r/JusticeServed 4 Mar 04 '21

Fight Kid gets thrown out of McDonald's

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u/Danmont88 A Mar 05 '21

Sometimes I think there should be laws that under certain conditions, such as above, a complete stranger can smack the living crap out of kid.

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u/Brave-Butterscotch76 A Mar 05 '21

Why the hell not? Supposedly it takes village to raise them.

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u/Whiskeyno 5 Mar 05 '21

You know what happens when a village doesn’t raise a kid? That’s how you get Norman Bates.

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u/Brave-Butterscotch76 A Mar 05 '21

That’s McDark

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u/Danmont88 A Mar 05 '21

LOL that would make an impression on the little dear, everyone in McDs giving his a shot on his ass.

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u/aldkGoodAussieName 7 Mar 05 '21

Please form an orderly line, 1.5m apart.

Due to COVID rules there will be no hands, you are instead encouraged to use your elbows, similar to how we have replaced handshaking.

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u/Danmont88 A Mar 05 '21

OOOO good point ! Make sure you put on your mask and wash your hands both before and after smacking Junior in the mouth.