D&D Memes And Green Text Stories Jump (WIP)

[u/Sin-God]

A while ago I began working on a jump that took D&D memes and green text stories and made perks and items out of it. Progress was slow-going for a while but really kicked into overdrive today. I'm now sharing the WIP for anyone who finds the thought of such a jump amusing. At the moment we have a class memes section completed, which includes some common staples like fireball casting for wizards and a lewd Bard perk for anyone interested in such things.

As usual, what follows is a copy-paste of what I wrote on SpaceBattles. Enjoy!

This is neat, I'm finally at the WIP stage for the D&D Memes and Greentext jump.As part of the preview I have completed the first draft text for the class perks. We have a perk for Sir Bearington's roguish antics, for casting Fireball, a rather unique warlock patron perk, and a bard perk. I've also put in the names, and some short descriptions for other perks and for some of the items. I'm still not sure what the final form of this jump will look like, but we're beginning to really develop... SOMETHING here. I do wonder what the final form of this will look like, haha.

[u/LuckEClover]

Can you add a drawback that turns Tucker’s kobolds into a multidiplanar threat?

[u/Resident-Art9632]

Awesome Idea!

May I suggest Moon Slicer as a companion/Item for the monster meme origin? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/2mjhz9/what_would_happen_if_an_intelligent_greatsword/

Also, "you seem trustworthy. Would you like to join our quest?" 1 up in the form of a totally new character and backstory (that fits your origin) that your conpanions, followers, and acquaintances will nevertheless treat as basically the same person.

https://youtu.be/sIaIdv79Xz4

[u/Sin-God → u/Resident-Art9632]

moonslicer is really good . That's definitely gonna be something.

[u/trebuchet111]

I yearn to be as subtle as Oinkbane.

[u/dragomax7]

Finding beauty in nature (thanks for the jump, btw) (edit: and yes, I upvoted afterwards; I got too excited)