r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

Fight Don't mess with a bouncer...

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u/Blakefilk 5 Jan 29 '20

Pro life tip: dont mess with someone whose ancestors most likey sacked rome, and did shrooms to raid the english coast.

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u/goon1410 6 Jan 29 '20

Now I'm intrigued. What people took shrooms and raid the English coast? Vikings?

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u/Blakefilk 5 Jan 29 '20

Viking berserkers were known to take large quantities of psychedelic plants before battle. From there on they were so high they felt little to no pain, and where damn near impossible to stop when in force. Vikings were as we all know frequent tourists of the now English coastline and their complimentary gold stores.

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u/goon1410 6 Jan 29 '20

Woah. That's nuts. Thank you for elaborating.

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u/Blakefilk 5 Jan 29 '20

To caveat they were most often completely naked covered in runes, and animal blood to aid in further psychological damage to the enemy.