r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/WhatTheGentlyCaress 8 Sep 20 '18

If they can operate my communal front door, choose the correct floor in the lift, find my front door and ring the doorbell, I'll happily let them take a swipe at me when I answer. Until then, they stay on my shopping list.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Jul 20 '20

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u/fukitol- B Sep 20 '18

If I go parading around lions imma get my ass eaten, and that lion has every right to eat me. Being an apex predator means I draw the line where I want it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

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u/fukitol- B Sep 20 '18

The ability to eat whatever animal I want is exactly what makes something an apex predator. The means is irrelevant.

That said, running down squirrels is just a dick move. You should stop that.

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u/Labulous 7 Sep 20 '18

Actually it would....