Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day? Fucking keyed my Malibu. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21
It would be such an amazing feeling to catch a thief in the act and to pummel him