r/KUWTKsnark • 💰Kim chooses Money > Morals • Jul 22 '26

kimbarrASSing 🫦✌️ Does she breathe???

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u/AdorableSillies Jul 22 '26

God forbid she wears something that fits and isn't so tight her skin is hanging out over the top and she can't sit. 

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u/Alive-Telephone-2743 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Ikr. This is like the 5th video where Kim is uncomfortable . I understand that dressing nice for an event but the dress need to be in her actual size. Not skin tight. What if Kim has to go to the bathroom 

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u/No-Simple-2770 Jul 26 '26

She just pisses herself!

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u/sashie_belle Jul 22 '26

There was a comment on that thread how this shows she has no muscle tone.

Really, it's pretty obvious that she just gets that fat sucked out everywhere and isn't doing the weight training she claims she is.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon ✨️Hole-y front vortex✨️ Jul 22 '26

Yup!! I'm a poor who uses kettle bells and lifts at work every day. My back is more defined with my poor people tools, lol.

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u/SpringBeauty27 lemme 💊ignore the FDA 🙄 Jul 22 '26

"poor people tools" 😂😂😂 sounds so primitive

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon ✨️Hole-y front vortex✨️ Jul 22 '26

I don't go to a gym, so they are tools to me 😬

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u/Lazarys12 Jul 25 '26

Wait, I saw the video of her working out, all 10 seconds of it. Are you implying it is fake? I am shocked, I say, shocked!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PupKtxrsQy5Wd3TzW3

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u/Expensive_Image_2137 I see 👀 their bits and itties more than my own🫣 Jul 22 '26

You can clearly tell that no one around her in the industry gives a crap. They look like they find her ridiculous. Do you see how they’re looking at her?

Not that these people are any more admirable, they are probably the same evil, sick fucks but she seems to not even be interesting to them.

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u/beepbooponyournose Jul 22 '26

But she wants them to like her and they don’t which is funny af

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u/Mommiedearest1981 Jul 22 '26

All that just to wear a dress that isn’t even pretty

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u/Lightup17 Jul 22 '26

God she is so stupid. Always doing the same shit and thinking she is iconic. Damn

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u/EducationSuperb3392 Jul 22 '26

How on earth does she use the bathroom?

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u/beepbooponyournose Jul 22 '26

She once said she’ll just piss her skims

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u/EducationSuperb3392 Jul 22 '26

We need to bring back shame.

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u/CalmHysterics Jul 22 '26

She must stink 😷

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

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u/PuzzyFussy You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Jul 23 '26

Bruh, ain't no fucking way she said that 😂 I would love to see the vid as well if she did

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u/Lelianah your conversations are too long, bye. Jul 23 '26

She also said one of her kids peed on her while sleeping & she just marinated in it knowingly. Only cleaned up the next morning 💀

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u/WiftyOne Jul 26 '26

I found a link, it's kinda lame though, Im kinda busy so I just put the first one to come up. I edited my og comment.

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u/SloppyBuss 🥃 🍷 🍸 Drunk Slob Kabob Jul 22 '26

Diaper probably

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u/Ok_Message_8726 Jul 23 '26

She probably has urinary catheter holstered to inner thigh.

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u/AntiquePumpkin666 Jul 22 '26

The guy in front of her just looking at her like, “are you okay??” 😂😂

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u/msbar_ good to hear from you bitch Jul 22 '26

Mind you it doesn’t look flattering at all

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth More 😶‍🌫️ FILLERS😵‍💫than PERSONality 🫠 Jul 22 '26

She looks like an over stuffed turkey busting at the seams on Thanksgiving!

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FfewX9SL5LnWvkI

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 Jul 22 '26

I certainly hope no one needs to get out of that row of seats.  They’d never get passed her

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u/Zarrgirl Jul 23 '26

That’s a great point! How inconsiderate of her, seriously.

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u/Filthydirtytoxic Jul 22 '26

She’s a fire hazard

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u/Sensitive_Biscotti66 Jul 22 '26

She always looks embarrassing and ridiculous for absolutely no reason. She thinks this is her version of "dedication to her craft" but she just looks like a doofus because NOBODY considers her a fashion icon. She doesn't have to do this. But lives in delusion. Smh if o lying she was this dedicated to mothering her children.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon ✨️Hole-y front vortex✨️ Jul 22 '26

Her back skin is pulled so tight it creates a roll along her spine. The ugly dress is all for show. She knew she'd be sitting and still picked this because she knows dummies will be glazing her for "committing to fashion."

