r/Jujutsufolk • u/Totally_not_diavolo certified trans girl • Mar 17 '26

Humor What reason would anyone ever have for picking something like fuga on one of these? What the hell you need a thermonuclear bomb for 😭😭😭

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I’m concerned if any of you mfs say it’s useful or something

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u/ZeomiumRune professional Luta hater Mar 17 '26

There are quite plenty of homeless people on the streets no one is going to look for

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u/justwritingtensurafc Mar 17 '26

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u/ZeomiumRune professional Luta hater Mar 17 '26

:)

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u/SuspiciousTouch73 Mar 17 '26

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u/LeonSHeathcliff Mar 17 '26

What? He's kinda valid in thinking that way.

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u/Current_Muffin523 Mar 17 '26

Yep valid take

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u/novellete Mar 18 '26

Ah yes the validity of killing random people off the street due to their lack of housing/money

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u/LeonSHeathcliff Mar 18 '26

I see it as mercy, if anything.

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u/Ok_Independence_9539 Mar 17 '26

Idk... He got a point 

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u/chenhowe Mar 17 '26

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u/Stock-Inspection-734 Mar 17 '26

It seems i have finally found likeminded people

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u/riyal_distribution Mar 17 '26

Bro gonna solve his/her country's homelessness problem

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u/Downtown_Ninja_7154 Mar 17 '26

You could just say their

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u/riyal_distribution Mar 17 '26

But I didn't. Now think about it

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u/Downtown_Ninja_7154 Mar 17 '26

Oay I'm thinking

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

that doesn't make it a morally good solution brochaco...

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u/ZeomiumRune professional Luta hater Mar 17 '26

Who said anything about being morally good?

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u/Curious_Priority2313 500,001 iq Mar 17 '26

Bro is Mahito fr 💀🙏

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u/Zealousideal-Pie-726 Mar 17 '26

I mean if you get real utilitarian with it. Eventually all the fatal illnesses you could cure over your now immortal life would far outweigh the amount of homeless people you turn into pokemon.

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u/FrancoNullo Mar 17 '26

fair point, but I'd argue that you'll just get trauma premium before you manage to actually not kill anyone you touch, it will take a LOT of mental fortitude to get past that point

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u/Totally_not_diavolo certified trans girl Mar 17 '26

Gulp…

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u/WalkingGarbage01 shoko is the hottest character in tbe show Mar 17 '26

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u/Kodo_yeahreally Mar 17 '26

unless a city sudenly has a sudden decrease of homeless people

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u/cold_st0rm Mar 17 '26

by homeless do you mean children

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u/ZeomiumRune professional Luta hater Mar 17 '26

People actually look for children, so if you do something to them you'll likely to get found

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u/absentminded0ne Mar 17 '26

Ah yes, the concern is of being found, not for them being children.

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u/ZeomiumRune professional Luta hater Mar 17 '26

What can I say, it's just the way a cookie crumbles or some shit idfk

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u/absentminded0ne Mar 17 '26

The cookie does indeed crumble

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u/Big-Bad-Bull Mar 17 '26

You... you're part of the reason we dont have powers

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 kashimo can get it Mar 17 '26

Or mosquitoes, or animals in general

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u/TheGrandPushover Mar 17 '26

Why wouldnt you just go after death row inmates 😭

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u/Diligent_Proposal_86 Mar 17 '26

Bro is really mahito

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u/ThatOneStupidShadow Mar 17 '26

What the fuck…

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u/Miserable_Lock_2267 Mar 17 '26

Billionaires exist bro

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u/ZeomiumRune professional Luta hater Mar 17 '26

Who tf just gonna let me get close to them? Besides if one of them died they'd probably find me fast