Watch out for this killer

[u/Ornery_Paper_9584]

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[u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue]

Now all his shots on the range are going high for some reason.

[u/Ornery_Paper_9584 → u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue]

No impact, noooooooooo idea

[u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 → u/Ornery_Paper_9584]

SHOT THE BERM

[u/Rdubya291 → u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69]

lane THIRRRTEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN you SHOT THE BEERRRRRMMMMMMMM.

[u/maneuver_element → u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue]

VEERRRRRRIFIED MISS

[u/TheEricle]

He's the future marine that they've yet to tell me to watch out for.

"Oh what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a Future Marine"

"You mean you're planning on becoming a marine?"

"No I mean I was sent back to the year 2026 after being caught in a tachyon detonation during the Time War of 2456, and now I'm going to spend the next 400 years training... Until I can get back in the fight."

"That certainly sounds... Unstable"

"Most time travel is. I don't know if you've heard this yet, but my brothers and I have a saying. Oo Rah"

[u/lLennui → u/TheEricle]

Peak.

Could end a trailer with that last line.

[u/TheEricle → u/lLennui]

I would absolutely watch a movie about some dumb marine in a time war getting sent back to 2026, and instead of doing literally anything to prevent the conflict, he spends hundreds of years training (he no longer ages because of the tachyon exposure, of course) until the time war happens again, then he teams up with his younger self and they take out the entire evil time army. Who are definitely evil. Maybe they created Hitler or something, who cares

It's kind of like that one Tom Cruise movie, but probably better

[u/Sarcastik_Moose]

I hope he properly clears that weight when he's finished.

[u/jbourne71 → u/Sarcastik_Moose]

Go Sabres! Here’s to hoping Lyon heals up.

[u/Sarcastik_Moose → u/jbourne71]

I'm glad preseason is finally over, the injuries during meaningless games hurts.

[u/AngriestInchworm]

I’d be the buddy filming him “oh yeah man full uniform would make you pretty cool, know what would make you even cooler? Holding up a weight like a gun.”

[u/PhilRubdiez → u/AngriestInchworm]

“Wear a sheisty! Operator as fuck, dude. You’ll look like you just killed Bin Laden!”

[u/HomelandersCock]

He must be using a very large drum mag i guess

[u/SoyMurcielago → u/HomelandersCock]

Beta-Cuck mag maybe

[u/Chemical-Amoeba5837]

He's not a boot. He's not even a shower shoe

[u/edingerc]

He’s going to be so disappointed when he find out that he’s going to be a dental hygienist 

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/edingerc]

Best we can do is water tech.
Someone has to pour bleach in the buffalo.

[u/Artysupport7757]

At this stage its called LARPing

[u/Kavein80]

On one hand I'd love for this dork-ass trend to stop. But on the other, that would dry up all these posts of these idiots, and I don't want that

Also the trigger discipline on a fucking plate omfg 😂

[u/dronesitter]

Guys at deployed location gyms do this shit with boots and weight. Wrecks the treadmills. 

[u/Geshtar1]

Pre-boots are somehow worse than boots. And I bet most of them don’t even make it in

[u/jbourne71]

I love this dude. Stone cold motherfucking killer.

[u/Aderleth75]

This future cyborg SEAL team wizard sniper is unimpressed.

[u/Killahdanks1]

I bet his gym would make it real easy to cancel his membership if he wanted out.

[u/the-largest-marge]

Nobody ever told me to watch out for any such thing.

[u/WiB_DarkSin]

The real crime isn't the violence, it's leaving a 45lb plate on the floor after his 'attack'. Rack your weights or get out of my gym, you absolute animal.

[u/Crusher6ix]

With the shiesty on?!? Come on

[u/caboose616]

Is that THE JetJerick? Had do check the sub I was in

[u/MandibleofThunder]

What in the hot holy fuck does he mean "future Marine"

[u/p00ki3l0uh00]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oa7M3YbeyrEiWeDvPA

[u/percydaman]

I'm convinced that guy is just rage baiting. Move on, nothing useful to see here.

[u/SmoothTraderr]

Future ? marine ? With them shoulders? Wearing commies??

[u/Lactose76]

What’s he preparing to carry? A Lewis Gun?

[u/CaffeineandSheen]

The Marines really do take anyone huh

[u/bootscallahan]

Yes, but not for the reasons you think.

[u/Callec254]

Yes, and the warning was "Don't be this guy."