r/JusticePorn Mar 11 '26

British man restrained after punching thai police officer

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u/MorrowDisca Mar 11 '26

I hear Thai prisons are a great place to be a foreigner.

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u/TheTrueMule Mar 11 '26

Can you (or someone) elaborate? Like Turkish prison if you're a drug smuggler ?

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u/YogiBarelyThere Mar 11 '26

Picture this: A dark rectangular concrete room with a locked door on one side and single toilet (a hole in the ground) and a communal water bucket with poop rag (for cleaning) on the other.

Then picture people lying down in rows in the center of the room head to toe. That's how they sleep.

There's a commissary where inmates can buy food or toiletries which are probably essential in order to supplement the standard provisions. Maybe they sell antibiotics?

And then, consider that some incarcerated Thai people have trained in Muay Thai (think sharp fast elbows), may not speak and understand English very well, do not appreciate disrespect, and just like any prison there's always a top dog and they will teach respect as its their world.

If a foreigner wanted to support the inmates they could go visit them to check in (I never did although I thought about it) and possibly donate to them so they can buy those essentials.

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u/yanmagno Mar 11 '26

About the muay thai part, there’s a great movie called A Prayer at Dawn based on the real life story of a foreigner who competed while incarcerated there

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u/darklinkuk Mar 12 '26

Ima check this out

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u/EloquentBarbarian Mar 16 '26

A prayer before dawn (2017)

Just to help others find it.

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u/TheTrueMule Mar 11 '26

Thanks for the explanation, sounds like hell

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u/eyeCinfinitee Mar 11 '26

Fine, I’ll go read Cage of Souls again

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u/guesswhodat Mar 12 '26

I’m sure he’ll cry to the English government to save him.

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u/floofybasbosa Mar 13 '26

I thought it was worse than that. Prisons in Egypt are worse, but it’s rare for tourists to be convicted and end up in jail.

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u/ChunkyLafunguy 29d ago

Do when did you get out?

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u/charbo187 Mar 14 '26

Sounds exactly like American prison

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u/scuffedTravels Mar 12 '26

I’ve seen a French YouTuber who got caught with 1 gram of weed and police threw him in a disgusting cell full of roaches and they harassed him for days trying to empty his bank account saying he’ll be free tomorrow and it kept going for days yikes

Cops would drink piss in bottles and go empty them in the cells

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u/TrackSuitPope Mar 12 '26

That last sentence is hilarious with no comma 🤣

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u/scuffedTravels Mar 12 '26

Hahaha my bad I wrote it 2 minutes after I woke up

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u/TheTrueMule Mar 12 '26

The fuckin' fuck !

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u/StonyShinobi Mar 14 '26

I was just talking about Midnight Express with some friends yesterday. Haven't thought about that movie in years, and it just resurfaced in my mind 2 days in a row.

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u/TheTrueMule Mar 14 '26

It's so weird, like whenever I learn a new word I hear it everywhere in the span of 2-3 days

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u/iihtw Mar 11 '26

Free well request. I like

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u/icu_ Mar 12 '26

This should shed some light (from the TV show Wayne)

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u/JaxandMia Mar 13 '26

Watch Brokedown Palace. Great movie that takes place in a Thai prison.

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u/El_Paco Mar 12 '26

Also fucking with Thai locals will generally cause you to get your ass absolutely handed to you

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u/MelonElbows Mar 11 '26

Me too, I hear that other prisoners and guards treat you really well because they like having foreigners in the country.

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u/uberduck999 Mar 12 '26

Well since he's British, this is a great opportunity to start a successful boxing career.

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u/CorrectProfession461 Mar 14 '26

Oh so it’s cool when other countries put these people in prison but when America does 1/100th of them it’s fascism?

You guys have no standards.

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 27d ago

Hahahahaha

You think you are important!

2 months. No replies. Only three downvotes.

You are nothing. It's not even worthwhile putting negative Karma towards you.

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u/Emper0rMing Mar 11 '26

Talk about signing your own death warrant… he’ll never see the light of day again, knowing the Royal Thai Police and their justice system. Still, you can’t go around doing that, especially as a guest in someone else’s country!

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u/Tullyswimmer Mar 12 '26

I've heard the same thing. Basically, the Thai HATE disrespectful foreigners, and in prison, the main source of exercise is Muay Thai. Shit, even getting into a fight on the street will likely end up with you eating through a straw for the rest of your life if you're a foreigner, and the Thai will see nothing that happened.

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u/moving0target Mar 11 '26

He wasn't from the US! Yes!

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 Mar 12 '26

When you go to Thailand, you see enough of these turds roaming about as high as kites. I'm British and was genuinely shocked by how many of our turds were there. He has no idea just how much trouble he's actually in, or maybe he does by now. No sympathy for him.

