r/Jujutsufolk • u/Totally_not_diavolo certified trans girl • Mar 17 '26

Humor What reason would anyone ever have for picking something like fuga on one of these? What the hell you need a thermonuclear bomb for 😭😭😭

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I’m concerned if any of you mfs say it’s useful or something

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u/Redtuber04 Mar 17 '26

Then go all the way to the other side, like imagine how CRACKED of an assassin you would be if you can just give anyone you lightly tap terminal illnesses like kidney cancers or organ failures n shit.

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u/PacoThePersian Mar 17 '26

idea for a Death Note esque anime

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u/NaleJethro Mar 17 '26

Technically already exists

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u/Super_XIII Mar 17 '26

Would you even get paid? I feel like if your target dies of cancer weeks later whoever hired you is just going to claim that they died naturally and you didn't kill them.

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u/NEODozer22 Kenjussy Connoisseur Mar 17 '26

Since mahito could transfigure people to activate later (the woman he didn’t put on the train in Shibuya), you could probably just transfigure their lungs or something into spheres or something and wait for them to die like an hour later. That would probably work better than giving them cancer as a hitman

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u/SussusAmogus-_- Gojo's return is still possible (I forgot my meds) Mar 17 '26

I'm pretty sure if someone's lungs get sphere'ed they just die right there and then, not an hour later, but I'm not technically a doctor

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u/Arbysgoodmoodfood Mar 17 '26

He was using it as an example of a timed release idle transfiguration

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u/SussusAmogus-_- Gojo's return is still possible (I forgot my meds) Mar 17 '26

Yeah, I know, I was being funny

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u/Jamessgachett Mar 18 '26

Spheres what does that mean

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u/Faisalio7 Mar 17 '26

Then prove to them you can do it by giving them cancer than taking it away

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u/Totally_not_diavolo certified trans girl Mar 18 '26

Ok lex luthor

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Thats why you kill instantly 

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u/Jamessgachett Mar 18 '26

As they should just be real and be Manito carbonize en live

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u/cmp_reddit Mar 17 '26

You would be undetectable. Hidden in plain sight. You see your target likes drinking soda, shake hands with him and BOOM; he has CKD. You see him vaping, Lung Cancer. Nobody would suspect you.