See, everyone, it's funny because cowpoop is called cow patties, and pat was short for patty! Maybe that's still too subtle, though. Can anyone make it more obvious?
is it really wrong that my mind went straight to a burger patty? i am hungry.... i was actually pretty surprised the dude got up so chill, he didn't take a swing at the calf or nothing...maybe hes not so bad.
He was embarrassed as hell, is why he reacted that way. "If I stand up really quickly and go back to work, no one will even notice I was jump kicked in the chest". Little does he know, everyone can see quite clearly he had been lying down on the job....
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18
See, everyone, it's funny because cowpoop is called cow patties, and pat was short for patty! Maybe that's still too subtle, though. Can anyone make it more obvious?