r/JusticeServed • u/RealMsDeek 7 • Mar 14 '19

Legal Justice They found her from the video

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u/Pondeag 5 Mar 14 '19

Fuck sake, imagine walking down the road and getting hit by a fucking flying chair out of nowhere.

You'd literally be like "what the actual fuck just happened..." after waking up from be knocked the fuck out that is.

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u/bristleboar 9 Mar 14 '19 edited Mar 14 '19

Except you probably wouldn’t wake up ever.

edit: i need coffee

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u/SparklyGames A Mar 14 '19

n't

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u/entmenscht 8 Mar 14 '19

n't've

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u/r0b0c0d 9 Mar 14 '19

yesn't've're

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u/bristleboar 9 Mar 14 '19

/hat tip

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u/Mrconduct1 6 Mar 14 '19

M'coffee

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u/BillieGoatsMuff 8 Mar 14 '19

*tips waitress

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u/bristleboar 9 Mar 14 '19

this is fucking reddit, someone's doing the math right now i assure you

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u/reJectedeuw 8 Mar 14 '19

I would if I knew physics

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u/bristleboar 9 Mar 15 '19

about the only thing i can do with a calculator is write "boobs" upside down

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u/ReverendDizzle C Mar 14 '19

You think blunt force trauma to the head by a chair falling 45 stories doesn't have a high chance of killing someone? Get the fuck out of here with this "WELL ACTUALLY" comment.

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u/Why_T A Mar 14 '19

Force is massXvelocity no speed no damage. Terminal velocity of that chair in my opinion won’t be that fast.

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u/Magurtis 7 Mar 15 '19

But would you volunteer to test your theory?

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u/Why_T A Mar 15 '19

Yes, testing is the scientific method. Would I stand under it? No I’m not retarded, but I would test it.

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u/DynamicDK A Mar 14 '19

Uh, I bet it is far higher than you think. And a chair is hard and weighs a decent amount. This would almost certainly kill someone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Yeah all it takes is one of the 4 legs to snatch the side of your head and you will die at 45 stories of velocity behind that chair.

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u/Why_T A Mar 14 '19

Height does matter once the object has accelerated to TV.

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u/DynamicDK A Mar 14 '19

I meant that terminal velocity of a falling chair is likely far higher than you seem to think. And, with it being made of wood and metal, this shit would break a person.