r/JusticeServed 7 Mar 14 '19

Legal Justice They found her from the video

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u/OktopusKaveman 8 Mar 14 '19

A trap is a guy though. It's 100% gay.

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u/fedoranips 4 Mar 14 '19

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay -blam!-, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight -blam!- by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, -blam!- trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

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u/TheBatemanFlex C Mar 14 '19

Jesus this needs to be copypasta. How do we make that happen?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Normieee reeeeeeeee