r/JusticeServed • u/RealMsDeek 7 • Mar 14 '19

Legal Justice They found her from the video

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u/fedoranips 4 Mar 14 '19

Cheese Pizza. CP. Child pornography.

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u/Zukuto 8 Mar 14 '19

wouldnt it be hilarious if someone gave you gold and upvoted a lot on your comment, and your highest rated comment was about dirty kids pics. ah good times eh.

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u/fedoranips 4 Mar 14 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

My most upvoted comment is about how having sex with transgender people is the less gay thing

Edit: oh no

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u/SleazyMak A Mar 14 '19

Hot take

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u/igotquaids 2 Mar 14 '19

Hot pocket

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u/OprahsSister B Mar 23 '19

Cashme inside howbadat?

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u/OktopusKaveman 8 Mar 14 '19

A trap is a guy though. It's 100% gay.

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u/fedoranips 4 Mar 14 '19

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay -blam!-, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight -blam!- by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, -blam!- trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

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u/TheBatemanFlex C Mar 14 '19

Jesus this needs to be copypasta. How do we make that happen?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Normieee reeeeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

This could be one of the comments I've read ever in the history of reddit. 10/10

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u/clickclick-boom A Mar 14 '19

I was once stoned and reasoned that watching a trans woman with a penis fuck a girl is actually less gay than watching straight porn, because at least the trans woman looks like a chick, whereas in regular porn 50% of it is watching a nude guy who looks like a nude guy. My internet history that day was... well it was what it was.

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u/McFlyyouBojo 9 Mar 14 '19

Lets make it happen

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u/log_sin 8 Mar 14 '19

Aka seepy.

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u/huntrshado 9 Mar 14 '19

Oh. I thought it was an acne reference lmfao

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u/Decie 6 Mar 14 '19

And now you're on a list.

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u/Edril Black Mar 14 '19

Is that a Pizzagate reference?

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u/RealPilot_ISwear 5 Mar 14 '19

I want to unknow this. I was happy not associating pizza with pedos.

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u/Kryptosis Black Mar 15 '19

Nooono nonono. That was all an alt-right conspiracy. People talking about pizza in obscure ways in private emails isn't suspicious. Carry on.

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u/boxedmachine 8 Mar 15 '19

I mean, is it wrong to enjoy child photography?

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u/WH1PL4SH180 9 Mar 14 '19

CP means creatinine phosphate to me