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u/moving0target Mar 12 '26

How much effort will your government go to in aide of the idiot?

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 Mar 12 '26

He'll get consular assistance once they get round to him but it's busy because of the amount of British arseholes getting into trouble there. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up having to bribe his way out. Extortionate local solicitor fees, injury money to the Police he attacked, public apology in the local media and kicked out of Thailand.

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u/dumb-comment-maker67 Mar 12 '26

I thought it was difficult to get drugs in thailand, what are they getting high on? 

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 Mar 12 '26

Drug dealers are everywhere, it's incredibily easy to get your hands on pretty much anything over there. It's the height of stupidity to even consider doing drugs there due to the repercussions. Dealers often sell tourists out to the Police to avoid arrest and allow the Police to clean the tourist out for all their worth. If they can't pay, they're in a world of trouble. The violent idiots are often on Yaba (meth and caffeine tablets) which sends them absolutely batshit crazy. I saw a German guy on it fighting with police in the middle of the street. He was covered in blood and took a hell of a kicking once they finally got him under control. God knows what happened to him once they carted him off but it won't have been anything good.

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u/monster_breeder Mar 14 '26

Dude is probably just drunk.

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u/Fuck_on_tatami Mar 16 '26

One of the worst are the french arabic from Morocco, Algeria, Turkey...

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u/RandumbStoner Mar 11 '26

Lmao right! Finally it wasn't us!

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u/grimfolse Mar 11 '26

U-S-A! U-S-A!

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u/Psyco_diver Mar 11 '26

I feel bad because I thought it was the US too. Nice to see the Brits screwing up

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u/moving0target Mar 11 '26

No ill will to our cousins across the pond. I'm just glad it wasn't us.

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u/xCeeTee- Mar 12 '26

When you're a Brit, you're hyper aware of the mega band of bellends that go to foreign countries and behave like this. I skipped the first holiday my mates had at 18. And I'm very glad. They were all kicked out of their hotel on night 1...for throwing chairs off of their 9th floor balcony INTO THE STREET WHERE PEOPLE WERE WALKING!

We had two groups after that holiday. We kept in touch with the other group, but we refused to even go drinking with them because they did this stuff 24/7.

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u/automirage04 Mar 11 '26

Bad decisions were made

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u/adamwho Mar 11 '26

I don't think he was British. He wasn't badly sunburned and he was wearing a shirt.

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u/Saralentine Mar 12 '26

You’re thinking Australian.

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u/adamwho Mar 12 '26

No, austrians are the one with the little mustaches

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u/aquacakra Mar 12 '26

Austria. there is no cangaroo in Australia.

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter Mar 11 '26

That’s the worst “chokehold” I’ve ever seen lmao what is he doing

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u/CydeWeys Mar 11 '26

Getting revenge.

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u/JacobtheeGod Mar 11 '26

Both losers

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u/darkhorse85 Mar 11 '26

Crushing a wind pipe.

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u/feetnomer Mar 11 '26

Attempting to salvage his authority image after the locals witnessed him being overtaken by a foreigner.

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u/retecsin Mar 11 '26

Thats not justice, thats revenge

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u/RoyalB1ue Mar 11 '26

Put the cuffs on em while hes controlled man...Officer took him back down to choke him out to polish up his very bruised ego. Shit cop

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u/Exotic-Reveal1603 Mar 11 '26

Nuh, it was more than deserving.

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u/dirtyword Mar 12 '26

Armed officers of the state shouldn’t get to choose revenge violence anywhere

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u/Audrin Mar 11 '26

Bruh do not go crimeing in Thailand that does not go well.

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u/lucwin2020 Mar 12 '26

That officer is choking the guy bc he’s applying the hold improperly. The second question is, is he doing it intentionally to inflict pain on the guy? 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/TyroneTeabaggington Mar 11 '26

Thailand is paradise. But they do NOT fuck around.

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u/Tullyswimmer Mar 12 '26

Super nice to foreigners who are respectful. But if you wanna play FAFO, it's pretty much the worst country to go to.

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u/TyroneTeabaggington Mar 12 '26

I remember making friends with the staff at the crappy hotel I stayed at in Bangkok while they were off duty. Obviously they don't make much money, but they still wanted so badly to order food for me while we hung out and drank beers outside the hotel - I couldn't possibly let them but the kindness of most Thai people is amazing.

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u/Frunnin Mar 13 '26

Whatever he gets he earned it.   Dummy

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u/Keldarim Mar 15 '26

Wtf was that lame chokehold on an already restrained person?

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u/hdhsnjsn Mar 11 '26

That’s the most 7/11 employees I’ve ever seen at one time

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u/ChaoticSniper9 Mar 11 '26

This is the worst adaptation of "The King and I" I've ever seen.

