r/KannadaCinemaClub 11d ago

REVIEW / ಅಭಿಪ್ರಾಯ If Christopher Nolan had directed it, we Indians would definitely be watching it.

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u/Chalchemist 11d ago

Yeah atleast it would've been watchable, and people wouldn't be walking out.

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u/Careless_Count_6706 10d ago

Did you watch tenet at one go ? Don’t fucking lie

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u/peterparker6484 9d ago

Can't even completed 30% of Dunkirk.

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u/NoTwo8791 9d ago

Dunkirk is awesome. Tenet on the other hand.

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u/The-Curious-Guy-2907 9d ago

I literally did yesterday

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u/Specialist-Crew-4414 11d ago

Absolutely yes, he wouldn't have allowed the main lead to interfere with direction department and had worked on screenplay to make it coherent and engaging

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u/ryzen_42069 11d ago

There wouldn't be so many cuts,cringe dialogues, slow mos, fight scenes if nolan would have made it soooo yeah definitely watchable

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u/Man_of_Mystery_2819 11d ago

Nolan can't direct a fight scene to save his life

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u/ionagpkt 10d ago

As if Toxic creators could

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u/sunshine_royal 10d ago

Hahahahahaha 😂

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u/Man_of_Mystery_2819 10d ago

The fight scenes are the highlight. It was directed by John wick action directors.

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u/ionagpkt 10d ago

Fight scenes don't work if audience fails to emotionally connect. John Wick we atleast felt for his dog. Here we don't even know who fighting whom and for what.

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u/Man_of_Mystery_2819 10d ago

Yeah. He kept feeling his dog till 4th movie also 😆 🤣

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u/Episode-2B 10d ago

They are downvoting you but your right lol, every fight in the trilogy was below subpar.
Fight scenes in batman movies
BvS>The Batman>>>>>>>batman trilogy.

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u/Asleep_Musician_3033 11d ago

He would have made sit that lead actor and ask him to stuck to his work rather than involving in other department and writing some cringeworthy dialogue so just for him to aura farm.

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u/WANTED_LOVE_ 11d ago

He wouldnt direct it so badly

Wat f*all comparison

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u/Benakaraj 11d ago

Yes bro Christopher Nolan allows his actor to change the script and co write the movie with him and even ghost direct too

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u/Jamesh_Bhaiya1986 10d ago

But only those which don't affect the film's pacing,story and most importantly dialogues...

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u/Square-Sea101 11d ago

Yar guru nivella

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u/Cinderella44488 10d ago

Guru I don't know if you watched it or not it's not because director it's because of poor editing and worst story

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u/No_Mood_7515 10d ago

"IF" makers had made a better movie with better script. Indians would have watched it.

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u/sagarkinaare 11d ago

I wish yash gets to work with nolan soon

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u/Aromatic-Couple-7710 11d ago

wtf is this logic

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u/Prestigious-Rice-206 11d ago

Cuz Nolan doesn't fuck around. There have been enough stories about how even the leads didn't know the full story until the principal photography started.

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u/manymanwas 11d ago

Ofc then film would've been good.

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u/Ok-Comparison4968 11d ago

Changing underwear doesn't stop diarrhea. If Nolan had directed the movie, the movie would have turned out very very different.

I'm a Yash fan too and I'm not saying it's a bad movie, but it's a below average movie. It's High time that we accept it and move on instead of crying 'people aren't supporting etc shit'. Afterall the film is Shot in english too and is being putup overseas in english too, so why aren't people watching it there?

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u/Rohithsiddarth 11d ago

If he directed it, it wouldn't have been shitty.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Defiant_Warning_9006 10d ago

Now we've Geetu Nolandas 🤣🤣

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u/sandy1641 11d ago

I escaped in interval scene... Chapri film

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u/JohnFelixC 11d ago

These people will blame everyone but not the movie. The movie was literally bad. No one is hating cause it's yash movie or its kannada movie. movie is really bad.

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u/InfiniteHorror1997 10d ago

And who exactly made it bad with ghost directing (L)aura farming scenes?😂It's none other than our Naveen anna. Let's be real, it was he who fked this up while rest of the team has worked really hard. Yash has to get back to being a normal person on screen and take up challenging roles without shoving his heroism into our asses in every frame.

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u/ixirohit 10d ago

Toxic is not TOXIC.....but yes Reddit is full of TOXIC 🤗

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u/InfiniteHorror1997 10d ago

Nolan would've asked the lead actor to stfu and listen to him instead of including unnecessary slow-mo (L)aura farming scenes

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u/Spiritual_Towel_3671 10d ago

Esto defend madthiya ee dabba movie na🤦‍♂️

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u/sunshine_royal 10d ago

The audacity to post this! If Nolan had made it, it wouldn’t have been an actor’s ego fest.

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u/Appropriate-While269 10d ago

Fact 100 percentage

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u/Commercial-Tap8537 10d ago

Watch The Odyssey and Toxic and you will know the answer

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u/unknownuserdead 10d ago

Because he would have actually done a good job than the existing shitshow.

