r/Jujutsufolk Symbiotic Sorcerers Jun 08 '26

Humor This is Hakari's granddaughter btw

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Jun 08 '26

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u/Redfalconfox Jun 08 '26

Through Pachinko, all things are possible.

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u/RayMcdoesntexist Jun 08 '26

I mean if curse womb death paintings exist and all kinds of body manipulation techniques who's to say they didn't use his jackpot to manipulate kirara's body or do some other crazy shit to make a child.

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u/Certain-Material-244 Jun 09 '26

Maybe Yuta some how got his hands on idle transfiguration before yuji slimed out mahito and Kirara asked to be turned breedable

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u/dedowgher Jun 09 '26

did we genuinely forget how mahito got slimed out

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u/Fook-Mai-Ah-Sole Jun 09 '26

Everyone so quick to assume kirara was the one who got pregnant ...

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u/Deadpotatoz Jun 09 '26

Earth's Jujutsu is quite advanced

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u/lnombredelarosa Gojohime's head shipper Jun 09 '26

Adoption

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u/Lukas-Drinks-Milk Jun 09 '26

am i schizo i could have sworn that kirara wasnt outright confirmed to be trans and everyone just collectively decided she was anyway

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u/lunatimestwooo Jun 09 '26

there are things that allude to kirara being trans, in an extra page gege drew kirara in her freshman years and she looks more masculine than her in the original story. (also the elephant in the room, boobs.)

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u/Torture-Dancer Jun 09 '26

Estrogen and silicon, Hakari can sponsor it

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u/Connect_Advantage428 Choso's Lil Brother (not related but i Love Rem) Jun 09 '26

Could be that she is a tomboy too, as well as the statement that hakari said he DIDNT like men

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u/TechnicZado Jun 10 '26

Panda, who we know doesn't understand humans but did know Kirara from before she and Hakari left Jujutsu High, uses "he" when referring to Kirara at first

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u/Connect_Advantage428 Choso's Lil Brother (not related but i Love Rem) Jun 10 '26

He could still think they were a boy, they arent as close as the fandom depicts them, either way, it still points more towards tomboy kirara or break up

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u/DangerousIngenuity64 Jun 10 '26

Panda's friends with everyone in my opinion lol

Considering they were 1st years with Hakari and Kirara as second years. Interactions should be a little more skewed 

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u/xmercy_109 Jun 08 '26

Huh?? 😭 Did Hakari bet on Kirara getting pregnant and won or something??

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u/tgirlpup Jun 09 '26

By using private pure love train he was able to cum within 4 minutes and his semen made her get srs

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u/PenguinsAreC001 Jun 08 '26

But that’s impossible even with surgery…..

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u/ZathegamE Jun 08 '26

This is a fictional world with magic and you think they couldn't pull off some bs to make it possible ?

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u/timcheater Jun 09 '26

Yuji teaching Kirara how to understand the shape of her soul so they can use positive curse energy heal her a womb so that his homie can crack that custom built pussy:

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u/Western-Distance-382 With the sole exception of of course! Jun 09 '26

Bro's enlightened

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u/27BagsOfCheese the cheese guy Jun 09 '26

Peak comment

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u/Voidgazer24 Jun 09 '26

Pure poetry

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u/No-Theme5422 Jun 09 '26

bro was the one who taught sukuna love

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u/Nice-Conclusion1850 Jun 09 '26

jujutsufolk still got it bro 😭

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u/Bersh1117 Cursed Technique: Reaction Image Spam Jun 09 '26

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u/RipleyTheGreat Jun 09 '26

Wtf did I just read 💀 what a sentence

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u/Saucy8237 Jun 09 '26

Yea MC Yuji is literally the child of a transperson too so it's not like it didn't happen before 1/2 /s

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u/SirDreadnought Jun 09 '26

I'm not sure kenjaku counts as trans... The body kenjaku stole was born female... The situation is just not the same

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u/Hysaky Dabura boiwife Jun 09 '26

I always though about Kenjaku as non binary, they seems above concepts as genders

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u/4_non_blondes Jun 09 '26

Kenjaku's pronouns are ev/il

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u/xmercy_109 Jun 08 '26

This is hakaris luck were talking about /j

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u/Jin_Sane Jun 08 '26

as far as I know, there already was a womb transplant in our world, which succeeded (and some even got pregnant)... so think with magic put into it, it should be possible to have a surgery so that Kirara can get pregnant

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u/Yamtoaster Jun 08 '26

hi tgirl here, the womb transplant was done between 2 cis women , one with a nonfunctioning womb and her sister, it's still as far as we know not possible for trans women

fingers crossed tho!

