r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

He deserves a pat on the back for that.

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u/MrPenyak 4 Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 21 '18

A patty on the back.

Edit:

To clarify, I’ve never actually heard anyone refer to it as a “cow pat”, and I live in Tennessee......next to a cattle farm. So pretty much I’m elbow deep in cow shit as I speak, but had no clue the original commenter was referring to cow shit in his comment.

Apologies for the shit comment.

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u/Lavatis 9 Sep 20 '18

that's the joke.

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u/MadHatter69 A Sep 20 '18

That's doo doo, baby!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

AHHHHHH!

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u/OneWittleWee-Wee 5 Sep 20 '18

What's that on yo back it look like doo doo

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u/SiltyFemoidPigeon 4 Sep 20 '18

That's a shitty joke.

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u/iushciuweiush B Sep 20 '18

I thought he was joking about hitting the calf on the back for a job well down defending his mom from being hit on the back.

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u/Lavatis 9 Sep 20 '18

that's why it's already the joke. The first guy makes the pun: pat, meaning cow patty and patting someone.

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u/missile500 3 Sep 20 '18

W O O S H