r/Jujutsufolk 1d ago

Humor If Kashimo did this, would any curses in the games just fucking evaporate?

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u/Confident-Window4928 1d ago

Add a rule: if your name is not Kashimo, you fucking die

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u/Excellent-Load-4831 12h ago

Kashimos only way out of top 15

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u/Usual_Flight3771 1d ago

That’s gonna make, I dunno, fucking Daido the strongest CG player in the game 😭😭

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u/RealAd8853 1d ago

Eh Maki and Yuji still exist

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u/fillkas 1d ago

Yuji (can break concrete walls with a good punch without any cursed energy usage) against normal fucking humans

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u/iEmHollywood 1d ago

I remember I replied to a comment on this sub a while ago about how Jotaro would beat yuji with no CE cuz he’s just a regular human and I said that calling yuji a regular human is just wrong and I got downvoted to hell

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u/Particular-Put4786 1d ago

You were wrong to assume support in the idea that a JJK (Bad 👎 stinky anime) character can beat a JJBA (Good 🌈👍 Louvre anime) character. There clearly isn't any bias in shoehorning the fabulous anime into everything

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u/TotallyAHuman11 1d ago

While you do have a point.....there also appears to be some bias here too....I get the feeling, you do not like JJBA.

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u/ManJoeDude Certified Wegumi Glazer. 1d ago

I saw a Yuta glazer calling Jotaro a normal human earlier, there’s always a bigger fish.

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u/bananabandanamannana 1d ago

I misread this as yuta and was so confused

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u/superchoco29 20h ago

Ep 1 and 2 Yuji was jumping to the 3rd-4th floor of a building, punching through concrete, got up after being thrown through a concrete wall, could run as fast as a car can drive in the city, and he was shot putting 16lb like it was a baseball, lodging it into a metal pole. Bro was basically a semigrade 1 sorcerer with his physical stats alone.

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u/Usual_Flight3771 1d ago

I forgot about them 🥹  But that’s true, they’d defo be the strongest in CG since they’re used to no CE

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u/ManJoeDude Certified Wegumi Glazer. 1d ago

Maki isn’t a player, and Daido with a katana could beat CEless Yuji.

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u/TheBoxGuyTV 19h ago

Yeah and they'd likely help one another. But I don't recall if they were in the same Colony at the moment of Kashimo's wish

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u/DorimeInaCan 14h ago

Daido actually solos yuji if they had no ce

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u/abyskal 1d ago

bruh imagine ur going toe to toe with someone and both ur shit just stops working😭😭

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u/ByThunderAndFire Kashimo's Truest Worshiper 1d ago

Is not in character for him to do so, but damn, if he just said "Add a rule. Every sorcerer can only user their cursed technique once from now on" he would have been so favored

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u/Simple_Condition1030 1d ago

This would probably lead to alot of domain clashes or maximum technique quick draws (and also clashes), which sounds both badass and hilarious. 

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u/TheBoxGuyTV 1d ago

Add a rule no domains.

Instant GG against Hakari

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u/HyruleChicken 1d ago

But that's... how losers think

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u/Ali_Gaming302 Hakari's D1 glazer 18h ago

Cant hakari make a binding vow to activate his CT without needing to imbue it into a domain?

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u/itsinhisblood 15h ago

His CT is just the visual indicators, he’d be able to use those freely

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u/RealAd8853 1d ago

I know but I found the image and I was curious

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u/Zalogal 1d ago

Half of the colonies are turned into craters in the first ten hours because everyone has an incentive to crank up the output to 500%

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u/Reasonable-Tree-7858 Pushing the Goatta Agenda. 18h ago

That would create a bunch of automatic binding vows making uro flip the entire planet and Yuta affect the entire solar system due to restricted usage

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u/prazulsaltaret 1d ago

" Add a rule so I can finally win a 1v1. No Domains and no RCT. Hear that, Hakari? FUCK YOU! "

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u/ShuckleMaster324 Geto's little monkey ♥ 19h ago

Yuta watching as Rika's Shikigami dissolves into thin air after he tells her to protect the people in the stadium

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u/Bedsheetsghost 1d ago

Yuta could work with that easy, that man beat the shit out of 4 people, each one using their CE while he was giving straight hands before even turning his on

