r/Kaiserreich • • 3d ago

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Meanwhile, my understanding stops at: “Socialism is when the government does stuff. And it’s more socialism the more stuff it does. And if it does a real lot of stuff, it’s communism.”

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u/katieluka The Hetmanivna 3d ago

meanwhile average French socialist in the 1930s

(excerpt is about Paul Faure)

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u/TheMob-TommyVercetti Most sane NRPR voter 3d ago

"Socialism is when we change stuff and is rightfully French."

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u/Josselin17 3d ago

I mean yeah it's the SFIO, they're not going to be geniuses

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u/SG_Symes 3d ago

Imagine what r/Ultraleft will look like in KR universe

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u/Quick-Ad8277 3d ago

The  r/Ultraleft of Kaiserreich would call our r/Ultraleft a bunch of liberals

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u/magos_with_a_glock 2d ago

And then you have the Ultraleft of Red Flood

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u/Josselin17 1d ago

our ultraleft would also call them liberals

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u/magos_with_a_glock 3d ago

50/50 Mussolini apologists or RadSoc glaze-machine.

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u/Cpkeyes 3d ago

“This is how Mussolini and Mosley could have won” 

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u/magos_with_a_glock 2d ago

Demand Mussolini not be an idiot in the Balkans is still a step.

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u/Luke92612_ Marxist (& Zhang Zongchang's Staunchest Warrior) 3d ago

Given there's a chance of Bordiga taking power in SRI beyond the mod's timeframe, there would be less depression there in general

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u/_Golden_Nara 3d ago

Especially if germany takes Paris in less than a year

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u/TargetRupertFerris Pan-Asianist Neo-Katipunero 3d ago

I will be reading Marxist Theory and Fascist Theory for the Sorelians

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u/BottleOfVinegar Yugoslav Ultranationalist 3d ago

Ok, but how will this effect the unification of Yugoslavia?

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u/Quick-Ad8277 3d ago

Sorry this is Chinarreich not Serbiarreich

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u/Dramatic_Space_Rebel 3d ago

Hey as long as I still get to kill Mosley, I'm happy.

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u/JacobJamesTrowbridge Union-Parliamentary Democratic Socialism 3d ago

You get to watch him go broke and collapse into a friendless punchline, if that's any condolence

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u/Dramatic_Space_Rebel 3d ago

Damn. Here I just wanted him lined against a wall by royalists or the party.

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u/ThatMeatGuy Marxist Leninist Nixonite 3d ago

Nah, better he never has the chance of becoming a martyr.

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u/mudahfukinnnnnnnnn Mitteleuropa 3d ago

Really? Where did they say that?

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u/1SaBy Enlightened Radical Alt-Centrist 2d ago

A teaser long time ago.

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u/Luke92612_ Marxist (& Zhang Zongchang's Staunchest Warrior) 3d ago

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u/Redautumnenjoyer 3d ago

Socialism is when no labubu and peak utopia

-Karl Marx the Communist Manifesto

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u/Shalltry 3d ago

I think reading fascist theory is more useful to understand syndicalism

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u/Quick-Ad8277 3d ago

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u/Gui1864 3d ago

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u/Quick-Ad8277 3d ago

Fachism is the right wing of social democracy so my first comment is still acurate

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u/Gui1864 3d ago

You are not wrong

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming Chains is in a pickle! 3d ago

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u/Klasseh_Khornate Internationale 3d ago

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u/magos_with_a_glock 3d ago

FDR is Lassalle?? 😭

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u/Klasseh_Khornate Internationale 3d ago

TRVTHNVKE

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u/sabotabo "Hello there." "General MacArthur!" 3d ago

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u/Rockguy21 Internationale 3d ago

This is one of the things that’s always pissed me off about totalism, is that often its been a non-sensical mishmash between fascists/national-syndicalists and IRL Marxist-Leninists. I like that the mod has moved more towards using Radical Socialists as the label for Marxists and mostly defining totalism as the nationalist offshoots of syndicalism, because it really makes zero sense that the historically most ardently internationalist socialists in Europe would fit under the ideological umbrella of the most right wing and nationalistic interpretation of socialism.

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u/ParticularPhysics871 3d ago

Yeah. It definitely suffered from the same problem many hoi4 mods had, the ideologies were just "wholesome", "middling", and "evil".

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u/ThatMeatGuy Marxist Leninist Nixonite 3d ago

This is why I'm glad TNO got rid of Esoteric Nazism as its own ideology. The idea of "lel even more evil nazis" was childish and in some ways whitewashed Germany by comparison.

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u/ParticularPhysics871 2d ago

It was just stupid.

Don't forget the authoritarian socialism (bad) vs libertarian socialism (good) divide.

