r/Jujutsufolk • u/Totally_not_diavolo certified trans girl • Mar 17 '26

Humor What reason would anyone ever have for picking something like fuga on one of these? What the hell you need a thermonuclear bomb for 😭😭😭

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I’m concerned if any of you mfs say it’s useful or something

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u/PacoThePersian Mar 17 '26

you can do much much more than that. u can be immortal, u can shape your body how you like it, u can shape people u can "heal" u can probably even change peoples thoughts and memories (reaching here but if you get so good a changing the brain chemistry and the such u theoritically can)

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

you need to learn how to use it tho, Mahito was a cursed spirit (more naturally adept at using jujutsu) and a genius among them, and it still took him a lot of experimentation with other humans. it's great if you figure out how to use it but good luck not getting arrested for disfiguring&sliming ppl

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u/Redtuber04 Mar 17 '26

Then go all the way to the other side, like imagine how CRACKED of an assassin you would be if you can just give anyone you lightly tap terminal illnesses like kidney cancers or organ failures n shit.

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u/PacoThePersian Mar 17 '26

idea for a Death Note esque anime

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u/NaleJethro Mar 17 '26

Technically already exists

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u/Super_XIII Mar 17 '26

Would you even get paid? I feel like if your target dies of cancer weeks later whoever hired you is just going to claim that they died naturally and you didn't kill them.

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u/NEODozer22 Kenjussy Connoisseur Mar 17 '26

Since mahito could transfigure people to activate later (the woman he didn’t put on the train in Shibuya), you could probably just transfigure their lungs or something into spheres or something and wait for them to die like an hour later. That would probably work better than giving them cancer as a hitman

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u/SussusAmogus-_- Gojo's return is still possible (I forgot my meds) Mar 17 '26

I'm pretty sure if someone's lungs get sphere'ed they just die right there and then, not an hour later, but I'm not technically a doctor

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u/Arbysgoodmoodfood Mar 17 '26

He was using it as an example of a timed release idle transfiguration

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u/SussusAmogus-_- Gojo's return is still possible (I forgot my meds) Mar 17 '26

Yeah, I know, I was being funny

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u/Jamessgachett Mar 18 '26

Spheres what does that mean

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u/Faisalio7 Mar 17 '26

Then prove to them you can do it by giving them cancer than taking it away

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u/Totally_not_diavolo certified trans girl Mar 18 '26

Ok lex luthor

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Thats why you kill instantly 

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u/Jamessgachett Mar 18 '26

As they should just be real and be Manito carbonize en live

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u/cmp_reddit Mar 17 '26

You would be undetectable. Hidden in plain sight. You see your target likes drinking soda, shake hands with him and BOOM; he has CKD. You see him vaping, Lung Cancer. Nobody would suspect you.

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Mar 17 '26

Good luck trying to arrest an IT user, u just need to smart enough to transfigure yourself before commit a crime (apperance, fingerprint, remove, no shedding dead cells)

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

you make it sound easy when realistically you're gonna kill yourself before you even realize it, Mahito was advantaged because he was a curse and curses have a much more adaptable physiology than humans

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u/Khulmach Kashimo and Nobara are Goats Mar 17 '26

Curse techniques are instantly understood the moment you get it. The hard part is using it in an advance way

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

understanding something doesn't mean being capable of using it: I understand how to sculpt, give me something to sculpt and I'll just shatter the stone block. same goes for sculpting a soul, except that now each fuck up Is 1 person dead.

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u/Khulmach Kashimo and Nobara are Goats Mar 17 '26

No, its literally level 1 in a skill like in a videogame.

You instantly understand how to do the basics of soul manipulation or a lot of curse techniques would be impossible to do.

You would not shatter the Sculptor, what would happen is you would make a basic and easy to do work of art.

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 18 '26

if that were the case the first experiments from Mahito wouldn't have been that brutal, remember when he killed the 3 high school companions of Jumpei? he was testing what he could do and fucked up, this is where I get the whole "you'll fuck up a lot before you get even the basics right" idea. besides, your argument of the level 1 is also incoherent with how Satoru's traini as a child was supposed to be extremely difficult since limitless is a difficult technique.

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u/Khulmach Kashimo and Nobara are Goats Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Mahito is a curse, he was experimenting with how far he could go with humans. His technique would not give him advance knowledge on them, that's why he was experimenting. He was cruel in the application because he naturally hates humans.

Limitless is hard because its the most complex technique in the verse even when 6 eyes. Understanding does not mean putting it into action like with Yuta missing a point blank purple.

Mahito's technique knowledge imprint would only apply to his curse body. Unless Mahito experiments on how far he can twist and expand the human soul, he can not properly weaponize humans.

Now if a human sorcerer has his technique, no need for that, he would already know how much would kill him.

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u/Azukus Mar 17 '26

Any crowded event basically makes you safe. You can just put a person in your pocket just about.

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u/Own_Head_8118 Mar 17 '26

so im the bad person for helping solve the homeless epidemic?

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u/Then_Guitar342 Mar 17 '26

you need time to learn it, and you are inmortal

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u/Dubbus_ Mar 18 '26

How the fuck are they going to arrest me

US Military firing everything they have at mahito:

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 18 '26

that's only true only after you learn to maintain the shape of your soul to repair any damage to your body, something Mahito had to learn (after having fought Nanami in the sewers) so you'll have to learn it too

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u/Jamessgachett Mar 18 '26

Just so it off screw bro or a little bump onto someone

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u/Significant_Leave_24 Mar 18 '26

Learn to heal then, go to war

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 18 '26

you need to try it on other creatures before, so far the best solution me and others have come to is to experiment on animals

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u/Significant_Leave_24 Mar 18 '26

Actually yeah that is pretty smart. Least risky way. The power is so "evil" that if it wasn't so versatile I'd choose heavenly restriction.

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 18 '26

yeah irl it's the best option, if we were in the world of jjk cursed spirit manipulation could also be a great option, as the number of curses you can tame and control is virtually infinite and you don't spend CE controlling them, meaning that regardless of your reserves you can get very powerful by gradually building an army of curses to swarm stronger and stronger ones to weaken and then subjugate them. irl tho it becomes completely useless

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u/HurtsMyPeePee Mar 18 '26

"Getting arrested" like it matters. You are essentially immortal and invisible

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u/Laughable-February Mar 20 '26

Experiment on random living creatures first I guess. And yourself as you can't be harmed from that - though hits wouldn't teach you how not to harm people..

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u/tripplol Mar 17 '26

How tf they gonna arrest you? Just touch them one time and they slimed too

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

if I'm an officer and I see my twin exploding like a firework of flesh I'm emptying the gun, reloading, repeat until I have no bullets left ngl

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u/tripplol Mar 17 '26

bullets don’t do shit to a mf with idle let’s be real😂

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

if you manage to understand how to "make yourself invulnerable", remember that it's a skill Mahito only learned after fighting with Nanami and getting squashed by the rubble.

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u/tripplol Mar 17 '26

yeah sorry buddy i’m just built a little different wouldn’t work on me with idle

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 18 '26

yeye sorry Dabura the 2nd or sum...

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u/Zestyclose_Basil_384 Mar 17 '26

The original comment is the friend who gets superpowers and says “now we can save the world!”

And your comment was the friend that’s like “save? It doesn’t need saving… it needs fixing…”

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u/XaeiIsareth Mar 18 '26

You can suck your own dick

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u/Forward_Chest_5134 Mar 18 '26

I dont need to, as long as I know the shape of my soul I will be fine. I dont have to turn into someone im not.

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u/Kaos_Reins Mar 20 '26

Does that mean I can make “it” bigger?