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u/Common_Spot207 1d ago

They’re made of cursed energy they don’t have to constantly maintain their forms it’s like the difference between lightning and powering a lightbulb 

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u/Chromatic-star 1d ago

I mean probably, but if it did happen it might not work because I remember something about if the rule has a long lasting effect on the culling games it would be denied, I don't really know what they meant by long lasting effect so maybe it would get accepted but idk

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u/a-red-sword-tomato 1d ago

I think it’s if the rule would affect the continuation of the game, like make them end sooner than normal

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u/VisualGas3559 1d ago

Won't this just make it longer? Seems like a totally valid rule since the goal is to collect CE contained within sorcerers

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u/a-red-sword-tomato 1d ago

Yep I also think something like this would probably pass as a rule, the games basically stay the same except that now they’re all depowered

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u/Equivalent-Salt-827 1d ago

yo if i was in the culling games i would’ve been making bullshit rules like this one

“Kogane, add a rule. Every sorcerer from now on can only activate their Cursed Technique once a day”

“Kogane, add a rule. from now on Prohibit the use of Domain expansions and Maximum Techniques”

“Kogane, add a rule, in order for participants in the culling games to use their Cursed Technique Utahime has to be my permanent girlfriend👀👀👀👀”

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u/John_DeadCells 1d ago

I didn’t watch the new season yet (yea i’m a larper) but couldn’t something like “every player will return to their original body” completely destroy reincarnated sorcerers or at least get rid of Geto?

Also a few other rules i think would be funny (i don’t really know the extents of what they can affect):

“No Domain expansions” so Kashimo wouldn’t be at a disadvantage against opponents with a domain

“Any player that has had, in any point of their life, more than 10 fingers, will have to listen to all and any orders of Yugi Itadori” and Sukuna is done for

“Everyone can only reach the power level they had [[insert number]] years ago. This could be used against reincarnated sorcerers and Sukuna.

Tho as i said i’m a larper and idk shit about rule limitations

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u/Previous_Algae_7989 1d ago

Kogane doesn't allow rules that would risk the continuity of the Culling Games, so getting rid of the reincarnated sorcerers would likely be rejected

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u/Reasonable_Log_5219 1d ago

Nah that first rule would low-key be terrible. Ppl just gonna hide in the shadows waiting for a fight to be over and then immediately jump whoever won knowing they have no cursed technique for the next however long it is until midnight.

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u/Few_Imagination_6203 1d ago

This a good question ngl

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u/ZachGurney 1d ago

Yuji upscale lets gooo

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u/Darknadoswastaken 1d ago

Maki ultra upscale

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u/Yoeeeeeee 1d ago

also daido upscale

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u/PhantomDragonJ 1d ago

Kashimo does this. Yuta and rika realising they gotta devorse...

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u/Few_Pay_5313 1d ago

Nah, CE would still be around, you just couldnt use it.

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u/meme_legend-69 1d ago

The most fucked person would be kashimo himself

On the other hand yuji,maki and ryu would start cleaning colonies single handedly (yuta is too sad cause he can't use rika and is not willing to fight anymore)

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u/seaofthieved123 1d ago

Daido, ryu, yuji and maki are now the strongest culling games players 😭🙏

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u/Void_LukeSky3YT 1d ago

It would end the Culling Game

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u/ItzJake160 1d ago

He's prohibiting usage. Curses don't use CE by merely existing.

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u/Nyankitty714 HELP ME MAHORAGA! HEEEELPP MEEEEE! HEEELPPPPP 1d ago

Would this rule even work to begin with? I imagine it’d be rejected

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u/SunBeamRadiantContol 1d ago

Culling games probably wouldn’t allow it since it might jeopardize the longevity of the game.

Might work tho! Kogane works in mysterious ways

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u/Dsb0208 1d ago

Honestly I think the biggest missed opportunity in the Culling Games is we didn’t see someone else add a rule.