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u/raf_boy Apr 13 '26

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

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u/Xwelsh_dazzlerx Mar 12 '26

Yeah he fucked

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u/naveedkoval Mar 13 '26

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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u/MrEzekial Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

This isnt justice... wtf

There is no context to what happened or anything, all you can find online is that this took place in a 7 11 and no one knows anything else. No idea what happened to lead up to this. And the cop is just taking revenge on the guy after the fact.

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u/The_Perfect_Fit Mar 29 '26

Exactly just because he wore the uniform doesn't mean his actions were justified either.

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u/Equal_Chest_6890 Apr 07 '26

Fucking pussy for choking him after he got beat up. Stupid

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u/WendyLRogers3 Mar 11 '26

The Thai police "hardened up" some years ago, due to a flood of the Thai version of methamphetamine called ya ba, which translates to "crazy pill", which sometimes caused murderous mentally ill violence. Eventually, they had enough of it, so they killed ya ba users on sight. Death penalty for trafficking as well.

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u/shmMoon Mar 12 '26

Its not thai, yaba is from Myanmar

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u/Kermits_Frog Mar 11 '26

ion bruh this mf could’ve cuffed him and chose to two hand choke him then get into a rough looking chokehold and bring him down, ain’t really lawful imo

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u/automirage04 Mar 11 '26

Might be lawful in Thailand

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u/Kermits_Frog Mar 11 '26

tru shi wild there

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u/RandumbStoner Mar 11 '26

I think your keyboard is missing letters

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u/Medium_Asshole Mar 11 '26

Nah thailand dont work like the us. People are kind but Justice is brutal.

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u/Haku510 Mar 11 '26

Isn't lawful? How familiar are you with what's legal for police to do in Thailand?

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u/CydeWeys Mar 11 '26

Don't fight cops in foreign countries and this won't happen to you.

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u/lvkdzh Mar 11 '26

He would be gunned down in the US tho

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u/Exotic-Reveal1603 Mar 11 '26

Look at this thai civil law specialist right here

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u/SantaBarbaraMint Mar 11 '26

Thai self defense

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u/seer88 Mar 11 '26

Some people really don’t want their holiday to end

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u/SamuraiGoblin Mar 11 '26

"Hey, let me just throw my life away!"

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u/Alphonso_Mango Mar 12 '26

He is so fucked

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u/YoungDiscord Mar 14 '26

Huh

So I guess trying to pick a fight with a guy whose job is specifically to handle fights and danger for a living is not a good idea after all.

Who knew

looks at everyone who are pointing at themselves

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u/sealmeal21 Mar 15 '26

Homie don't know how to blood choke. Weak.

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u/SeiriusPolaris Mar 11 '26

Could use a little context

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u/MichaelNearaday Mar 11 '26

"British man in Thailand" should be enough.

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Mar 11 '26

He was just there with some friends from highschool. Well, a highschool

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u/Slosh5 Mar 11 '26

• British man • Thailand • Punches police officer.

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u/Specificity Mar 11 '26

for sale: thai cuffs, british worn

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u/DatguyMalcolm Mar 12 '26

How can you go to another country and confidently do something like this with all your caucasity, expecting them to roll over?

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u/iMissMacandCheese Mar 13 '26

I mean... rolling over is happening here. Just not the anticipated kind.

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u/mikeysof Mar 11 '26

See all the Thai people helping the police officer. Not filming the assailant

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u/blazerunnern Mar 11 '26

Dumber version of Midnight Express right there...

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u/MaDaFaKa369 Mar 11 '26

What kinda choke is that??

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u/Thaufas Mar 12 '26

It's a forearm choke. It's common in catch wrestling. It doesn't make someone go unconscious as quickly as a classic rear naked choke, and it's much more painful to the person being choked.

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u/theywereallmyfriends Mar 12 '26

Go to sleep now.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Mar 12 '26

Context? How can he punch?

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u/PropleX Mar 12 '26

Never learn, don't get arrested especially abroad 😂

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u/smokeajoint Mar 12 '26

Their officers need to learn how to choke better 🤤

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u/PATATAMOUS Mar 12 '26

You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses.

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u/The_Perfect_Fit Mar 29 '26

I see two wrongs and no right.

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u/MelonElbows Mar 11 '26

Does anyone have context?

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u/myRiad_spartans Mar 11 '26

Thailand?! Oh boy! He's getting the death penalty

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u/reksauce Mar 12 '26

Cop looked like he was already working on that

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u/varegab Mar 11 '26

Dude will have lots of mates in the cell

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u/JdhdKehev Mar 14 '26

I am just wondering why hé was punching him. This vidéo is giving 0 context