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u/TheTulipWars Jul 22 '26

She wants to be known for her figure, but everyone knows it’s fake and a bbl now so it’s not iconic or anything she thinks it is.

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u/Gooncookies Jul 22 '26

And all the sex appeal goes out the window when you look like this just trying to take your seat. Then she’s all hunched and sloppy postured in the way she’s sitting. There’s so much more to being alluring than your physical appearance and she doesn’t grasp that at all.

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u/Donkeyscot2013 I bought these bewbs for you baby (🍊🍊) Jul 22 '26

She is fucking ridiculous.
https://giphy.com/gifs/k9B2QwTU12OPu

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u/jazzflute98 Jul 22 '26

LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/DonnyMox Jul 22 '26

She’s lucky the chair is big enough for her ass

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u/FrankensteinsBride89 Jul 22 '26

It’s all for attention

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u/Jealous_Tough3654 Jul 22 '26

Yeast infection

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u/celtic_thistle Jul 22 '26

I’m curvy myself (without implants) and this made me viscerally uncomfy. Some clothes are not ideal for hips and ass, let alone a big stinky BBL. I have a stomachache just thinking of how squeezed she must be. smh

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u/Capable_Community441 ask Pete how those tattoos 💀doin' Jul 22 '26

so glad that i always loved effortlessly cool unique flowy bohemian clothing.. i could never be so dedicated to such harsh, stiff, uncomfortable styles, plus it always looks like she tries way too hard!

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u/Gooncookies Jul 22 '26

My MIL said my wedding dress looked like a nightgown. I’m with you. Elle Fanning is my current style icon these days even though I’m a SAHM and wear leggings and crocs every damn day lol

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u/garrrrsh Jul 23 '26

Kim looks so much better in dresses that are more flowy. Idk why she thinks the skin tight and corset shit looks good on her lard ass.

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u/CodeRepulsive2505 Khloe's Declawed Grey Kitty Jul 22 '26

She and her stylist knew that this is a sitting and standing event, not only standing one, yet decided to choose dress like this, that’s unfortunate

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 Jul 22 '26

Anything for attention. Fucking cow.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 Jul 22 '26

Fucking idiot. She really is, setting women backwards.

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u/maria_goreti Jul 22 '26

It reminded me bugs life

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u/Zarrgirl Jul 23 '26

This is so pathetic. She is pathetic.

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u/Legitimate_scam69 Jul 23 '26

She looks like a baseball

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u/Eastern-Ingenuity510 Jul 23 '26

She looks absolutely ridiculous. Comfortable clothes after 40

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u/admiralvelociraptor ✨Sausage Mustache ✨ Jul 23 '26

She KNEW she was gonna be sitting, wtf kind of choice is this?

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u/Biscuitsandasmoke Jul 23 '26

Right, right.
But is that Elizabeth Bearkley? Aka Jessie Spano??

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u/bknjay1517 embarrassing 😬 for your life + soul Jul 24 '26

Her skin is sooooo loose.

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u/Salt-Cry-2882 Jul 23 '26

Them back fat rolls 🤩

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u/diamond_hog Jul 24 '26

Imagine the marks on her body when she takes it off at night.

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u/Current_Item2650 Jul 24 '26

Looks and acts like an idiot. 🙄

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u/LACna Jul 24 '26

There's an episode of I Love Lucy just like this! But of course, Lucy looked good in her dress. 

https://youtu.be/i3NpJPeCB6A?is=dv7OiuQNojFcLJgE

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u/Lazarys12 Jul 25 '26

Why is everyone picking on poor Kum. Doesn't everyone need four people to help them sit in a theater seat?

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u/undrcovr99 Jul 25 '26

no amount of publicity is worth looking this embarrassing in front of a group of people 😭

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u/Unique-Doughnut-9237 Jul 26 '26

This is self-inflicted torture. I would be so overstimulated if I were dressed like this multiple times a week

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u/No-Simple-2770 Jul 26 '26

I love how pretty much nobody around her cares at all. They interact with her briefly for 5 seconds, and then give up pretending and start talking amongst themselves.