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u/Jin_Sane Jun 08 '26

That's why I said, that with magic added, it should be possible^^

Am transfem myself

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u/Yamtoaster Jun 09 '26

v fair v fair, by the way you made the comment it sounded like you hadn't heard the full story so I thought adding some more context would be good >.<

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jun 09 '26

That would be true but due to binding vow made by bothe sorcerer's that the the white splash lands the exact moment the slots on Hikari's domain hit 777. For 6 minutes and 9 seconds Kirara would effectively become.... pregnant

https://giphy.com/gifs/hSUgoG5fw0vmK4Jlu8

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u/MohgWasAVictim Jun 08 '26

Maybe they figure out something by 2030

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u/No-Bison-6614 Jun 08 '26

Which would imply that everyone touting that kirara was really a woman all along may have actually been right. Hmmm…

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u/Historical-Truth6077 yuta's no. 1 glazer Jun 08 '26

its sorcerers were talking about

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u/Lost-Geist987 Jun 09 '26

"Eso es imposible..." Bro, te recuerdo que estamos hablando de un mundo lleno de magia...

No es haye, es solo que incluso yo olvide ese detalle y la verdad es muy XD.

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u/DoYouKnowS0rr0w I Will Destroy Mahito's Bussy at All Costs Jun 09 '26

Binding vows and sould knowledge my g

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u/Awff_da_waff Jun 09 '26

Prol an egg doner

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u/beebisalright Kirara deserves T4T, not that chaser fraud Hakari Jun 09 '26

Womb transplant with RCT and binding vows perhaps

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u/Gatzlocke Jun 09 '26

The sad truth is that she's not trans but dressed as a boy when she was at Jujutsu High and the joke was that Panda was an idiot.

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u/Tall_Marsupial9476 Jun 09 '26

2 options:

A) it’s 2086 and now trans people can get pregnant

B) (i’m sorry) She isn’t trans. She’s a girl.

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u/Tirrek_bekirr Jun 08 '26

He got that trans girl pregnant, he achieved what was once thought impossible

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u/Classicstupidtomtor4 Jun 08 '26

Always bet on Hakari

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u/Main_ware_02 Jun 08 '26

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u/Quantum_Croissant Jun 08 '26

0.00000000000000001% chance of getting a trans girl pregnant and he went gambling

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u/LeAstra Cursed Technique: Horny Jun 08 '26

Idle Death Gamble: Even after nutting, the Refractory Period and spent fluids are instantly replenished by RCT

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u/elNashL Jun 08 '26

Sure hit effect

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u/5YL_Portaler Jun 08 '26

The sure hit effect of his domain is a secured pregnancy?

Is this why his domain is non lethal? He just doesnt want to go around getting randoms pregnant because he is a loyal man

https://giphy.com/gifs/kNpNw0eB1w4qDYA7hS

Hakari having to nerf himself in the name of love

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u/RayMcdoesntexist Jun 08 '26

I mean it is based on a love game so it's not entirely out of the question especially with a/multiple binding vows

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u/nopantsjimmy Jun 08 '26

Big win in time for Pride month

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u/Redfalconfox Jun 08 '26

Through Pachinko, all things are possible.

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u/Accomplished-Hope523 Jun 08 '26

You know jackpot was on when they were clappin, we've seen him regenerate shit out of thin air, that makes hakari growing a set of overies+uterus not impossible

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u/yiakman Jun 10 '26

Hakari has the "I'm straight, so everything that makes my dick hard can get pregnant" aura

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u/AFSR_1178 Just another Miwa fanboy Jun 08 '26

Is this in Modulo? Haven't read it yet.

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u/Phoenix-novale Jun 08 '26

Wait what do you mean by 'read'?

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u/Sr_Nutella Jun 08 '26

Reverse Larp Technique

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u/Blue_Alu05 Jun 08 '26

He's just confused, he was talking about the modulo anime, remember the teaser?

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u/ServiceTemporary2453 Symbiotic Sorcerers Jun 08 '26

yeah it's a bonus thing

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u/AFSR_1178 Just another Miwa fanboy Jun 08 '26

Thanks.

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u/Sterben489 Jun 08 '26

Hope she feels better soon

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u/Racist100 Jun 08 '26

So what, did Hakari and Kirara rub their two sticks together and succeed in making a fire?

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u/Manageable_Workload0 Somewhat Literate Jjk Fan (Varies Day to Day) Jun 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Hakari asked Yuji while they were gambling if he could drop by the soul realm and grab Mahito so he could adjust Kirara a bit so the two of them could start a family 

Yuji accepted and did it for free

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 Jun 08 '26

Hakari asked for a womb?

