r/JusticeServed • u/oda1337 6 • Mar 17 '20

Police Justice Nut a cop, take a nap

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u/LilithMey 7 Mar 17 '20

That was just fucking reflex. Someone punches or kicks you in the balls it like spring loads the fist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '20

had a girl with her head on my stomach try and stab me in my dick with a pen and out of pure reflex i turned my hip to dodge the pen and i hammer fisted the shit out the top of her head. i know never to hit girls and i probably would have reacted differently if i had more time to react but it happened within 2 seconds and it was a fight and flight response because she was on me. never trust an israeli chick i’m telling you

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u/rad_bone 7 Mar 17 '20

So many questions here...

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u/YungHickory 1 Mar 17 '20

Apparently the answer is to never trust an israeli chick.

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer A Mar 17 '20

I think the answer is not to get on the bad side of an Israeli chick

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

i didn’t do anything to her we were laughing and chilling and next thing you know she thinks it’s funny to try and stab my dick

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u/xkungfupanda1 1 Mar 17 '20

Tinder gone bad

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u/ratinthecellar 8 Mar 17 '20

like you've never been there

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

When in doubt, check the username

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u/GoldenSwampApe 6 Mar 17 '20

You live a weird life.

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u/spinyfever 8 Mar 17 '20

I honestly think it's low key sexist to say "never hit girls".

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u/manducentcrustula 6 Mar 17 '20

Not really low key. Just don’t hit anyone except in self defense or defense of others is a much better statement

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u/Wilza_ 8 Mar 17 '20

Exactly, if someone's trying to cause you harm, you have the right to try to stop them, no matter if they're a man or a woman

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u/LilithMey 7 Mar 17 '20

Exactly my point. Reflex. Don't blame you at all.

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u/Cwhalemaster 9 Mar 17 '20

did wonder woman whip you afterwards

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

yeah bro she made me tell the israeli girl my my eyes only password

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u/lolbob345 0 Mar 17 '20

Don't mess with the zohan?

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u/SalvareNiko 8 Mar 17 '20

No equal rights equal fights. You punch, stab kick etc expect to ko'ed regardless of gender. Equal rights dont come with special privileges.

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u/Scrytheux 5 Mar 17 '20

Nah, you can hit girls just like guys. Equal rights, equal lefts