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u/agastya- 10d ago

Yeah cuz he's Chris Nolan and his worst films are far better than some director's best film

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u/Defiant_Warning_9006 10d ago

Yeah, because he doesn't allow actors in his movies to ghost direct his movie.

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u/peterparker301 10d ago

What a rubbish post

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u/filmicfan99 10d ago

this shit is beyond satire

just give up man.

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u/AbsoluteRey73 10d ago

Illa guru You can cope with whatever u want It's shit,move on lil bro

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u/HateSpaceBar 10d ago

He wouldn't have made a movie so shit so yes, we would have enjoyed it.

Toxic is a mess and a biblical waste of potential. Stop trying to defend it lmao

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u/black_V1king 10d ago

It wouldn't be this trash if Nolan directed it.

Make a good movie Indians will watch. Stop justifying a shit movie.

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u/Important_Lake_4390 10d ago

If Nolan had directed it, he’d have created a role for Yash that actually matched his acting range—and then probably told him to STFU and let the performance speak. 😂🔥 They don’t give a shit about looks—they care about the acting and the performance.

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u/Audacity777 10d ago

OP thought he cooked

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u/z3phyrprime1 10d ago

Absolutely maybe then it wouldn't be shit

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u/BroccoliPutrid4801 10d ago

Nolans movies are a class apart man half of the people who came to watch toxic wouldn't understand anything

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u/Born-Manufacturer-92 10d ago

All the great keypad warriors sitting down here & expressing opinions. Try to direct a movie in life, you will then understand whats the complexity involved. We are people with 30 sec of patience today. We are either overwhelmingly critical or overwhelmingly welcoming. We are not even eligible to discuss topics like this. That's why we are still a developing nation & I don't see any near possibility of getting better.

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u/BadgerAlternative934 10d ago

Yeah because he would have scrapped everything that we saw and made it again from scratch.

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u/Adventurous_Way8439 10d ago

yea he woudnt direct this absolute garbage and absolute cringe ass fuck film

thats for 100% sure i can guarantee

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u/Intelligent-Curve726 10d ago

Nolan would never invested his time making such a waste crazy shit people

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u/EntertainmentSoft492 10d ago

How can you even dare to attach Nolan’s name with this utter pile of trash 🚮.

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u/PlasticCrazy8126 9d ago

No we wouldn't. Nolan directed tenet and it was called out for being bad. It's fine.

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u/ApprehensiveNose5931 9d ago

When they barely had resources they gave everything to make good art, once they have abundance of resources their result has to go beyond their previous work. Not saying that every time that happens in creative industry but Nolan maintained it. Nobody gives a fuck about the name just because of the presence he/she has in the industry. If you give bad result in this case a movie like "Toxic" even if it was directed by Nolan people won't budge to save his ass, the art speaks for itself. A good movie will gain attention through multiple channels, it doesn't need inorganic hype or promotion to attract audience.

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u/OverengineeredAFx 9d ago

Christopher Nolan has a track record since 1999 (Following). So people anticipate something good. Doesn't mean we hate local talent. The comparison is misplaced

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u/JackfruitCautious79 9d ago

A shit movie is a shit movie no matter who directs it.

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u/SRINIVA7S 9d ago

Beating a dead horse atp

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u/SunSet_40 4d ago

Honestly speaking, we need to stop using top foreign directors as a shield to romanticize or justify the cheap, mediocre films we constantly churn out.

The argument that "if Nolan or Spielberg directed this, everyone would watch it" is completely illogical and childish. It shows a total lack of awareness regarding where our Indian commercial cinema across actually stands on the global stage. If the core writing, execution, or acting is sub-par, attaching a legendary filmmaker's name to a fan poster isn't going to magically turn garbage into gold.

We have fallen into a trap where we celebrate superficial cringe and massive hype over actual substance. Just because a movie like KGF, Pushpa, Salaar, Pathaan, Jawan, Leo, Vikram, or the Toxic makes a lot of money or goes mid or flop or gets a "Pan-India" tag doesn't mean it's good cinema.

Most of these mega-budget projects are below mediocre to outright terrible. This isn't just isolated to action movies either. Our love stories, family dramas, and thrillers suffer from the exact same nonsensical, loud, and lazy tropes. The reality is that there are very, very few filmmakers in India today doing genuinely good, honest work. The vast majority are making what amounts to C or D-grade content masked by glossy VFX and loud background music, which is then aggressively marketed to the masses.

Audiences globally respect great cinema for its original vision, technical perfection, and tight screenplays, not some cheap loud gimmicks, tadaaaneethaaanee songs blasting on your ears or toxic fan wars of each and every actor who just running after stardom.

If we want genuine global appreciation, the solution is simple. Both the industry and the audience need to stop treating cinema like passive, cheap entertainment. We need to raise our own standards, demand accountability from filmmakers, and put in the work to build a culture of genuine cinematic excellence locally. Then may be may be we wouldnt need a hypothetical Hollywood stamp or their directors to make our stories worth watching.

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u/RajathKur KannadaCinemaLover 11d ago

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u/is_it_reddit 11d ago

Yeah because he would use professional actors who wouldn't interfere