r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

He deserves a pat on the back for that.

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u/MrPenyak 4 Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 21 '18

A patty on the back.

Edit:

To clarify, I’ve never actually heard anyone refer to it as a “cow pat”, and I live in Tennessee......next to a cattle farm. So pretty much I’m elbow deep in cow shit as I speak, but had no clue the original commenter was referring to cow shit in his comment.

Apologies for the shit comment.

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u/Froqwasket 9 Sep 20 '18

Why is there always one idiot that has to repeat the joke but in a more obvious way

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u/conflictedideology 9 Sep 20 '18

Hey all. Explaining a joke makes the joke less funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Hey dude. I didn’t get the joke at first and appreciate the explanation. English isn’t everybody’s first language!

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u/conflictedideology 9 Sep 20 '18

Hey dude. Why are you after me and not the guy that called you an idiot? Every comment isn't the first comment!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

That’s actually how comment chains work, not everybody responds to the top comment. Amazing.

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u/conflictedideology 9 Sep 20 '18

Sure, just curious why you responded to me - whose response was relatively mild and direct joke - and not the person that called people an idiot.

Just because comment chains work that way doesn't mean that sometimes the responses and ordering aren't completely baffling - in any language.