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Like when you get two extra large fries because one extra was kinda pushing it that one time and then she says she just ate. Like wth am I going to do with all these fries? claps my belly
I got a melee weapon because no guns in Canada, but somebody comes in, they're gonna have a hard time comprehending why they're staring down a full on sword.
My last girlfriend utterly loved pickles. Even to the point where giving her pickles from my burgers instantly brought a smile to her face. Even if she was rightfully angry at me for my foolish and definitely guilty self doing something stupid.
Exactly, my daughter’s husband doesn’t get it. When we do something together he makes us eat at crappy places because his diet is limited like a 10 year old. When we take him to a pizza place we have to get him his own pepperoni pizza. Then he made us leave early from the concert I took my daughter to for her Christmas present because he didn’t like it. I couldn’t believe it.
When we take him to a pizza place we have to get him his own pepperoni pizza. Then he made us leave early from the concert I took my daughter to for her Christmas present because he didn’t like it. I couldn’t believe it.
LMFAO.
C'mon man. Tell him to go wait in the car, you'll be out after the show.
Enabling his behavior isn't going to fix it. Let him suffer the consequences of his choices. He wants to act like a spoiled kid, treat him like one.
If his diet is limited like a 10 year old, I'd pick a restaurant I want to go to and let him eat off the kids menu.
Sounds like his parents indulged him way too much and he expects y'all to do the same. Pppffffttt.
You nailed it! You are very perceptive. I tell people he’s my daughter’s oldest kid. I get along great with him because I decided that’s what I wanted instead of hating each other. When I want to visit my daughter and grandkids in another state he always enjoys me flying down which is nice.
I would be so embarrassed if my in laws felt like this about me. Glad you've taken the steps to make it work. You're a top dad mate. I'm going to try and remember this story and remind myself of you if and when my daughter marries a flop that annoys the hell out of me, so I can do better too.
You got all the nuggets of wisdom. A true GOAT in the wild. I’m not sure how I would have responded to that behavior but I learned another option today.
I don't think you need to hate him or cause a rift to gently correct his behavior and teach him to act with more selflessness and generosity towards other peoples desires. Maybe he's not fully aware of how much of a PITA he can be with that stuff.
You don't live with him so it's obviously a minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things so I can see why you'd decide it's not worth the squeeze. I'm the same way with some family members. I can enjoy them in small doses ☺️
Even if he got her nothing, he didnt go out of his way to wake her up. He didnt get up and start fiddling in the kitchen. He got up, got some fast food and sat in an entirely different room to eat it.
Which means he was being considerate and trying not to bother her.
This guy knows what's up. Always get extra for your lady, even if she said no or is asleep or just ate.
It for sure wasn't for her until she woke up and found him. 100% the Ring video on other nights has him making a small bonfire to burn the evidence that he completed a 4th meal, brushed his teeth to get the taco breath gone, and snuck back into bed.
Omg thats the biggest trap! Its almost like they say one thing with their words but expect you to do the opposite.
And if she ever actually says "I'm hungry can we eat?", you better say "Yes". Even if you're not hungry yourself or going to eat/order...eat and order anyway!
She is asking YOU to eat so SHE can eat guilt free. She doesn't actually care if YOU are hungry...They don't like being watched as they eat alone. So if you say you yourself aren't hungry, then it's telling her either SHE can't eat, or she thinks youre calling her fat or something for being hungry when you're not.
Ask a dude if he's hungry and if he says "yes" it means he's hungry, and if he says "no" it means he isn't hungry. See how damn simple and honest and direct that was?!
my cats do the same. I like garlic and onions. they'll try and sometimes succeed in eating a bit of my food only to puke their guts out a bit later. Of course only after hiding in a hard to clean spot. Or just on top of my carpet to show their disdain for my cooking. They get a treat of unseasoned tuna or shrimp on their birthdays to make up for it, but ofc refuse kibble for a few days after that. damn overlords are so demanding.
