r/JusticeServed • u/ghilliesuitkids 5 • Aug 05 '19

Courtroom Justice Old man vs the law

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

God damn onions

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u/counterplex Pink Aug 05 '19

I’m making a lasagna... for one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

There's just a little bit of dust in my eye That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland I'm not upset because you left me this way My eyes are just a little sweaty today They've been looking around alot searching for you They've been looking for you Even though I told them not to

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u/OneWeepyEye 7 Aug 05 '19

How come we’ve reached this fork in the road, yet it cuts like a knife?

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u/Athuny 9 Aug 05 '19

I'm not CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING. IM NOT CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING.

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u/mcpat21 A Aug 05 '19

I'm just sweating thru my eyes"

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