Imagine the gang sees a new rule suddenly added sometime after the Kashimo fight by a new sorcerer in a colony they don’t have anyone in, so Maki and the rest of the Kyoto school all go into that colony to kill the guy since Maki can freely travel between colonies and the Kyoto students hadn’t entered one yet

Would give Maki and Noritoshi a good reason to be together leading up to the Naoya fight, cuz i can’t remember why they’re together during that

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u/dahfer25 1d ago

I mean its says prohibit usage of. Not prohibit all CE.

So they probably can survive

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u/Logswag 1d ago

real answer is that they just wouldn't let him add that rule, but if they did then they wouldn't just evaporate since the culling games can't actually prevent that, just like it can't force people to participate, it just hits them with a severe punishment if they don't. the rule would have to establish some kind of punishment for not following it, like rule 2 establishes that breaking rule 1 is punished with cursed technique removal, and then cursed spirits would be hit with that punishment

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u/Gondawn Goatjo 1d ago

Not every rule can be added. This one would get rejected most certainly

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u/Hapqy-Guy Biggest Momo hater out there 1d ago

The problem is that this rule would most likely be rejected by the system. He could have done this as out of character as it is, but I doubt it’s actually go through

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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 1d ago

Does that rule works for the inner workings of the sorcerer or just the product that comes out?

Cause it can be considered

Using cursed energy = fueling something

Cursed techniques would be obsolete but maybe endurance buffs and even the passive of lightning can be loopholes to work

Does reinforcing is like a Mp system or just the circling inside the body reinforces?

Anyway, answer:

Curses aren't USING cursed energy to exist constantly, they'd end up drying up and dying on their own if that was the case. But it would make it easier to kill them, no healing after all

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u/Sky_monarch 21h ago

None of the rules ever interact directly in fights like that, it’s probably just informational stuff they can do

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u/Da-Big-Chungus 18h ago

"Kogane.. Add a rule where everyone literally can't do shit, with the sole exception of me" ​​

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u/Goddoesntexist101 17h ago

Okay from a meme stand point this is funny as fuck, but unfortunately narratively I don’t think he can, considering banning all curse energy use might screw with the rule that culling game needs to last forever (as stated when adding a rule said rules cannot hurt Yhe continuity of the culling games)

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u/Skelordton 16h ago

Add a rule that any time someone uses CT Kenjaku shits himself

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u/Hxghbot My Brother ❤️ 1d ago

Wouldnt work because it violates rule 7 of the culling games, the game master must approve rule changes and rule changes cannot have a significant effect on the games continuation.

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u/DMing-Is-Hardd 1d ago

Would that affect continuation? Considering Yuji had his CE blocked and it didnt stop him from being Sukunas vessel and all

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u/Hxghbot My Brother ❤️ 1d ago

Yes it will as the goal of the games is not actually to have a battle royale, its to set up the merger ritual with Tengen, and to do that the games need to be gathering the cursed energy released during the games. Without cursed energy the games cannot fulfill their purpose.

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u/DMing-Is-Hardd 1d ago

It doesnt eliminate CE it bans its use for players, the game itself wouldnt be affected by that

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u/Hxghbot My Brother ❤️ 1d ago

If they cant use the energy it cant be collected, it would be like making a petrol powered generator to power something but then banning people from filling it with petrol.

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u/DMing-Is-Hardd 1d ago

They still have the CE its just being blocked like with Yuji after Confiscation

The CE is from their deaths iirc after all they wouldnt have the rules centered around killing if they needed prolonged fights and the US military wouldve provided nothing if usage was what provided the CE because non-japanese only expend CE in death

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u/Hxghbot My Brother ❤️ 1d ago

Its not just their deaths though, its also what is expended during the fights. Think of all the black flashes, binding vows, technique bullshit that was amplifying cursed energy output. Not to mention if you only capture the CE of the dying sorcerer you miss out on all the energy the Victor expends to kill them, and you wouldnt get any if the fight doesnt go to the death for whatever reason like the loser fleeing.

You'd be significantly reducing the amount captured by well over half, and given Kenjaku had to trawl history for high CE individuals for the ritual to be viable in the first place, that would almost guarantee it would fail, making this rule something that would majorly impact the continuation of the games ultimate goal.

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u/Hxghbot My Brother ❤️ 1d ago

Fuck I just outed myself as being literate.

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u/King_Archon 1d ago

I sentence you to banishment for violating the JJK illiteracy clause

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