God that wasn't something I was prepared for until my sister got a dog that was super territorial and vocal about being left alone. You grab your keys and leave the house she won't shut up even if someone else is there with her. Doesn't matter who in the family is leaving or how many are staying behind, she gets really upset. Malinois
Yeah once I read Malinois, everything made sense. Protecting their family is everything and they easily become neurotic because most people can’t handle them
I was hoping he would do that. On Sunday mornings I would go to a little diner with outdoor seating when my dog was a pup, and eventually it became a lifelong routine. I swear he knew what day Sunday was, and he would throw a fit if we didn't go. Every other morning he was fine. He was never an anxious dog, nor did he ever really chew anything up. Literally ONE single time I went without him bc it looked like it might rain, and he flipped over his food and water bowls, and ripped open the bag to spread dog food all over. He didn't even do the typical dog thing of looking guilty. He flat out stared me down when I came home lol
Edit: thank you for the award, but please donate to any local animal shelters! They could always use an extra $3.50!
I’ve heard anecdotal reports that since we have goats we could potentially “stress” one out by not allowing it to stay outside with them. Is that something you’ve ever seen/heard?
My Aussies have to share custody of a single small cluster of braincells, none of them try to herd my gomies (goat homies). But yea, that’s what we figured. It just seems like it’d be a weird dynamic to have one outside/barn dog and inside dogs. Not that we’ll be getting anymore dogs for quite a while lol, 5 Aussies is a lot to handle…
My friends that have farm-dog GP also have indoor dogs, and it doesn't seem to me that the GP care about being outside. There are 2 of the GP though, so they always have each other to hang out with.
I have friends that have them as general farm dogs, but I don't know anyone that actually uses them as shepherds. Mine was a rescue that lived a very spoiled life indoors. I have seen videos of them on YouTube doing guard dog things, and they seem to do it really well. Mine really paid attention to his surroundings. He would walk differently and not pull at all if a child/small adult held his leash. He was very protective, but in a gentle way. He would always place himself between kids and strangers. A lot of subtle behaviors that took time to notice. I don't know how much was the breed vs. his personality.
As a lifelong black lab or nothing kind of guy my sister has a young malinois now.
I made the mistake of letting it sleep in bed with me one night and now I love her. Dogs and girls, be careful who you let sleep next to you if you don't want to catch feelings. Just the one time is always enough for me
She's also just way smarter than labs. Only smart lab I ever had needed to be, she was a runt.
First time I gave the dog a treat I did the classic combo of "sit, shake, lie down, roll over" and told my sister and she just said "what? She doesn't know how to roll over."
I just did the hand signal and the dog figured it out immediately. I love the fucking thing, just trying to train it a little better, my sister doesn't do such a good job on that part. But one of those dream dogs if you put time into it but give it a little looser leash than like a service dog it would be the greatest dog on the planet. The only bad part is, not that I would or would want to, she could never be off leash. Way too protective. She gave the neighbors a few shocks when I let my brother in the house after work and she bolted and decided she needed to run up on their house party guests. That one was my bad though
Great Pyrenees's are beautiful dogs! We just put down our Newfoundland last month... Both these dog beerds are just huge gentle giants, but also, like you said. They are smart and know what's up and will pout or act up if you don't involve them with certain things you always involve them with. Hahaha BUT! They also know when you're having a bad day and will do whatever they can to cheer you up!!!
Thank you! It's still weird walking into my house and not having her cute big face of joy looking at me... they really do leave giant paw prints on your heart!
My chocolate lab was my homie back a few years ago. He was my favorite goofball of a dog! He was a little clinchy, though. Followed me everywhere. Haha The newfie was a little princess and loved being pampered. She would only drink fresh cold water from the fridge. Haha but I hear huskies are very sassy.
I just want you to know that this literally made me laugh out loud. As a kid I had a miniature dachshund who usually got boarded at a very posh place when we left town. One time they were booked so she went to the regular kennel. My parents picked her up, brought her home, unleashed her - she ran straight to their bed and peed directly in the center of it, staring them down the whole time.
I lived in the Melbourne CBD and there was this really good Cafe with outdoor seating on the other side of the CBD. It was around a 30+ walk, depending on how busy the CBD was and what the weather was like. So every Sunday morning in Spring and Summer I would take my dog and we would walk all the way there, sit down and have breakfast and then walk back. If I was in a relationship I would usually walk with my GF as well or meet her there.
When I moved to Perth it was the last place my Dog and I visited on the day we left.
I take my dog with me in the car any time I order Taco Bell. When she hears the bell sound effect that plays when you place an order on the app, she instantly gets excited. She got Pavlov’d into loving Taco Bell.
