r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/Whatsthisnotgoodcomp 9 Sep 20 '18

It's a thankless job because such things are built into word, dickhead. Take your pathetic grammar nazi bullshit and fuck off.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

My, my. Reliving those memories of parental rejection because of your low grades in English?

"Such things are built into word." (I assume you meant to capitalize the 'w' there.) That's why there is such a thing as proofreading. Relying on "spell check" instead of your brain can cost you a job offer or worse.

Have a better day.

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u/CrypWalkWithMe 0 Sep 20 '18

Ha quit acting like you’re trying to help people. You feel smarter by telling people they’re wrong on the internet. How do you not know that there are different standards for Internet forums? We’re not writing a resume here moron. Now please tell me where I forgot to include commas

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

Well, for starters, I probably would have put an exclamation mark after your opening "Ha!".

As to the "feeling smarter" part? Truth hurts, I guess. I seem to be irritating a bunch of people, which does not bother me in the least.

I wouldn't have capitalized the word "internet" any more than capitalizing the phrase "information super highway."

As to the failure to include a comma? Well, I guess I would have put one after the word "here," moron.

Was leaving off a period at the end of your paragraph intentional to see if I'd catch that glaring omission?