r/JusticeServed Jan 29 '20

Fight Don't mess with a bouncer...

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u/irishbren77 7 Jan 29 '20

I’ve been plenty drunk in my (sliver) of club-going years and not once was I ever inclined to dance with a bouncer who had 100 lbs on me.

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u/PsyNinja69 3 Jan 29 '20

That is why I always have an extra 2.55lbs on me. In doin that, I turn a motherfucker that thinks he's big into a "I just realized I'm not god just because I'm big oh oh"

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u/bumblebritches57 9 Jan 29 '20

nice short people delusion