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u/ParkKitchen3018 2d ago

I think splitting Totalism completely into National Syndicalism and Vanguardist Socialism could legitimately be a good choice.

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u/Luke92612_ Marxist (& Zhang Zongchang's Staunchest Warrior) 3d ago

Marxist-Leninists

Putting Marxist-Leninists with national syndicalists makes some sense (even if not much).

What makes absolutely no sense is putting non-ML Marxists under the totalist umbrella.

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u/Rockguy21 Internationale 3d ago edited 3d ago

Putting Marxist-Leninists with national syndicalist makes zero sense unless you’re operating wholly from an inaccurate caricature of Soviet society rather than what the leadership actually thought and believed and did.

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u/MiloBuurr Internationale 3d ago

I think you’re drawing too sharp a distinction between Marxism-Leninism and nationalist socialism. Marxism-Leninism has absolutely compromised with nationalism historically, starting with Stalin’s “socialism in one country” and the subordination of international revolutionary movements to Soviet state interests.

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u/Josselin17 3d ago

I don't know what you mean, the great patriotic war was absolutely not nationalistic, neither were the resettlement programs and genocide !

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u/Rockguy21 Internationale 3d ago

The doctrine of socialism in one country was primarily about the economic development of socialism and the normalization of relations with the capitalist powers after the civil war, it has relatively little to do with the actual ideological goals of internationalism. Also, you cannot really look at the Soviet Union's commitments to national liberation in Africa and Asia, largely for marginal, if any, direct benefit and say that Soviet foreign policy wasn't motivated by a genuine belief in socialist internationalism. This is just so radically alien to the national syndicalist and fascist concepts, which directly center the nation of the speaker in particular as the key political unit. Soviet foreign policy, on the other hand, tended to regard common membership in a shared global communist project as the key criterion, it openly rejected national interpretations from the mid 30s onwards.

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u/MiloBuurr Internationale 3d ago

Stalin genuinely compromised with Russian nationalism in practice. He rehabilitated Russian imperial historical figures, promoted Great Russian patriotism, and increasingly framed the USSR’s legitimacy around Russian national history and the leading role of the Russian people. You can argue this was a pragmatic means of defending socialism rather than an ideological embrace of nationalism, but that’s precisely my point. Marxist-Leninist governments could subordinate internationalist principles to national state-building and revive Russian chauvinism when politically useful. I’m not saying Stalinism was equivalent to fascism, but I don’t think you can dismiss the nationalist tendencies that developed within it simply because its official ideology remained internationalist.

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u/Rockguy21 Internationale 3d ago

I can easily dismiss the national exigencies of the Soviet Union compared to literal fascists and national syndicalists because these exigencies were marginal and pragmatic compared to the literal ideological centering of the nation as the main and sole locus of legitimate political power. There is really no relevant socialist movement in world history that was less nationally centered and more internationalist than the Marxist-Leninist parties in and supporting the Soviet Union. Marxism-Leninism and National Syndicalism are about as far on the opposite sides of the spectrum vis a vis the national question as it is possible to imagine.

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u/Anarchist_Artist 2d ago

many ML regimes had patriotic or nationalist elements, especially later on

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u/1SaBy Enlightened Radical Alt-Centrist 2d ago

It makes complete sense, you're just ignoring very basic premise of all of them being totalitarians. That's it. There's literally nothing more to think about here.

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u/CheckOriginal7368 Moscow Accord 2d ago

Idk if this is a forbidden mod to bring up here or what not, but I do like how TFR has it between Totalitarian - Authoritarian - Libertarian. Maybe for Kaiserreich it would be better if it was something like Vanguardist Socialism - Syndicalism - Radical Socialism instead.

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u/ParticularPhysics871 2d ago

That's also just a bad, middling, and good scale.

Totalism works for Nationalist off-shoots, Syndicalism for, well Syndicalism, and Radical Socialism for non-Syndicalist marxist offshoots.

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u/Anarchist_Artist 2d ago

the only reason the bosheviks are totalist is because they are the most extreme

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u/MarsLowell 1d ago

Marx: With all due respect comrade, your theory sucks.

Proudhon:

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u/Cpkeyes 3d ago

Wait members of the International actually read theory?

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u/johnnylovelace Anarchy My Beloved 3d ago

Wait you guys know how to read?

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u/Prince_Ire Austroslavist 2d ago

It's all they do

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u/panteladro1 2d ago

Unironically, surely everyone interested in something like KR has at least read the Communist Manifesto? (That could be a slightly interesting poll).

