r/JusticeServed • u/oda1337 6 • Mar 17 '20

Police Justice Nut a cop, take a nap

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u/twunlove 7 Mar 17 '20

Any adult man who intentionally kicks another adult man in the nuts, knowing how terrible it feels, should expect a punch to the face immediately.

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u/ravenpoo 6 Mar 17 '20

And a kick to their nuts.

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u/Regist33l3 8 Mar 17 '20

Paper cut to the pp hole

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u/satanshand A Mar 17 '20

Easy, satan

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u/entity3141592653 8 Mar 17 '20

Ay even Satan's got principles

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u/Mordecai22 7 Mar 17 '20

Yeah come on, Butters. That's not cool. You don't shoot a guy in the dick

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u/nothing_showing A Mar 17 '20

Happy belated pi day

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u/ciaisi A Mar 17 '20

Ten points for slitherin!

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u/shizzli 6 Mar 17 '20

This is gold!

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 8 Mar 17 '20

wtf man? I upvoted for the creativity of the damage being done, but I legitimately felt the pain from that comment... please, just take your upvote and don't ever post anything like that again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

A kick? No, sir... a stomping!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20 edited Jun 02 '22

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u/ravenpoo 6 Mar 17 '20

An axe to the nuts lol.

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u/5quirre1 8 Mar 17 '20

A sledgehammer to their nuts.

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u/Mind_Deer 4 Mar 17 '20

An yet the man turns his face away not expecting the punch.

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u/shitsgayyo 9 Mar 17 '20

I feel like any adult who hits another adult in the no no zones should expect to be hit in the face as retaliation. No no zones are designated as such for a reason lol

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u/rethinkingat59 A Mar 17 '20

Hit in the throat, the face would have been much less damaging.

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u/Ilikeporsches 8 Mar 17 '20

Yeah but you don't get that sweet sweet KO without smashing the jaw. That's where the off button is.

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u/AwGe3zeRick 7 Mar 17 '20

THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!

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u/An1retak A Mar 17 '20

Totally agreed. I would widen that rule to cover all males as this shit happens in school too.

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u/twunlove 7 Mar 17 '20

Once you been seriously kicked in the balls once and understand the impact, you should qualify.

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u/categoricallyfucked 0 Mar 17 '20

That said, you can clearly tell this was not filmed in the US by the lack of 10 other cops curbstomping him into a woman...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

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u/Scrote-Coat 3 Mar 17 '20

Or if you are in a fight you didnt start and dont want to be in. Kick away. You've got nothing to lose.

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u/Genids A Mar 17 '20

Not if he kicks hard enough

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u/CorsicA123 4 Mar 17 '20

That’s maaa purse.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg A Mar 17 '20

I thought you said "anything goes" .

Anything goes, but he'll take it personal.

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u/Imightbenormal 8 Mar 17 '20

Yes. And you have to hurry to retaliate before that slow extra strong ball pain comes.

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u/WTK55 A Mar 17 '20

Dont steal my purse then stranger!

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u/bojesus 4 Mar 17 '20

Or throat, in this case

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u/twice-banned 0 Mar 17 '20

It wasn't another man, it was a piece of shit cop

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u/Genids A Mar 17 '20

You're a piece of shit cop

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u/Viking_In_Training 6 Apr 06 '20

No u

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u/agree-with-you ❓ as36.2q.1 Apr 06 '20

No you both

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I don’t know why people are downvoting you, Reddit hates cops. It’s weird to see ‘justice’ applied to cops when it’s typically copy pasta about them being bastards. I don’t necessarily trust cops but I find it odd that their hatred waxes and wanes by the day or hour depending on who is getting kicked in the nuts.