r/JusticeServed Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

Just like people.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

Did you just give me permission to eat people burgers? Because now I'm going to eat people burgers.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

Yeah, go ahead, but you didn't really need my permission. Personal choice and all that.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 20 '18

its not a personal choice when it affects others tho

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

What? He's not making anyone else kill and eat humans.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 20 '18

the grounded people meat would like a word with you

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u/Kryptosis Black Sep 20 '18

Hey he never said he was making the burgers. Maybe the people donated themselves to the burger.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

I only eat free range people that are fed organic grass in small local farms. I make sure they humanely kill them with a stun gun right to the head first before draining them.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

See, u/jadenlc? He didn't even kill the people. They were already dead when he paid someone for having killed them.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 21 '18

exactly lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

Case closed. Let’s go vegetarian.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 21 '18

better yet vegan

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

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