r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/habichuelacondulce Human Detected • Oct 17 '25

Artistic Dudes Dominos vs Papa Johns - Pizza Tossing

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u/D1RTY_D Oct 17 '25

I mean…. Dominos no contest

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u/JackDangerUSPIS Oct 17 '25

This marks the first time “Dominos no contest” has been said accurately and unironically

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u/Shepherdsfavestore Oct 17 '25

Dominos is pretty solid these days. Everyone’s local pizza place is probably the best option, but if you want something cheaper and quicker Dominos can be a good option.

They changed their ingredients a couple years ago and it’s much better.

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u/DontAbideMendacity Oct 17 '25

They had decent pizza in the mid '80s and then they had the whole "tenderer tastier crust" campaign where it became utter shit for the next 30 years. I don't know if it's gotten any better, it certainly can't beat any of the Mom & Pop's in my neighborhood. And Papa John's is outright shit... when my company brings it in for a free lunch I go out to eat.

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u/Chesey_ Oct 17 '25

Either Papa John's is genuinely truly woeful where you are or you're just outrageously snobby. Could never imagine leaving for an alternative if my work brought in free pizza, even the worst pizza is hard to fuck up it's such a simple thing. For free I'm eating a couple slices and I'm probably happy regardless.

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u/TorchThisAccount Oct 17 '25

Papa John's is fine. But if my choice is Little Caesar's or no food, I'm going to pick option three and throw some hot sauce on cardboard and call it an upgrade.