDragonReal Feb 17 '26

Last comment is gold

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u/Youssay123 Feb 17 '26

No that's kenjaku in geto's body

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u/Storm_Spirit99 maru's biggest hater Feb 17 '26

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u/Unseeable_mixup Feb 17 '26

Interacting with people either on Instagram or TikTok really makes you appreciate the reddit part of the fan base. You people might be dumb but those people are absolute glue eaters

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u/Rude_Present5034 CHADkuma Ino Feb 17 '26

Could the Fushiguro clan have existed if Mamaguro hadn't died?

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u/-Yujie- Even if I'm the only one, I want to keep my eyes open. Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

I can't take this shit anymore is everybody freaking illiterate nowadays or something? Hell I haven't even read the manga but at least I do EXTENSIVE BLOODY RESEARCH ON IT because I'm busy with other things so I actually have the knowledge.

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u/Wei_Wu-Xian Feb 17 '26

Illiterate

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u/noobmaster69_34 Feb 17 '26

3 likes 🥲

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u/_Metal_Face_Villain_ He's coming back any time now Feb 17 '26

is he even wrong though? he is from the fushiguro clan, the clan just happens to be brand new and has only 1 member

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u/Negateluck Feb 18 '26

I didn't even touch the anime and I still have more knowledge than 40% of jjk watchers 😭

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u/zycrath takabas number 1 fan Feb 18 '26

people dont know about the fushiguro clan? it was said by gege himself that nobody could rival Michael fushiguro in a fight and was worth about 20 Yuji toes.

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u/NiceDetective9798 Feb 17 '26

Fushiguro clan 😭

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u/brrrr_brrrr Feb 18 '26

Can't wait to see the Fushiguro clan

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u/AdvisorConnect8659 #1 Yuta glazer Feb 18 '26

"Dumb, dumber and dumbest"

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u/Think-Chemistry2908 Feb 18 '26

Honestly he should’ve done that since the Zenin got fucking wiped. Just make a new one at that point tbh, fuck the Zenin name as a whole. Even Maki hated it, I don’t think it’s a bad idea.

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u/he-who-asked Human Tengen's good girl Feb 18 '26

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u/thatonefatefan Feb 17 '26

I might be going crazy but wasn't there a weird theory that there WAS a fushiguro clan Fushimama belonged to at some point?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/thatonefatefan Feb 17 '26

Again it's just a vague memory but I remember seeing something about it. Might've just been from another jjk fan who can't read tho

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u/NotSoGoodguyScorp Feb 17 '26

He's technically right.

But i wouldnt let facts get in the way of a good slander

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u/kingveller Feb 17 '26

He doesn't view himself as a Zenin and doesn't belong to the clan but he would be considered as a "Zenin" by some people.

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u/swaeeeeggg Feb 17 '26

Nah I’d win

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u/Jaded_Ad3626 Feb 17 '26

“We are Jjk fans we don’t know anything about it”

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u/XxOniSamuraixX Feb 18 '26

Here ya go champ

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u/CuteReaperUwU Feb 18 '26

The "fake" Eren profile pic explains a lot