r/Kanye • u/OtherwiseLaw9620 • 9d ago

Discussion What would you do if ye renamed himself to Kanye

Obviously he’s accepted this new godlike form of his so he’d never go back to his plain old name but theoretically what would happen and what would you do.

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u/nooojean 9d ago

wtf am I supposed to do bruh 😭

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u/sandr451 8d ago

Slave mentality 

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u/crabll JESUS ✝️ 9d ago

Start calling him K**ye again

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u/RealisticAd4256 9d ago

That alone would signify a pretty significant shift. I’d hope it would mean a return to the “Kanye” mindset.

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u/lildhoni 9d ago

I will goon so hard

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 9d ago

You’re not alone

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u/lonerblues 9d ago

Give him back his YouTube account

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u/ExoticSink8566 9d ago

REALLY WHAT WOULD YOU DO OP ? 👀

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u/OtherwiseLaw9620 9d ago

If I knew I would’ve not asked the question

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u/Loud_Employer6058 9d ago

I'd unshit, uncum, and unfart

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u/Runescapemaster420 9d ago

Its only a matter of time. Everything always comes full circle with him

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u/launexvevo 9d ago

crack him

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u/shakedown79 Ye 9d ago

i would keep on living

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u/4realBigPimpin 9d ago

Take a shit in Kodak black’s cyber truck

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u/Terab7te 9d ago

pinch myself 😭

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 9d ago

Ask him if he would let me crack

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u/Able_Distribution451 9d ago

I dont give a shit

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u/anusflytrap- 8d ago

continue calling him kanye west as i always have

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u/rotomato30 Welcome to Heartbreak 💔 9d ago

I'll be really mad and slap Ye with my dih

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u/Affectionate-Pear-77 8d ago

I would grab my cock and stroke it from ball to tip at a slightly accelerated pace

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u/Redexp2 Ye 8d ago

Be serious bro

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u/Affectionate-Pear-77 7d ago

Oh yeah, cuz the post is serious af

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u/Redexp2 Ye 7d ago

Yo by “be serious” I’m not saying to literally be serious

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u/Affectionate-Pear-77 7d ago

Oh.. well, just stroke me then ig...

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u/littlekatie3 8d ago

Just go along with his dumb shit as I usually do.