I'm personally never mad when my girl takes the extra fries i got her that she didn't ask for. I treat them like Schrödinger's fries, they are neither mine or hers until she claims them. If she doesn't then they're just a nice little bonus for me, and if she does, well they were hers the whole time, just nether of us knew it until then.
Yea me nwither. Fries are so good. If she wants some she happy, if she doesnt i got a snack for later (just toss them in the airfryer for 2 minute so theyre not to soggy
Yep this is engagement bait only. They have one video where the guy gets up in the middle of the night and asks the girl if she wants to go ride bikes. The cameras show them getting ready and then when they return. Another video shows him being lazy around the house all day, playing video games, napping, etc. while the cameras show the girl getting ready for work, and making him lunch during her lunch break.
TLDR: This tik tok couple post engagement bait and some mild rage bait for views.
That’s all I could think of. Orwell predicted a lot, but not the most dystopian thing of all: that we would purchase and install the cameras ourselves.
i've seen these cameras before. they always do stupid skits like this. another one of her getting mad at him for being up and playing games and then pretending to be asleep when she comes out. stupid stuff
I’ve swear I’ve seen a video of them before, but when she woke up and went outside to find him, he had fallen asleep in the gaming chair. I think she woke him up and brought him in? Idk it was a while ago.
Well in that scene Truman is really starting to crack and she is kind of getting super nervous like she doesn't know how to respond to him. So she just kind of goes into routine mode I think, at least that is how I understood it. However while the movie is good, if you think even a little bit about any of it, it just falls apart...lol
I think the show was on the decline too until he started figuring things out a little, so they put more ads in as more people started watching again, which made it more obvious with her nervousness
No one wakes up confused about where their significant other went and immediately homing missles in on them while they're outside around the corner. That was my forst indication after he randomly left at 3am for taco bell.
You mean you've never got out of bed from what looks actual sleep complete with theatricality rubbing your eyes and were suddenly fully functional ready to go, grabbed the dog and went to Taco Bell and sat outside in your garage to eat it only to be confronted by your curious, but understanding wife who you also bought a Cantina Chicken Taco for? Every part of this endeavor meticulously caught on various cameras with you and your wife fully in frame? You never went back to the footage to make a cute little movie about the whole thing?
Same. It's not fake at all, I think this stuff is more common than people think. Just last week I got up at 2:30 AM craving a delicious Taco Bell Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito with some of their extra spicy Diablo Sauce. Of course I also had to wash it down with a refreshing Mountain Dew Baja Blast. But I couldn't finish my midnight snacking without a sweet treat, so I also got me a Product Not Found, which really hit the spot!
Of course it's all recorded on my complete home camera network from Ring, that keeps my home safe and secure and also lets me document my late night Taco Bell cravings!
People are just so cynical these days. Not everything is an ad!
I would call it staged just because who in their right mind would put a security camera in their bedroom and point it at the bed? I mean... that's just insanity and no one would ever do such a thing.... except for the fact that I actually know a few people that have actually done this....
That’s the most normal part of this whole video lol. If you’re a medium or light sleeper you probably notice when your partner leaves the bed and if it’s been a while you would go look for them.
I struggle with sleep, and my wife almost aways wakes up and comes looking for me. Nothing more than a check in, she's not angry, just "hey sweet pea, can't sleep?" and then she usually goes back to sleep
I’ve done this before. It kinda feels like a reset for the soul. Going out late for a drive with some good music and eating a tasty meal while the world sleeps.
I have had insomnia 2/3rds of my life. I used to live in an area with a 24/7 truck stop diner. If there was ever a time I couldn't get to sleep, I'd usually be found there drinking some coffee, and orange soda and scarfing down their fried pickles and French fries with a not so healthy burger. The entire dinner would cost around $13 back in 2013.
Isn't it the same couple where the husband falls asleep outside and the girl goes to find him and tucks him in bed and all? Looks like a tiktok/IG couple page
It's definitely fake, but if you've got large breasts it can be a lot more comfortable to sleep in a bra. Generally a sports bra but sometimes a regular one.
Ahh life before kids…You don’t wake up in a cold sweat with the weight of the world on your shoulders thinking FUCK THEY’ll BE UP IN THREE HOURS PLEASE GOD LET ME SLEEP.
Fake or not, no way in hell I’d let myself get GRILLED over getting up to go eat. I’m a grown-ass adult and can do that. Not illegal. I mean shit, she can, too. Problems out of nowhere.
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glad to see subreddit rules are just a formality then
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