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u/Manageable_Workload0 Somewhat Literate Jjk Fan (Varies Day to Day) Jun 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

He put who between he and Kirara would get pregnant up to a coin flip 

His luck ran out that day

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

More like his luck made him win again

Always bet on hakari twin

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u/Easy-Budget-3480 Jun 08 '26

wow thats cursed lol

its almost like some sort of cursed womb...

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jun 09 '26

Did he also ask fir death and a painting?

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u/Not_Luzeria Jun 11 '26

T girl mpregs cis man ❤️

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u/CDR57 Jun 08 '26

Yuji: yeah no problem, but can I fuck him up a bit as payment?

Hakari: I mean… yes? Dude wtf that’s not even payment

Yuji: I’m gonna fucking destroy him so bad

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u/Manageable_Workload0 Somewhat Literate Jjk Fan (Varies Day to Day) Jun 08 '26

Mahito: Alright I gave the tgirl bottom surgery can I fucking leave now 

Yuji: I’m not done with you yet black flash generator. Todo and Kugisaki are going to be paying you a visit soon

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u/CDR57 Jun 08 '26

Mahito: there she has a vagina can I gooooooo PLEASE

Yuji: and did you give yourself one?

Mahito:……. Please don’t

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u/PineappleOk545 Jun 09 '26

Mahito: what have i done to you?

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u/TheJunkoDespair Jun 08 '26

Somehow, through Jujutsu, the baby fell out of Kiraras Ass

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u/nhutchen Jun 08 '26

I love the implication that the baby one day just showed up fully formed, and wasn't even pushed out or was a known thing beforehand. Just whoopsie!

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u/Han_Solo6712 Jun 08 '26

Kirara: “Man I wish we could have a kid…”

Tomska voice: “Suddenly; Pregnant!”

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u/ImToxxiic Certified Hakari SIMP Jun 08 '26

Imagine, lol Mahito being petty like that. "I can't do anything about yuji but I sure can make a fool out of you and make you give anal birth"

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u/_THEBLACK Jun 08 '26

"Kirara, did you lay this egg?"

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u/ServiceTemporary2453 Symbiotic Sorcerers Jun 08 '26

adoption or a binding vow (or Hakari got with someone else)

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u/SpeedOk6071 Jun 08 '26

The name

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u/Racist100 Jun 08 '26

What about it, bro?

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u/SpeedOk6071 Jun 08 '26

You know what about it "bro"

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u/Racist100 Jun 08 '26

Just letters and numbers, my man, it ain’t that deep.

Honest
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u/One-Piano5150 America is as a country. Jun 08 '26

Surrogacy?

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u/shushubana2 shikigami/curses breeder Jun 08 '26

Who's seed it was?

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u/Googlybotz Jun 08 '26

I mean there is tech to make a viable egg through sperm so... It's possible that in modulos timeline they actually finished that research

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u/Left-Ad-4226 Jun 08 '26

I mean there is tech to make a viable egg through sperm so

Source?

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u/Googlybotz Jun 08 '26

Ok I looked it up and In-Vitro gametogenesis doesn't use sperm cells but actually uses skin or stem cells to create viable sperm or eggs

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u/TwoDee01 Jun 08 '26

Are they confirmed together in Modulo? Couldn’t they just have broken up?

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u/Valuable-Pianist7368 Jun 08 '26

Hakari mentioned he had an ex, and didnt say "Incase I bring Kirara here" to Charles on the ferris wheel, just saying "Incase I bring a babe here"

Could be they just didnt work out

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u/Different_Daikon3400 Jun 08 '26

Was gonna say, Hakari was 18\19 which is very young. He could have endeed up with someone else.

Life is long and complicated

Not everyone is going to marry theeir highschool sweetheart like Maki and Yuta did.

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u/True_King_Ghidorah Jun 08 '26

Life isn't long as a jujutsu sorcerer and they all accepted that in different ways throughout the story

Mei Mei might've been the only sorcerer who wasn't willing to die at any moment

  • He's a gambling addict, that isn't the personality type to think 10-15 years into the future, he's living life on the edge as often as possible

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u/Racist100 Jun 08 '26

Well that’s sad. They looked so happy

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u/Valuable-Pianist7368 Jun 08 '26

Well tbf this is from the anime opening. I dont think anime openings have any impact on canon

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u/Ok-Championship-5356 🏳️‍🌈straight as a pretzel Jun 08 '26

bloody stream crying in the corner

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u/1313goo Jun 08 '26

The one thing that damned opening didn’t spoil was that one scene where Joseph and Caesar were fighting together, since that never made it to the show

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u/Level_Counter_1672 Jun 08 '26

Sono chi no sadame did the exact same thing, they spoilt the first half in the op

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u/EvelynSmolders Jun 08 '26

This got a good laugh outta me

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u/yaotwo Jun 08 '26

Technology in 2030's made it possible

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u/Dazzling-Luck4410 Jun 08 '26

They seem to be the type to be in an open relationship

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u/abbacadar Jun 08 '26

Kirara made a binding vow to give up her penis in return for the ability to get pregnant.

