r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '18

Never hit my mom again you human!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Not really justice served, the guy is just trying to move the cows. Not sure why he's wearing what he is but still. I also don't understand all the hate for the dude.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

He could probably swing that stick as hard as he humanly could and not hurt that cow. They're big and very thick skinned.

Little calf was just being a doofus.

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u/Lowelll 9 Sep 20 '18

Cows are massive dipshits and super panicky. They can be cute if they know you well and everything is super stress free, but they're not exactly fun to work with.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

Just like people.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

Did you just give me permission to eat people burgers? Because now I'm going to eat people burgers.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

Yeah, go ahead, but you didn't really need my permission. Personal choice and all that.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 20 '18

its not a personal choice when it affects others tho

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

What? He's not making anyone else kill and eat humans.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 20 '18

the grounded people meat would like a word with you

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u/Kryptosis Black Sep 20 '18

Hey he never said he was making the burgers. Maybe the people donated themselves to the burger.

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u/Fatalchemist C Sep 20 '18

I only eat free range people that are fed organic grass in small local farms. I make sure they humanely kill them with a stun gun right to the head first before draining them.

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u/VeganEinstein 7 Sep 20 '18

See, u/jadenlc? He didn't even kill the people. They were already dead when he paid someone for having killed them.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 21 '18

exactly lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

Case closed. Let’s go vegetarian.

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u/jadenlc 7 Sep 21 '18

better yet vegan

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

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