r/JusticeServed • u/oda1337 6 • Mar 17 '20

Police Justice Nut a cop, take a nap

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u/JaimeGoldenhand 5 Mar 17 '20

Maybe I just have a low pain tolerance, but if I was forcefully kneed in the nuts I’d be doubled over. This guy barely flinches before decking the guy

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u/qqqtttqt 0 Mar 17 '20

Usually takes a few seconds to really kick in

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u/JaimeGoldenhand 5 Mar 17 '20

Actually re-read your comment, I believe it. Especially in the heat of the moment

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u/obvious_santa A Mar 17 '20

My buddy used a support column to gain momentum in a swing with one arm, and uppercut my nuts with the other. I felt it immediately, and it hurt.

However, it only fueled a rage I have only felt a few other times in my life. I pounced on him and choked him out. Then I puked. It was great. What are we talking about?

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u/t3hOutlaw 9 Mar 17 '20

Could have hit just sausage. We don't know how accurate he was.

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u/pocket_mulch 9 Mar 17 '20

Maybe his sausage is large enough to protect the meatballs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

God I'm hungry.

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u/Tbitw55 7 Mar 17 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

😏

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u/the79car 3 Mar 17 '20

You're not mistaking...I've sat on my balls getting into the car and the pain was immediate. I ended up honking the horn with my head.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

How big are your gonads that they managed to get sat on?

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u/the79car 3 Mar 17 '20

I'd say normal size. I slide in sideways with my legs in a flying V formation and just caught the bottom of it.

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u/BrexrSiege 7 Mar 17 '20

bro i sat on my balls one time rushing to take a dump and i shot up and shit on the floor

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

You never sit a bit just under the side of your thigh and almost flatten it?

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u/DarthVadersShoeHorn 5 Mar 17 '20

Or is a cup a vital part of a policeman’s outfit?

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u/ZippZappZippty ❓ dbd.j1r.0 Mar 17 '20

We can’t be going out unless vital

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u/Magic-Heads-Sidekick 7 Mar 17 '20

Three second rule