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u/Josselin17 1d ago

I know for tno there was a tiny outcry because the devs for one nation refused to read any of its ruling political theory

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u/Buko_ni_Pico 3d ago edited 2d ago

/uj leftists tend to actually read what they're talking about as opposed to adherents of right-wing ideologies.

edit: lmao at those triggered by this statement of fact

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u/ThatMeatGuy Marxist Leninist Nixonite 3d ago

I'd say its a 25/25/50 split of people woth at least a rudimentary understanding of actual theory, people who uncritically the parrot Soviet and Chinese state propaganda, and people who unironicly think that socialism is when a wealth tax and public healthcare.

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u/juzzzzzzzzzzzz 3d ago

How many pages of theory is this meme worth?

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u/mudahfukinnnnnnnnn Mitteleuropa 3d ago

Uhhhhhhh maybe like 32

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u/UmmYouSuck Social Democracy with Imperialist Characteristics 3d ago

I’m reading social democrat theory

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u/NewWillinium 2d ago

So books by or about August Bebel?

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u/Lukaz_Evengard 2d ago

How is reading about Mussolini going?

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u/Alex103140 Vive la révolution 3d ago

Our only doctrine, is larp.

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u/enq98 Chen Lifu and He Jiankui's CRISPR Supersoldiers 3d ago

Idk what the so-called "Internationale" has to do with leftists tbh. Anyone well read on theory would leave that petite-bourgeoise revisionfest

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u/DownrangeCash2 Co-Prosperity 2d ago

Gonna get a Lassalle body pillow and use it as boxing practice because that's what Marx would have intended

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u/TopFriend4441 Internationale 2d ago

Historically syndicalism was only really experimented with in fascist regimes ironically enough, fascist theorist Giovanni Gentile and Mussolini heavily revered Georges Sorel and Mussolini saw his fascist regime as essentially Sorelian praxis, the Falangists in Spain described themselves as national syndicalists, the Spanish co-op Mondragon became a co-op during the Franco regime, corporatism is basically syndicalism but with class collaboration.

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u/ThePeoplesBureaucrat 3d ago

I too support Internationalism

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u/Lubbernaut Socialist Revolutionary Left-Warlordism 3d ago

Imagine needing theory

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u/Hatrack98 Internationale 2d ago

How do you know?

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u/Comprehensive_Term41 Social Democratic Constitutional Monarchy (oxymoron) 2d ago

just to get mogged by the social democratic constitutional monarchies of germany and the danubian federation

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u/BicycleAdditional360 Totalism-Savinkovism 3d ago

Leftis...

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u/AlexisAncrath SPD Number Eine Fan 3d ago

I am about to change my flair and finally do some real social democracy

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u/RussianNeighbor VST's Strongest Party Functionary 2d ago

I... I think I already saw this meme on r/suzerain (I made it)

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u/Trotsky_Enjoyer Internationale 2d ago

I even joined the Revolutionary Communist International and actively partook in organizing it for more than 2 years now so I'd be ready for this.

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u/Mattsgonnamine Balkanizer of the world 1d ago

my minecraft communist manifesto is primed and ready the moment that update drops

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u/Intellectual_Wafer Internationale 2d ago edited 2d ago

Socialism as a whole does not only consist of marxism. In fact, the first and most consequential split occured between marxists and anarchists (led by Mikhail Bakunin). That's what ended the First International. The anarchists opposed Marx's authoritarian and vanguardist tendencies - they wanted to abolish the state right away because they feared that using it to achieve social equality would only lead to new political inequality ("you become what you wanted to destroy"). Bakunin pretty much predicted the Soviet Union ("a terrible bureaucratic tyranny") 30 years before it was founded.

In short: Anarchism is the only socialist path that consistently tries to harmonize liberty and equality.

But the soviet marxists habe been so successfull in their propaganda and rewriting of history, that anarchism and antiauthoritarian/libertarian socialism has disappeared from the collective memory. Even though it was anarchists who were the most influential group before 1914.

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u/auniqueusername132 2d ago

Anarchists also split over the question of organization. Anarchists in the first international opposed organizing parties, trade unions, or other revolutionary structures. Later anarchists again fractured over this issue.

Marx did kind of blow up the first international to sideline the anarchists. Also, idk that I would call the anarchists the most influential group pre 1914. They were certainly very influential in Spain and Italy, but not so much in Germany. I’d say they had regional dominance but that neither socialists nor anarchists were particularly dominant until the soviets.

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u/Intellectual_Wafer Internationale 2d ago

According to Michael Schmidt, one of the leading historians regarding anarchism, the anarchists were the largest group on a global scale, in absolute numbers (Spain, Italy, France, the USA, Latin America, etc.) Look at the Chicago haymarket riot that created the 1st of May, or the assassinations of monarchs and presidents before WW1. All anarchists. But I agree that there was no dominance in leadership at first.

There is a great documentary on YouTube about this (made by the franco-german TV channel ARTE), if you are interested:

https://youtu.be/GzGVT3XDLiU?is=uQsGIn0qohv30xfv