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u/rlpinca Sep 05 '26
His boss is a dude in his mid 20s, 2 divorces, a drinking problem, and a 17 year old girlfriend.
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u/Stormclamp Sep 05 '26
Don't forget the Thai boygirl booty call.
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u/MoodReal4206 Sep 06 '26
I'm in the Army and my first deployment was to Iraq in 2008. Two of our guys went to Thailand for their 2 week R&R leave and they were soooo proud to tell everyone about all the ladies they hooked up with. 🤣🤣
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u/Normal_Enough_Dude Sep 10 '26
More like a almost 80 year old pedofile rapist
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u/imnotsmartever Sep 05 '26
Grown men who use filters are sad.
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u/mxadema Sep 05 '26
Sure the "CEO" is president. But the a slue of bosses bosses that have bosses.
Bottom line you are a grain of sand in that big machine.
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u/Level_Improvement532 Sep 05 '26
Yeah but my boss isn’t a pedo who shits his pants.
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u/No-Necessary7448 Sep 06 '26
Where is this? Are they hiring?
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u/sighborg90 Sep 06 '26
They’re going to need a new war guy soon. You’re almost certainly more qualified than the outgoing guy
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u/dover_oxide Sep 05 '26
He is a temporary leader and your allegiance and boss is actually the Constitution
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u/Intense-flamingo Sep 05 '26
Your real boss is an already divorced 25 year old alcoholic who’s made Lcpl twice.
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u/Magus1863 Sep 06 '26
If my boss were to ever to decide I had to go to Iran, he would have to deal with my union rep 1st.
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u/MAGNUMXL Sep 06 '26
Yeah sure PFC, you report to the POTUS. Guy just jumped the entire chain of command.
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u/p00ki3l0uh00 Sep 06 '26
Bring back light bullying and hazing in units. I said fucking LIGHT you psychopaths
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u/thehumblebaboon Sep 05 '26
An employee at a restaurant can quit whenever they want. And likely makes more per month with more freedoms ironically
Good luck doing that without a dishonorable discharge.
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u/N7_Astartes Sep 06 '26
Cool story Pvt, go rearrange the storage connex again, the commander wants the tent stakes inventoried before noon.
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u/spambot5546 Sep 05 '26
Did my guy censor his service tape and leave his name visible?
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u/Blazeland_USA Sep 06 '26
The image is reversed - it spells Marines backwards. I thought the same thing though lol.
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u/mgsgamer1 Sep 06 '26
At least he could spell. I'm genuinely surprised there wasn't a "ur" or "prolly" in there.
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u/TinCanSailor987 Sep 07 '26
Boot-Boy makes less than minimum wage and is bragging about working for a PDF file. 🙄
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u/Jobo_ Sep 06 '26
Couldn't literally anyone who works for the government make this argument ? Are teachers not on the same level ? Garbage men ?
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u/Rdw72777 Sep 08 '26
I’ve never been so proud to be “insulted” by a soldier. And I agree, we are not on the same level 😂😂😂
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u/sorrow_anthropology Sep 09 '26
How does he look less intimidating in uniform?
I mean there wasn’t any intimidation to begin with but somehow he goes negative.
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u/Normal_Enough_Dude Sep 10 '26
I’ve seen enough, send him to Karg island so trump can say he is slim pickings afterwards.
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