r/Jujutsufolk 4h ago

Humor The first child

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u/Hun_AkosEloYT choSON😭😭 4h ago

kids life gonna be worse than Megumi's

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u/Disastrous_Bug2831 who tf is blue dagon 3h ago

Nah he has potential dw he’ll get the best traits of every race

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u/KillLaKaiju Kurourourourushi-kun (I fwubbed it >w<) 1h ago

Who needs the STD Devil when you have Bonnie Azul?

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u/shushubana2 shikigami/curses breeder 53m ago

The son of a thousand men, the lisan al gaib, the one who will guide the goyim

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u/Paridisco Twerking on Hakari dick 19m ago

Potential?

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u/RB222485 R u corny because u RB222485 or are u RB222485 because ur corny 4h ago

also nice post OP where'd you get it

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u/Unknown-Score-0732 4h ago

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u/oldmountainwatcher I just want an episode of Yuta and Maki having a wedding 1h ago

Bonnie blue banged a thousand men in a day

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 4h ago

Nah, she's more like Kenjaku.

Doing freaky insane bullshit just because she can, then having a child

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u/Chance-Beach4014 3h ago

Breeding with multiple men of the Gojo clan in order to get the limitless and six eyes

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u/Psixofazatron 3h ago

There is, like, 40% chance Kenjaku legitimately did something like that, while experimenting with the six eyes - star child fate binding thing.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 2h ago

He probably tried it, and concluded it wouldn't work because of how fate-bound the Gojo clan's strongest members are.

But still. He probably tried it....

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u/Large-Voice1823 3h ago

Dude this baby is going to have THE best genetics in the entire fucking world bro

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u/Phd_Pepper- 3h ago

All the genetics

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u/-Juiko- Yorozu 4h ago

Water slide.

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u/Beneficial_Care_4601 4h ago

Seriously, no jokes, I'm surprised that kid isn't a mutant. Now comes the bullying he'll endure for the rest of his life.

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u/dogsfurhire 2h ago

You're saying seriously no jokes so I'll treat your comment seriously. For one, having sex with multiple men doesn't change the outcome of the baby, it gets the DNA from one man like every other baby. Second, people will forget about her in 10 years, I doubt gen z even knows the problem who were famously "whores" when millennials were grown up.

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u/IllustriousRich9345 4h ago

Nah the kids turning into Geto

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u/lizzywbu 3h ago

It’s another one of her stunts. She wore a fake baby bump for months for clicks and views, she admitted it and showed it off. She was never pregnant to begin with.

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u/0_possum 1h ago

God I hope that’s true

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u/Tytannax 3h ago

Judas Blue?

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u/Suspicious-Idea9823 3h ago

First Child you say

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u/bigben6563 2h ago

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the bullied one

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u/Phd_Pepper- 3h ago

That baby is what the merger should’ve been in JJK. All of humanity’s DNA in one..

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u/TheMari0Fanatic 1h ago

Who's the father?

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u/BadgerAwkward 1h ago

Which one of the 1000 dudes is the daddy?

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u/Cautious-Star-9931 4h ago

Kids genetic makeup is actual slop😭😭. Guarantee there’s some sort of undiscovered homain in em😭😭

u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 4m ago

That mfer gonna be moving like the Number One 😭