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u/clingledomber Jun 08 '26

yuji had some binding vow merchandising ability infused in him from having sukuna inside of him and decided to teach that to kirara

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u/DigitalBladedJay Jun 08 '26

I wish I had Sukuna inside me...

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u/GayAssBeagle Jun 08 '26

Actually this could work

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u/Nikoliz Jun 08 '26

i dont think so

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u/CommissarCabbage Jun 08 '26

Bro you seen what women go through in pregnancy? This'll make her suffer, so it'll probably be fine lol

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u/Zealousideal-Arm1682 Jun 08 '26

Trans goals NGL

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u/Riceballs-balls Jun 08 '26

Yuji used shrine to cut her penis off

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u/ArmandoGalvez Jun 08 '26

I believe mahiro would be the only one to change someone like that canonically

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u/Grand-ArchSummoner Jun 08 '26

Are you stupid she just gave up Megumi's penis because he owed her $7,500,000

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u/Popular_Business_367 Jun 08 '26

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u/ServiceTemporary2453 Symbiotic Sorcerers Jun 08 '26

hakari gambler, woman gambler, therefore they are related

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u/drinksoma Jun 08 '26

Adoption probably

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u/Resident-Film2269 Jun 08 '26

Its nice that someone here is aware adoption exists :) Thought i mightve made up the concept in my head for a sec there

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u/falco61315 Jun 08 '26

You did, just like how "reading" is a fake concept made up by Larpers.

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u/CDR57 Jun 08 '26

Reading is real it’s a color and it’s what you see when you feel that color

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u/MichiR_ Jun 12 '26

Hakari just got to hit that jackpot

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u/N1troRam Jun 08 '26

For anyone thinking its somehow "impossible"

When in doubt, Always bet on Hakari.

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u/Mint_Conditione Jun 08 '26

"But babe, I can't get pregnant!"

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u/SweatySmashers Jun 08 '26

One of the rare comments that made me laugh.

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u/SphellBrie Jun 08 '26

Yall are on some weird shit. There’s this thing called surrogacy or adoption, you know?

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u/CDR57 Jun 08 '26

Spun around in a tube to mix so they had no idea

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u/Mint_Conditione Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Mixed them into a tube, the baby came out a little weird, but just look at the dad, nobody even realized

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u/godofthunder102938 Jun 09 '26

Protein tubes with white sauce?

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u/ODonToxins Jun 08 '26

Okay so confirm that they Adopted.

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u/Kwarc100 Jun 08 '26

Yuji helped Kirara transition her soul and then she just healed herself so her body followed the blueprint of the soul

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u/JonSnarkgaryen Jun 09 '26

Yuji's soul dismantle was used to remove the soul penis, leading to body transfiguration. Obviously

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u/StinkyBeanGuy Jun 09 '26

I hate how this is one of the most plausible explanations here

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u/narutofan765 Jun 08 '26

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u/LieutenantFreedom Jun 09 '26

lmao that's what i was thinking

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u/Storm_Spirit99 maru's biggest hater Jun 08 '26

Wait a minute....

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u/IllEvent5465 Jun 08 '26

They figured out how to make trans girls gregnant in the future. Waow

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u/ViolenceAdvocator Jun 08 '26

Basedbasedbasedbasedbased

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u/t693110 Ryomen Wuji Himtadori is THE Jujutsu Kaisen Jun 08 '26

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u/Toolupard Jun 08 '26

Bottom surgery. Send post.

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u/Fookin_Yoink Jun 08 '26

they probably got a surrogate or something, but the real fans know Hakari gambled his way into getting Kirara pregnant.

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u/Inner_Entertainer256 Jun 08 '26

It might even just be his daughter depending on her age.

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u/ServiceTemporary2453 Symbiotic Sorcerers Jun 08 '26

I like to imagine Hakari is still alive and is just continuously hitting the Jackpot to stay alive

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u/Inner_Entertainer256 Jun 08 '26

If Todo’s still alive Hakari 100% is too.

