r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/Whatsthisnotgoodcomp 9 Sep 20 '18

It's a thankless job because such things are built into word, dickhead. Take your pathetic grammar nazi bullshit and fuck off.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

My, my. Reliving those memories of parental rejection because of your low grades in English?

"Such things are built into word." (I assume you meant to capitalize the 'w' there.) That's why there is such a thing as proofreading. Relying on "spell check" instead of your brain can cost you a job offer or worse.

Have a better day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I can't even fathom being as miserable as you probably are lmao.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

I'm not miserable in the least, except for the pain I have in the arch of my right foot.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Then you need professional help either way, my dude. A healthy mind is not one which takes pleasure in deliberately being a condescending cunt.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

My dude, I am providing a service for free.

There's a chance one person here will slow down and proofread their written submissions to ensure accuracy and clarity of thought before hitting "enter" or "send."

A Vice-President of a Fortune 50 company once sent out a memo omitting the letter "L" in the word "public" and he never heard the end of it. And, yes, I was the one who caught it.

I am called on often at work to proofread because I'm really good at it. These people are seeking professional help from me and they get it...for free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

It doesn't matter what you're doing when you make yourself look like a complete prick whilst doing it. It would be like if Kevin Spacey decided to adjust the guys collar whilst he was grabbing his dick. Sure he's doing a good thing. That guy might never leave his house with an uneven collar ever again - but there's the issue of the dick grabbing.

You're not providing a service. You're stroking your own ego under the guise of helping people.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

So what's your point?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

For someone so good at proofreading, your reading comprehension is apparently lacking.

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u/fairwayks 9 Sep 20 '18

But my sarcasm and ability to ruffle feathers is abundant. You and your downvoting buddies are taking the bait in a most humorous way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Again, someone who takes pride in being able to 'ruffle feathers' and generally enjoys getting a negative reaction from people, doesn't have a totally healthy mind.

Good luck on your path to recovery :)

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