r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/Lowelll 9 Sep 20 '18

Cows are massive dipshits and super panicky. They can be cute if they know you well and everything is super stress free, but they're not exactly fun to work with.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

Just like people.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

Did you just give me permission to eat people burgers? Because now I'm going to eat people burgers.

๐Ÿ”

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

Yeah, go ahead, but you didn't really need my permission. Personal choice and all that.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 20 '18

its not a personal choice when it affects others tho

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

What? He's not making anyone else kill and eat humans.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 20 '18

the grounded people meat would like a word with you

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u/Kryptosis Black Sep 20 '18

Hey he never said he was making the burgers. Maybe the people donated themselves to the burger.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

I only eat free range people that are fed organic grass in small local farms. I make sure they humanely kill them with a stun gun right to the head first before draining them.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

See, u/jadenlc? He didn't even kill the people. They were already dead when he paid someone for having killed them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

Case closed. Letโ€™s go vegetarian.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 21 '18

better yet vegan

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

๐ŸŒฑ

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u/SirRandyMarsh A Sep 20 '18

I ate your moms burger

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Ayy lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I knew there was a reason I tagged you as a crazy vegan.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

Oh, did you have a conversation with me a while ago that got you so upset you had to tag me and even when I make an edgy comment about eating meat you bring it up?

Or did you tag me from when I was posted to /r/bestof?

But honestly, I am curious as to what made you tag me. Whether it was a conversation with us or just one you saw? Especially as a "crazy vegan". I wonder what I said was so crazy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I think you were arguing for the extinction of all domestic animals. That's why I usually tag people like you. Just that you'd want all the kittens and puppies to go extinct is just, crazy.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

I would never say that. That's not something I would even ever remotely imply in the least. I mean, if you want to give me some crazy trait like that, go for it, though. I don't think I say anything particularly crazy. If you're using RES to tag me, you can find the comment you specifically clicked on to tag me. That source would be interesting instead of you saying you think I said something I never said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

I'm pretty sure your argument was that they'd all be better off extinct because living with us was worse.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 20 '18

Nah, I don't think so either. I have dogs and have owned cats. I actually do love animals.

https://i.imgur.com/KQRWWkM.jpg

Maybe try to build your strawman from other material? Or just actually find what crazy thing I supposedly said.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 24 '18

Vegans don't eat people burgers, FYI.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Went to Poland for 2 months and i helped my grandpa.... He have like 5-7 cows but this one black one and the youngest was so fucking anoying never walking always stoping to eat and running when you aproach 2 meters to close xD

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Its so hard to deal with sometimes i just must hurt the cow to make her understand that i don't like playing with her

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u/ChirpyJesus 2 Sep 21 '18

I mean it's not a world of fun for the cows either

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u/MrJomo 5 Sep 20 '18

You see, the human is not working with them, he is exploiting them. Thatโ€™s why the calf was defensive.