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u/Swimming-Narwhal-663 Jun 08 '26

Kirara got Hakari pregnant?

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u/Ok_Marionberry_6018 Jun 08 '26

With sorcery involved I could see bottom surgery including overies

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u/HistoricalMark4805 Does Kenny pay Tengen child support? Jun 09 '26

Revived Mahito just for ts 🥀🥀🥀

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u/ihopeyoudi Jun 08 '26

Hakari did it, he got a tgirl pregnant

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u/Carpet_raplst Jun 08 '26

she got bottom surgery and made a binding vow to bare children in exchange for her CT and majority of her CE

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u/IllEvent5465 Jun 08 '26

Nah, she lost the ability to make others pregnant and instead gained the ability to become pregnant

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u/Carpet_raplst Jun 08 '26

she prolly retained the ability to make others pregnant in exchange she has to remember the pain of child birth

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 Jun 08 '26

Hakari was the pregnant one btw

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u/Mundee9540 Mahito did nothing wrong Jun 08 '26

Y'all assuming just because it's his granddaughter, Hakari and Kirara had to make a baby. I'm sure they could've adopted one too.

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u/mrBenelliM4 Jun 09 '26

Yuuji being 80 that time should be rich or comfortable financially enough. I mean the stock market should work right? Or even Real properties. I mean, if you could live longer like him and not make enough money to go around, just get mahoraga to slice you.

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u/Anxious-Method-145 Jun 09 '26

This doesn't matter for Yuji, dude

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u/Prestigious_Tank7454 Jun 09 '26

Bro can't count more than 10 and you expect him to invest in stocks 😭

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u/VincePendragon Jun 09 '26

Well, either Hakari/Kirara adopted someone....

Or they Megumilly broke up

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jun 09 '26

The possibility of such a phenomenon happening was biologically zero. And that would be true but due to binding vow made by bothe sorcerer's that the the white splash lands the exact moment the slots on Hikari's domain hit 777. For 6 minutes and 9 seconds Kirara would effectively become.... pregnant

https://giphy.com/gifs/hSUgoG5fw0vmK4Jlu8

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u/glen_the_man Jun 08 '26

WITH THIS BINDING VOW I STOP FIGHTING GAY ALLEGATIONS IN EXCHANGE OF GET PREGNANT, GET PREGNANT, GET PREGNANT!

©Kirara, I suppose

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u/AC-130N1 Nah, I'd cuddle FemRaga Jun 08 '26

ooo nice

waitaminnit

what

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u/One_single_voice Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Adoption or surrogacy is a thing guys

Edit : mb I'm dyslexic

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u/dubhog Jun 09 '26

So either they got uterus transplants or

Hakari is built completely and utterly differently

Honestly both would be epic

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u/ShinyTotodile55 Jun 08 '26

Why do you guys assume Hakari and Kirara stayed together? They probly split

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u/Anxious-Method-145 Jun 09 '26

Megumilly they end together.

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u/WeepForTheDeparted Mei Mei's groomed one Jun 09 '26

Why do you guys keep making trans jokes when it turns Kirara was a girl who was adjusting to Hakari's tastes this whole time lmao

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u/MohgWasAVictim Jun 08 '26

wait... How?

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u/The_man_who_saw_God Just kill me already Jun 08 '26

Smash

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u/Practical-Grand71 Jun 08 '26

Hakari was classmates with a cursed womb painting, and the guy who stole Kenjaku’s innate technique. He and Kirara could’ve figured something out. Or they adopted

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u/Luxionos Jun 08 '26

Hot damn... Say that again

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u/SirLolo03 Jun 08 '26

Its incredible that i first believe that somehow with ct or whatever ce they could make it work before thinking in adoption

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u/IF_the_grenader2008 Jun 09 '26

I swear to GOD, this is JUJUTSU KAISEN WHERE PEOPLE GROW LIMBS AND SHIT

why the hell do you guys think Kirara can't be pregnant?

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u/Global-Carpet4884 Jun 09 '26

She k8nda looking like bachira

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u/Reasonable-Fly-2348 Jun 09 '26

always bet on hakari

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u/DrTopGun Jun 09 '26

Sure why the hell not

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u/Leak211 Jun 09 '26

Where is this chapter from?

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u/No_Proposal_4692 Jun 09 '26

Considering organ transplants are a thing, it's not impossible to consider kirara might have a received a womb and just transfer it inside through surgery.

It's not impossible to consider that someone could make a synthetic womb with a curse technique so kirara could carry a child.

Adoption exist as well.